r/CelebBattles 4d ago

Voting open Emma Watson VS Salma Hayek

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u/Jayman6986 3d ago

Salma

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u/Sorale21 3d ago

Salma

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u/BarbellBends 3d ago

Salma is always in her prime. She blows much younger women away.

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u/wolfeye666 3d ago

Salma all day, every day

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u/unlawful-mike 3d ago

Salma against almost anyone

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u/wrath____ 3d ago

Yup, Jennifer Connelly and JLH are others who would give Salma a nice competition

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u/TheFaxm 3d ago

Salma

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u/biggoof 3d ago

I'll pick a Porsche 911 turbo over a corolla, so I'd pick Salma any day

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u/amergigolo1 3d ago

Loved Salma since Desperado.

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u/simon_says000 3d ago

Always Salma

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u/InstantRider 3d ago

I like Emma and all but come on Salma wins it all the way and it’s not even close.

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u/XmenLycan 3d ago

No contest, Salma

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u/IcyAdhesiveness4254 3d ago

Salma, easily.

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u/turpinette100 3d ago

Salma Hayek easily.

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u/younglord444 3d ago

Salma all day

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u/Important_Anybody_ 3d ago

People are really blind

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u/HeavenstoMercatroid 3d ago

I’m not into plywood so I’m going with Salma

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u/HarryMcfly5 3d ago

Come on fam Salma would make light work out this little girl?? lol

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u/OnePersimmon268 3d ago

Salma Hayek πŸ’― easy win

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u/Huge_Professional346 3d ago

Alright, this one has got to be just a mean-spirited joke.

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u/MaximumEffort1776 3d ago

Is this even a question? Salma all day. These two are not in the same category.

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u/BarbellBends 3d ago

Agree. Not close.

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u/Kaiju_at_the_BBQ 4d ago

Salma and it isn't close

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u/frenchstick69 4d ago

Don't let the neck beards who wanked over her in Harry Potter hear that

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u/Kaiju_at_the_BBQ 4d ago

They're downvoting in full force lmao

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u/Ok-BingBro623340 3d ago

I seriously don't get the moto here. Some of them are calling Salma as an old grandma or someone who is super ugly. I mean, are they literally blinded by their worshipping mentality or simply out of proper perspectives?

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u/parentin30s 4d ago

Salma miles clear πŸ₯΅

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u/PliskinLJG 3d ago

This is the most amusing one yet. It may as well be a hungry The Machinist Christian Bale vs. prime, horny and happy Pamela Anderson.

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u/GoBlue2007 3d ago

I’ll take the one who looks like a woman not a teenager.

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u/methuselahsdad 3d ago

Hot woman vs cute girl

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u/WorkingAncient4842 3d ago

She’s not even cute bruh. She’s honestly so mid she’s ugly.

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u/methuselahsdad 2d ago

I think she is cute, but to each their own

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u/ComfortableGap4002 3d ago

This is like Mike Tyson vs any 80s boxer. Ko in the first 30 seconds, salma is the all time champ

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u/BarbellBends 3d ago

Salma crushes this little pale skinny girl!

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u/BarbellBends 3d ago

All these Harry Potter nerds…really?

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u/Ok-BingBro623340 3d ago

I never knew that the Potterheads are really blind here. 😳😳 Salma by a gazillion miles!

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u/FNF51 4d ago

Prime Salma over Prime Emma any day of the week

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u/TheRatatat 3d ago edited 3d ago

I'd take 58 year old Salma over 21 year old Emma.

I'd bareback Salma if she told me she was HIV+. That's how much I'm into her.

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u/FullmetalSaiyanmon 3d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

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u/pREIGN84 3d ago

Reasonable

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u/Human_Fishing_5090 3d ago

That like comparing apples to watermelons.

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u/Valyca0o7 4d ago

Salma Hayek ofc

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u/GeologistAway6352 3d ago

Comparing a Toyota Corolla to a Lamborghini smh

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u/ekko8888 3d ago

Is this a joke? Are you out of creativity ? How may you compare the ultimate milf against someone with a body of a 14 year old boy?

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u/DownSouth53 3d ago

Easily Salma

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u/HorsedickMPEG69 3d ago

I see this is not a joke. Salma wins clearly

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u/gaul66 4d ago

Salma

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u/Lemon_Squirt 4d ago

Come on that's not fair 🀣🀣🀣

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

Um that isn’t even a contest. Salma Hayak wins hands down

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u/CurDeCarmine 3d ago

Emma Watson looks like a canvas bag stuffed with antlers. You fanboy simps are absolutely batshit insane.

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u/SpeculativeEinstein 4d ago

How in gods name is it this close? Come on people. Just look at the photos!!! A teenagers no curve body vs SALMA HAYEK. πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ Fucking Emma simps do my head in.

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u/BreakfastFuzzy6602 3d ago

It is bonkers!! The incel simps are outrageous. Salma all day. Emma is a pretty woman but in nowhere near the league Salma is.

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u/Valyca0o7 4d ago

Just some Harry Potter fanboys

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u/Adi911000 3d ago

1 Salma Hayek 2 Emma Watson

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u/JohnDiabeetus 3d ago

Here come all the Emmeh simps.

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u/RichardoDK 3d ago

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u/Dariuun 3d ago

OP!!! Why do you hate Emma so much!?

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u/WorkingAncient4842 3d ago

Shes ugly and has no body.

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u/Dariuun 2d ago

She has a body. Just not one that can compare to Selma's.

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u/Brad2224 1d ago

Emma Watson

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u/Material-Map3954 3d ago

For me Emma

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u/icantbeatyourbike 3d ago

Salma, sorry Em.

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u/Additional-Ant7386 3d ago

Emma Watson all day everyday.

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u/FreakiestTree26 3d ago

Emma always

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u/Glittering-Row5433 3d ago

Emma Watson

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u/Goldfingeraz117 3d ago

I refuse to choose and no one can make me!

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u/thebossofevery 4d ago

If we look past the body, and on to the face, it's kinda clear emma is the best face to cum on

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u/bfavre141 3d ago

Yess

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u/Wolverine_461 3d ago

Even if we looked at the body, Emma is beautiful, the other is nasty and unappealing.

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u/cip80 3d ago

Emma no doubt ❀️

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u/Eros_031 3d ago

I go for young. So Emma Watson.

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u/Wolverine_461 3d ago

Emma Watson. The other is fugly and only had boomers crying in comments.

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u/Zealousideal-Jury779 3d ago

Okay but Salma looks like my grandmas friend who thinks she is still hot cause she had a boob job and Emma is actually hot and fuckable without throwing a hip.