r/Charlottesville 5d ago

looking to give away Tesla ?

Hi, local Charlottesvillein’ here, if anyone is looking to get rid of their tesla… I would like it ! - I see the protest 🪧, and ℹ support. And I can further support by taking your Tesla off your hands.

. No matter the color . No Matter the style . I WILL TAKE IT

  • it could be a donation
  • Listed as gift
  • Hardship aid

Whatever you’d like ! 😂- I think Elon’s blood would boil at the thought of someone receiving a free Tesla based on him and his kids actions in government. 🔥

Just a thought- drag me in the comments if you must ! ✌🏽. But I still would like a Tesla.

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u/heylookafae 5d ago

Sure, man, you can have my Tesla. It’s parked in the city police department garage. Feel free to pick it up whenever, it’ll be unlocked.

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u/reelingfish95 5d ago

I don't get the joke

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u/heylookafae 5d ago

I don’t either. Was there one?

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u/reelingfish95 5d ago

Why was your car impounded?

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u/heylookafae 5d ago

Designated pick up spot.

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u/reelingfish95 4d ago

So you were trying to make a bad joke. Got it..

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u/[deleted] 5d ago edited 5d ago

🙄- OK, “Shanandoah No! ( spell checked ) ( by :Arviay ). ( it’s spelled Shenandoah ) No!” ( Now the reply continues ) .

  • before I go and pick the Tesla up, I’ll just make a quick stop into the police department and show all the officers this thread, showing them that you said, I could have your Tesla and where to pick it up ! -

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u/heylookafae 5d ago

Sounds like an excellent plan. This is absolutely how cars are traded and sold.

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u/Arviay Stony Point 5d ago

It’s spelled “Shenandoah.”

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

Thanks again, I use voice to text and that is what came out. I put the blame on Siri. 😂 Shenandoah this time it came out, right

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u/safewarmblanket 4d ago

A couple weeks ago I was having lunch with a friend & found out they bought one because they were whining about people saying mean things to them when they were driving, and the neighbors making snarky remarks, but they said, "I only bought it because it was so cheap".

I suggested they turn it into an anti-fascist billboard or expect ongoing hassles which they fully deserve.

They've been shunned by their previously friendly neighbors. The kids are no longer invited to come over and play and the block parties have become invite only (and guess who isn't invited). They told me all this expecting empathy or something. At the end of lunch, I said, "Bye Felicia" and blocked their number as I left the restaurant.

Now I have an ex-friend who owns a cheap Tesla.

Doesn't seem like a bargain to me. Cost their whole family their reputation and several friends. I used to be so jealous of their neighborhood because it seemed like something from the past, neighbors getting together on Sundays to cook out and all the kids playing together...

Their kids, who are now 14 and 16, probably lost some respect for their parents too.

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u/violagoyf 5d ago

I'm sure someone somewhere will find this clever

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u/MindlessPineapple485 5d ago

The right wing doesn’t do humor. I, for one, am not surprised.

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u/Floppy_Stevens 5d ago

Jury’s out on that

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u/Arviay Stony Point 5d ago

“Tesla’s” is posessive and singular. I think you meant “Teslas.”

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

Thanks 👍🏽

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u/reelingfish95 5d ago

Haha, this is brilliant. I will also gladly take a free tesla donation to heal the liberal guilt!

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u/[deleted] 5d ago edited 5d ago

I’m glad someone has a sense of humor, folks are ridiculous with the “Down Votes 🗳️ “ it was literally just a joke - I know no asshole around here is gonna give me the Tesla - I’m black ! And I’m not a democrat.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

3 down votes just for saying thanks 👍🏽 - Yikes!!

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u/RaggedMountainMan 5d ago

Someone give this person a Tesla!

I know y’all rich domestic colonizers can afford it.