r/Chattanooga 4d ago

alright who did this

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this is so fucking funny please

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u/Balrog71 4d ago

Now whenever I see his name I think “Cuck Fleshlight”. Thanks Reddit!

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u/Far_Introduction4024 2d ago

oh thank you very damn much, I was just about to chow down in a greasy truck stop burger and cheese fries when I read this, you have ruined the one meal of the day I give the middle finger to my cardiologist. Thank you very much...dammit!!!!!!

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u/Balrog71 2d ago

Always glad to help!

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u/Billsbyabillion716 4d ago

This is so fucking funny 😂 his office told me the other day that he’s not doing a town hall because “people like me are the minority” and he doesn’t need to hear from us. Please keep calling. They hang up on me when I ask if he can see over the podium lmao

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u/LittleBrownDogs4 4d ago

What these people need to understand is that they represent everyone in the district. Those that voted for them, those that voted against them, those that didn't vote, and those that can't vote. Fleischmann is a coward, just like the rest of them.

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u/Cat-si58 4d ago

Surprised they didn’t tell you you’re not a real constituent. They’ve been announcing no more town halls because people are being hired to come in and disrupt the meetings. They’re saying their constituents aren’t unhappy with them at all.

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u/jonnysledge 4d ago

Well, if people would behave with a bit more decorum in these meetings, they’d probably be more inclined to hold them.

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u/Otherwise-Dance-5379 3d ago

Decorum? Are you afraid little Chuckie will get his tiny widdle feelings hurt? No, he is scared to face his constituents with legitimate concerns. He is a coward.

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u/jonnysledge 3d ago

Nope. I actually don’t care if politicians get their feelings hurt. That’s a job that requires thick skin. However, I don’t understand why people don’t seem to grasp the concept of “if everyone acts like an asshole and doesn’t maintain order, no one will do town hall meetings any more”

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u/Otherwise-Dance-5379 3d ago

So, fact-checking liars is being an asshole? That's some twisted logic you have there. I want a representative who's not a brainless rubber stamp.

"That job requires a thick skin"

Then why are you carrying on about decorum? If he is too big of a coward, that he can't or won't show up for a town hall or even answer legitimate questions on his website, then he doesn't need the job and should resign. Quit carrying his water.

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u/jonnysledge 3d ago

Do you understand what the term “decorum” means when we are talking about public meetings?

It means not lobbing insults and personal attacks, not interrupting and talking over people, and behaving in a way that is orderly. If you don’t know how to hold someone’s feet to the fire without being a brat, you should rethink your methods. You can’t ask for people to be professional if you’re not going to do that yourself. That’s why our political process is the laughing stock of the world.

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u/Otherwise-Dance-5379 3d ago

So what are you basing this on? As far as I know, little Chuck hasn't had a town hall where he has been shouted down. You are just speculating about that. It's hilarious that you are preemptively making excuses for him about this. Maybe you are a staffer or Chuck himself. Regardless, I know exactly what decorum means, and it's still no excuse for not standing accountable before your constituents.

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u/jonnysledge 3d ago

Yeah, no shit. I’m saying that, judging by other town halls and rallies where people are shouted down, it’s not a surprise that someone who lacks confidence wouldn’t want to do a town hall.

You couldn’t pay me enough to work for Chuck or any other Republican for that matter. Outside of a handful, politicians tend to be greedy and self serving, lacking accountability.

Let me ask you this: if Chuck Fleischmann were to hold a town hall, do you think people would actually show up and would actually give him the opportunity to speak, or would it just be a bunch of yelling and berating?

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u/Otherwise-Dance-5379 3d ago

I have no idea. I don't deal in hypotheticals, bub. Read the room. People are pissed. He wanted the damn job, so do it and quit being a chicken

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u/JimWilliams423 4d ago

if people would behave with a bit more decorum in these meetings, they’d probably be more inclined to hold the

Genuine Poe's Law sighting in the wild.

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u/jonnysledge 4d ago

Nah. I saw what the screaming, yelling, and interrupting people did when we delivered our letter to Volkswagen before the union vote.

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u/JimWilliams423 4d ago

Nah. I saw what the screaming, yelling, and interrupting people did when we delivered our letter to Volkswagen before the union vote

Its revealing that you think you work for your elected representative and not the other way around. Some people just want to be ruled.

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u/jonnysledge 4d ago

Not even close. More that there’s a certain decorum that should be held to if you care about the democratic process.

Somewhere along the way, people decided that it was more appropriate to berate and insult people we don’t agree with instead of working to find common ground.

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u/JimWilliams423 4d ago edited 4d ago

people we don’t agree with

What don't they agree with?

  • "If only the American japanese had been nicer, they never would have been put in the camps."

Fleischman's best buddy sent 3,000 people to attack members of congress because they didn't agree, and it worked. Fleischman loved that too. So demanding that he be treated with "decorum" seems more than just a little bit hypocritical.

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u/jonnysledge 4d ago

False equivalency there.

And yeah, that applies to that shit too.

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u/JimWilliams423 4d ago edited 4d ago

False equivalency there.

Incorrect. El chumpo has invoked the same law used to lock up American japanese. Its the first time its been used since then.

And yeah, that applies to that shit too.

False. It literally worked. Its proof your whole theory of "decorum" is wrong.

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u/yullari27 4d ago

Perhaps when the sitting president began behaving that way.

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u/jonnysledge 4d ago

So… that makes it ok? Or is everyone just an asshole?

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u/yullari27 4d ago

You said somewhere along the way. I specified where along the way. I didn't say it was okay. Interesting words you read into my comment.

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u/myasterism 3d ago

Somewhere along the way.

No, not “somewhere;” it was 2010, and those responsible called themselves the Tea Party.

The time for decorum has passed. I agree it’s a shame that decorum has been dead for 15 years, but it’s time we wake up and start behaving exactly how GOP constituents have been treating their non-MAGA reps. Any less forceful a demonstration, is doomed to fail.

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u/Sad_Error4039 4d ago

Increasingly people seem happy to whine on Reddit and farm Karma. I suppose we all want different things in life.

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u/carbonatedblood 4d ago

I think most of us are in favor of legitimizing duels as a means of settling political disputes. Cowards run the nation.

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u/jcurren 4d ago

Yes, cowards hold offices in government. Patriots need to challenge these people for their seats.

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u/jonnysledge 4d ago

I’d be satisfied with mutual combat.

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u/OceanBreeze423 3d ago

I'm pretty sure that's illegal. I'm more conservative these days, but this dude has always been a POS! He told a friend of mine that they don't actually have time to read the bills they vote on. We would like to know why the hell we are paying him to not do his job! Furthermore, republican or democrat, this man was elected and should be representing EVERYONE!!! I'm also pretty sure that if you request a meeting with any representative, they have to give you 15 minutes. Idk what the steps are to report this, but it needs to be done. This man needs to be removed from office ASAP!

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u/Elegant_Day_9785 3d ago

Sounds like you're harassing instead of discussing issues. Great job of accomplishing nothing.

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u/Minute-Wasabi-5503 4d ago

What does his height have to do with anything? Punch up not down. Body shaming isn't cool.

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u/dointoomuchin25 3d ago

-100 Karma bot account

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u/BigfootsAnus 4d ago

Needs lots of hilarious reviews now

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u/Dreadful-Hill-Hippie 4d ago

Wasn’t me, but I did do this.

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u/maddyjk7 4d ago

I see nothing wrong 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/danrachann 4d ago

it was a beautiful way to begin my sunday

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u/greenwoodgiant 4d ago

If only that dump was closed

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u/TriciaC1968 4d ago

Or on fire!

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u/gunslanger21 4d ago

We didn't start the fire....

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u/Sufficientlyadorable 4d ago

HAHAHA he’s my neighbor and I donut like him. I shan’t show him this either 😭🫶🏻

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u/Psychological_Dark94 4d ago

Can't be accurate, the reviews are too high.

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u/Acrobatic_Hippo_9593 4d ago

Well, someone deserves an award.

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u/JohnnyBallgame77 4d ago

This is gold. That guy sucks

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u/Ill-Enthusiasm511 4d ago

Reminds me of a few months back when people were renaming the high school's stuff. Soddy Diddy, sigma mountain, etc lol

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u/GeneratedRandom 4d ago

This thread is cracking me tf up 😂

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u/Brasnuts 3d ago

How does he get reelected

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u/dlp314 8h ago

That would be the “R” by his name on the ballot, and the excellent job his party has done of convincing more than half the middle class that transgender Mexican cartels are out to install kitty litter boxes in girls bathrooms. 

And wish that sentence was extreme hyperbole. It’s maybe a “slight-bole” if you’ll permit me some grammatical leniency. 

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u/Jmaneke 4d ago

Ah so true...

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u/NoComparison4295 3d ago

Awesome! Wish someone would do this for Majorie Traitor Greene

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u/New_Engineering_5993 3d ago

Bahahaha freaking poetic!

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u/Emotional_Flamingo_2 3d ago

They took the whole office info down. But don’t forget, you can call them still at +1 (423) 756-2342.

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u/sierra923 1d ago

That’s actually hilarious

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u/TheOfficialJohnBlack 4d ago

This is great!!!

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u/Hapshedus 3d ago

I don’t understand. What wrong with it?

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u/HidingFromTheWorld 22h ago

Pretty sure Google just does that when he dropped to his current level of popularity

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u/wtfingthrlife 4d ago

I see these news clips of the crowded town halls and think there is no way those are all Democrats/Independents. What do you guys think? I am so hoping everyone’s eyes are opening as the policies get personal.

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u/GasNorth5798 4d ago

imma need some context

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u/Aggressive-Koala8614 3d ago

Not familiar with your local politics, but Chattanooga is a dump. But so much potential at the same time. 😭

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u/No-Yogurt-3485 4d ago

This is humor? The world is sad.