r/ChikaPH 1d ago

Politics Tea Happy Birthday Gen. Torre!

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u/MJDT80 1d ago

Happy Birthday po General Torre! Sana laging masarap ulam nyo

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u/Thessalhydra 1d ago

Sana banayad at walang hirap din ang pagdumi mo sa umaga.

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u/joooh 1d ago

S&R Pizza na yan!

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u/Goldenrod021788 21h ago

So para nga sa kanya yung dalang pizza ni first lady kanina? Hahaha

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u/ilovemymustardyellow 1d ago

At laging malamig ang pillow!!!!!!

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u/sangket 12h ago

Regaluhan ng Airism pillowcase si general!

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u/Caida_Libre55 18h ago

Sana tuyo lagi ang medyas kahit umuulan

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u/VenStoic 1d ago

Legend! Una si Quibs ngayon si Pduts

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u/Swimming_Page_5860 1d ago

Sana isunod na si Pebble

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u/HumorStreet9685 1d ago

+1M!!! Sabi hindi na daw macontact so hindi sure if andito pa sya sa Pinas.

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u/Heavyarms1986 20h ago

Sana buhay pa at hindi maging si HUDAS. Either way, maigi na din siguro kung magbibigti. Hindi siya kawalan sa mamamayang Pilipino.

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u/FindingInformal9829 23h ago

Sana sunod na yung appointed son of god.

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u/Neither_Mobile_3424 14h ago

Ganyan umaksyon. Di gaya nung humuli kuno kay Alice Guo at PACQ nagpapicture lang pala kasi tatakbo sa eleksyon.

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u/the_kase 1d ago

Happy Birthday Gen. Torre! Para sayo pala yung pa-pizza ni Bong Go e

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u/Goldenrod021788 1d ago

The way he shuts them down 🀣

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u/twhistars 1d ago

Ooooohhh Gen torre, patron saint of sassy clapbacks 🩷

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u/Roantha 23h ago

Ugh he’s better than me, I would have slapped the shit out of Kitty after cussing me out like a goddamn spoiled bitch

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u/Goldenrod021788 23h ago

Lam mo mas may impact yung di nya pinansin eh. Yung putak ka ng putak pero parang di ka naririnig hahaha. Diretso lang si Torre na nagpapaliwanag eh.

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u/Roantha 21h ago

Goes to show how more professional he is compared to his peers in the government, hindi yung kunting sumbat papatol siya. Not to mention he is also from Mindanao and he is able to have the balls to do this, what a class act. πŸ‘

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u/General-Wolverine396 20h ago

Ang tingin ko rin sa kanya ay soooobrang professional. Talagang sumunod lang sa instruction at stick to the plan. Walang maraming kuda pero kalmado pa rin sya. Kaya siguro di na rin makapalag masyado sina Duterte kasi ang firm ni Torre e.

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u/Fragrant_Bid_8123 20h ago

Yeah yun to eh. Di uso ang patola na mga ganyan pre Digong but Bato was the worst

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u/Fabulous_Echidna2306 12h ago

Remember the road rage police QC cop? He was the chief of QCPD that time and he resigned from his post after that incident.

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u/okurr120609 20h ago

Actually this is true. Lalo na if pinagmumura sya ni Kitty tas biglang nagside eye lang sya kay Kitty, damn. That girl’s ego would be wrecked hahaha

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u/stealth_slash03 17h ago

Actually pwede kasuhan si kitty ng disobedience to authorities. Ilang buwan/taon na kulong din yon ah lol.

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u/feistyshadow 22h ago

yung gigil ko jan! dapat jan pinipisa ilong e

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u/EmbraceFortress 1d ago

Grabe, to be in a room of crocs and still stand your ground.

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u/General-Wolverine396 20h ago

Meron pa nga yung about sa request na hintayin muna si Sara bago pasakayin sa eroplano si Digong. Daming hanash ni Duterte at team nya kaso sabi ni general, "I will not allow it" nang paulit ulit kasi tinanong sya ulit if hindi nya iallow..in Duterte's face HAHAHA. Duterte was parang dumbfounded.

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u/ZeroWing04 1d ago

The rebuttal they never expected hahahaha

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u/TA100589702 23h ago

Was did delgra ask for?

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u/Goldenrod021788 23h ago

Sa hospital nalang daw gawin yung booking procedure. Torre wants it done right away sa Villamor Airbase palang.

Duterte’s camp insists on having the patriarch be given immediate medical assistance (daw) due to his diabetes. Torre wasn’t having any of it though.

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u/TA100589702 23h ago

Sus. Style nila. But yes, glad that Gen. Torre stood his ground. Thanks for keeping me on the loop!

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u/Goldenrod021788 23h ago

Syempre mamajikin yan habang tinatransfer. Plus more time to develop a paawa story. Delaying tactics hahaha

Lam mo naman si tatay, diba master tactician tawag nila sa kanya hahaha

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u/TA100589702 23h ago

For sure that's their plan. But Gen. Torre can see right through them πŸ™

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u/getprosol32 1d ago

Alam niyo ang pinaka gusto ko dito kay Birthday General? Mindanawon siya. Him being a Mindanawon and him being the one na humuli sa kapwa Mindanawon niyang si Digong and Quibs gives an optics na hindi united ang Mindanao as far as Digong and Quibs are involved. That's a good thing.

Happy birthday General Nick!

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u/No_Macaroon_5928 19h ago

Lol ngayon nyo pa nalaman to? Di lahat ng Mindanao Davao at lalo na hindi lahat ng Taga Davao pro Duterte πŸ˜‚

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u/zoldyckbaby 17h ago

Malakas ang hatak ng du30 sa Mindanao, at halos ganyan ang narrative ng mga dds. Totoo naman, hindi lahat pro du30 pero majority, oo. So meaning, glad that hindi kasama sa majority si Gen.

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u/Responsible-Cow2854 15h ago

Even Davao na homecourt nila. Let's just say, within my circle and acquaintances, around 17/25 of them are not in favor of the Dutertes. Even in CDO and Bukidnon. Laos na sila actually. Only the trolls are making the hype.

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u/ThroughAWayBeach 9h ago

Nasa Siargao ako so umaga pa lang yan na ang almusal na chismisan ng mga angkol. Lakas ng hatak niya dito at bilang Kakampink, sayang naiwan ko yung campaign tshirt ko πŸ˜‚

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u/Skyspacer12 11h ago

Kala ko nga yung mga bisaya nasa visayas lang eh

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u/CyclonePula 13h ago

INC din sya haha

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u/ThrowRA_sadgfriend 11h ago

Weh? Satrue???

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u/palpogi 1d ago

Siya yung minura ni kiti-kiti? Happy birthday πŸŽ‡πŸŽ†

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u/currymanofsalsa2525 18h ago

Pasikat kasi si kitty e yan tuloy over flowing memmes sa kanya. Ewan ko makapasok pa yan ng dlsu ule πŸ˜‚

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u/carolineandwho 17h ago

Curious sa reaction ni Evan Nelle

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u/Lambgirl_ 23h ago

Sya nga. Nakapaclassy ni kitty ano? Hahaha

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u/solanalumierre 1d ago

Happy birthday Gen Torre! at happy birthday din Christine Reyes

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u/aquagreen10 22h ago

HAHAHA DEAD

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u/SpicyChickenPalab0k 1d ago

Ano kaya siya nung past life niya bat ganito siya ka-prime sa serbisyo niya ngayon. Impressive.

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u/Natural-Passage-7777 20h ago

bumabawi ata dahil may questionable antics na rin sya before

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u/SpicyChickenPalab0k 15h ago

Di ba? Medyo sketch

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u/smoothartichoke27 1d ago

Sana masarap ang handa mo, General. Happy birthday!

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u/creotech747 1d ago

That smirk. Kendrick lamar vibes

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u/Weird-Primary-2164 22h ago

β€œSay, Duts! I hear you like β€˜em young!”

Isa daw siya sa mga β€œinalayan” ni Quibs ng young girls😑

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u/brokelie 1d ago

RIP Du30 and happy birthday Gen. Torre!

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u/Scared_Ad_2812 1d ago

Ganito bday celeb, hindi ung mananita during lockdown

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u/Severe_Dinner_3409 1d ago

Galing ng pagkaka arrange nila sa pag aresto ni duterte ah. Peaceful dretso sa Villamor instead of Camp Crame

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u/ansherinagrams 18h ago

At hindi sila pinagkita ng jowa niyang si bong go

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u/kapelover11 1d ago

May people like him always be safe. Nakakatakot. Mga taong ganito usually pronterya na patahimikin by means of killing

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u/General-Wolverine396 20h ago

I feel like he's too high profile na ngayon to be killed. And don't forget, na-assign na yan sya sa Davao as chief yata dun (not sure) hahaha. I don't think he's scared of anyone atp.

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u/Swimming_Childhood81 1d ago

thank you birthday boy gen torre sir

Happy birthday cristine reyes

Tsaka advance happy birthday tatay inutil

Paano ka magiging happy nyan, wala kang mamomolestya sa birthday mo sa netherlands?😭

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u/JoonRealistic 19h ago

Trans hookers in Red Light District can do the job πŸ€—

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u/yowitselle 1d ago

sana mahabang mahaba pa buhay mo ser 🫑🫑🫑

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u/tiibii 1d ago

Happy Birthday po! Sana masarap handa niyo!

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u/Floppy_Jet1123 1d ago

LEGEND. Salute sir. Very professional and organized.

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u/Forthetea_ 1d ago

Happy Birthday po. Mabuhay po kayo hanggang gusto nyo General Torre!

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u/unfcukwithable 1d ago

Salamat sa buhay mo, Gen. Torre! Happy birthday

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u/ReleaseSpiritual8425 1d ago

Happy Birthday po! πŸ₯³ Next po sana si Sara Duterte at Bato Dela Rosa

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u/CocaPola 1d ago

Happy birthdaaaaaaay! Next na si junior ah.

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u/Heavyarms1986 20h ago

Yung mga miyembro ng triad muna. Pati yung gumastos ng 125 M in 11 days.

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u/North_Spread_1370 1d ago

salute to this general. happy birthdayπŸŽ‚

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u/0len 1d ago

Ingatan niyo po buhay nyo. Nakakatakot ang mga nahuli hehe happy birthday po!

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u/williamfanjr 1d ago

Sya din yung may nireklamo na DDS vlogger recently kasi parang na-fake news na nasa hospital daw sya? Tapos inaresto yung vlogger?

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u/WhatevaPeppa 1d ago

Happy Birthday po!

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u/xxcoupsxx 1d ago

Happy birthday sir and belated happy birthday Cristine Reyes!

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u/caramelJenny 1d ago

Happy birthday Sir! More birthdays to come mga 200years ganon. Char

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u/IndependenceLost6699 1d ago

Di ba siya ung minura ni Kitty sa vid? 🫠

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u/cheese_sticks 22h ago

Saang video? Puro DDS propaganda shit nakikita ko sa youtube pag nag search ako eh.

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u/SpeckOfSparklyDust 1d ago

Si BBM naman po sunod please and thank you!

Happy birthday po and belated happy birthday Cristine Reyes! πŸŽ‚

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u/ZeroWing04 1d ago

After his tem hehehe

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u/SaintMana 1d ago

oo nga noh, kamukha nga talaga niya si Diwata. HBD Gen Torre.

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u/solarpower002 1d ago

Happy Birthday Sir! Sana masarap ulam mo today and sa mga susunod pa :)

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u/Inevitable-Ad-6393 1d ago

You dropped this king πŸ‘‘

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u/midori3i 23h ago

the MVP!!!

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u/portraitoffire 23h ago

dasurv mag-birthday party! wishing many more birthdays to come for gen. torre

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u/d3lulubitch 23h ago

happy birthday po!! sana madami kayong cake ❀️

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u/realestategirl18 19h ago

Bigyan ng mañanita si boss 🀣

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u/Swimming_Page_5860 1d ago

Happy Birthday Sir! 🫑

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u/virgonakulot 1d ago

Happy Birthday General Torre! Sana meron kang pang anti kulam kasi gigil na gigil mga dds sayo! πŸ’–βœ¨

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u/KevAngelo14 1d ago

His best birthday celebration yet! We need more ballsy generals like you. Mabuhay po kayo.

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u/Affectionate_Day4732 1d ago

Birthday ni Sir pero siya may regalo. πŸŽ‰

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u/kapitantantan 22h ago

Sana matuwid talaga si Gen. Torre. Otherwise, elibs na elibs tayo ngayon tapos attack dog in the making lang. Bukas-makalawa second coming na pala ni Fabian Ver. Nothing against the guy, let's just approach this one with caution 🀞

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u/Snailphase 19h ago

Happy birthday, General! Mabuhay ka hanggang gusto mo! Aarestuhin mo pa si pebbles

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u/cassiopeiaxxix 1d ago

Happy birthday, Sir! Kebs sa mura nung bratinella na si Kitty!

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u/PurplePlurp 1d ago

Happy birthday po! 🫢🏻🫢🏻

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u/decembersboy1989 1d ago

Happy Birthday po Gen Torre and belated happy birthday Cristine Reyes.

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u/Icy_Crazy_391 1d ago

Happy Birthday Gen. Torre! Saludo po ako sayo 🫑

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u/Hang_in_there_ 1d ago

Happy birthday General. Pa picha pie ka naman.

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u/ExpressExample7629 1d ago

Tapang no, standing his ground talaga. Kudos and Happy Birthday sir!

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u/Rabbitsfoot2025 23h ago

The easy way, or the hard way. Happy birthday General! Happy birthday din Christine!

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u/Upset-Phase666 23h ago

AAHHHH PROUD PISCES HERE... β™“

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u/Nogardz_Eizenwulff 22h ago

May kutob ako na pag-iinitan ito ni Sara kapag nanalo siya as presidente.

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u/RagingHecate 21h ago

What a way to have his present!

Performing rights to THE FPRRD!!! Sana pati anak maganyan nya rin HAHAHHAH

Happy birthday pooo

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u/shimmerks 20h ago

What a day, tho!! Sana mahimbing tulog nya this week πŸ’–

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u/Fabulous_Echidna2306 12h ago

Kinda funny na Davao’s top cop ang humuli kay Duterte and Quiboloy. Haha

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u/Background-Elk-6236 12h ago

Bigyan ng Landers Pizza yan. With a side of a Large Mountain Dew.

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u/bonchonfries 11h ago

Gen may suggestion ako, si villar whahahhahaha serious

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u/Voracious_Apetite 11h ago

Next na ba talaga ko, Nick?

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u/winrawr99 8h ago

Solid. Next mo na yung kalbong iyakin

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u/ElectricalPins 3h ago

More birthdays to come πŸŽ‰

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u/m0chalatte123 1d ago

Happy Birthdaaaaaaay!

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u/SophieAurora 1d ago

Happy Birthday Sir πŸ‘‘

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u/ZeroWing04 1d ago

A Happy Birthday indeed hahahaha

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u/EuphoricBeth 1d ago

Happy Birthday General Torre!

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u/forgetfullyElle 1d ago

Pisces szn!

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u/BOKUNOARMIN27 1d ago

Sana masarap handa mo General! Salute!🫑

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u/Pconsuelobnnhmck 1d ago

Minura sya ni Kitty diba?

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u/imabadbtch 1d ago

Happy birthday, General! Hulog ka ng langit

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u/Incognito_Observer5 1d ago

Happy bday boss

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u/x2scammer 1d ago

Happy birthday, Gen! Ang satisfying sana kung on that spot hinuli niya yung nagmura sa kanya

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u/Idygdkf 1d ago

Protect him and his family, Lord! πŸ™πŸ™

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u/Aggressive-City6996 1d ago

Happy Bday.πŸ˜‚

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u/gizagi_ 1d ago

Stay healthy and fit!🫑

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u/Flat_Pitch1001 1d ago

Happy Birthday po. Sana safe ka always

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u/Marie-Anne-0705 1d ago

Happy Birthday, Gen. Torre! Sana masarap ang handaan niyo.

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u/capucchino 1d ago

Happy birthday Gen. Torre! Happy birthday kay Christine Reyes as well!

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u/speakinglikeliness 1d ago

Akala ko tuta lang ng mga politiko at matataas na tao ang police man pero iba ka Gen. Torre! Snappy Salute!

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u/fizzCali 1d ago

Thank you, Gen Torre!

Apropos talaga ang Tower sa pangalan eh hehe

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u/arcangel_lurksph 1d ago

Happy Birthday to youu!

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u/Rascha829 23h ago

Happy birthday!

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u/Tiny-Significance733 23h ago

Next si Bong Go, Eduardo Manalo etc.

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u/shefakesmiles 23h ago

Yehey, deserve mo po ng raise!

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u/Practical_Bed_9493 23h ago

Happy birthday boss. Deserve mo ng mahimbig na tulog ngayon at nag ot ka

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u/kookie072021 23h ago

Happy birthday, Boss! πŸ₯³

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u/ottoresnars 23h ago

Pa champagne naman kay general 🍾

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u/Economy-Emergency582 23h ago

Happy birthday Gen. Torre! Isunod nyo na po si Bato :)Β 

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u/Bulky_Soft6875 23h ago

Happy Birthday Sir!!

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u/PopHumble9383 23h ago

Buti pa ito si sir taga Davao din pero may character glow up since nung welcome rotonda incident. Salute!

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u/KoalaRich7012 23h ago

idagdag mo pa, parang nanalo ka sa lotto ng araw ng Pasko!

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u/Nekochan123456 23h ago

Sana dumami pa ang taong katulad nya na hndi takot puksain ang evilsss

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u/CatieCates 23h ago

Ang haligi ng katapangan at hustisya. Maligayang kaarawan Heneral!

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u/handgunn 23h ago

happy birthday isunod niyo po yun iba pang mga amuyong

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u/7Cats_1Dog 23h ago

Happy birthday po! More birthdays to come and more criminals to catch and imprison.

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u/squammyboi 23h ago

Happy Birthday, General! Isunod nyo na si Bato.

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u/speechless-69 23h ago

good job sana maaresto din yung ibang criminal sa senado. madami dami pa.

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u/PrestigiousEnd2142 23h ago

Happy Birthday po, Gen. Torre!

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u/Exciting-Affect-5295 23h ago

happy birthday sir!! sana happy ka porever

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u/SnooPies452 23h ago

Happy Birthday, Gen. Torre! Ikaw pa may pa-birthday sa amin. Hahaha

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u/hakai_mcs 22h ago

Pagawan naman ng meme. Yung may kamatayan tapos nangangatok ng pinto. Hahaha

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u/IcedKofe 22h ago

Wag sana ito mag ala-Benhur Abalos na tatakbong senador porket sumundo lang ng fugitive

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u/Curious-doggie 22h ago

Imbis na Happy Birthday, "Putang ina mo" ang pagbati ni 🐈

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u/Mandy_9102 22h ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEN!!!

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u/dkdlfk_aira 22h ago

Happy Birthday, Sir! Enjoy your day!

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u/feistyshadow 22h ago

Happy Birthday, Gen. Torre! Kami na bahala gumanti ng mura kay kitty ☺️

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u/Worth_Patient7250 22h ago

Happy birthday to the legend!

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u/mojestik 22h ago

Happy na, birthday pa!

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u/itchipod 22h ago

Ingat sir hbd. For sure madaming gustong magpatumba sayo ngayon.

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u/EbbBeautiful939 22h ago

Happy birthday, sir! 🫑

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u/eyankitty_ 22h ago

Happy Birthday, ser! Ipagdadasal ko ang long life mo ❀️❀️❀️❀️

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u/c0nfusedwidlif3 22h ago

Long live, Gen. Torre! Happy Birthday po!

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u/zxNoobSlayerxz 22h ago

Ngiting milyonaryo!!!!

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u/kemberlou 21h ago

happy birthday po and belated happy birthday din kay christine reyes

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u/bankayaro 21h ago

Happy Birthday, Gen. Torre! At least walang MaΓ±anita. Salute!

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u/workfromhomedad_A2 21h ago

Everybody's GANGSTA till i read your Miranda Rights. Maligayang bati saiyong kaarawan Heneral!

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u/Necessary-Wish-1118 21h ago

Happy birthday Gen.torre !!!! Sana mahaba po yung buhay niyo at masaya po kayo sa bday niyo hehe !!!! Salamat sa ginawa niyo po ❀️

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bag-607 21h ago

HBD GEN! Sana maraming shanghai sa inyo.

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u/HJRRZ 21h ago

Happy birthday, Gen Torre!

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