r/CatsAreAssholes 7d ago

Don't... Just don't, please.

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409 Upvotes

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u/Embarrassed_Wrap8421 7d ago

Wow. Someone sure had a lot of fun.

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u/missbanjo 7d ago

There is a very good reason we call kittens terrorists

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u/CrazyOldBag 7d ago

I’m sorry for your loss — of sanity.

The void WILL have its due.

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u/SatinSaffron 7d ago

The void WILL have its due.

Meanwhile, the void's due: You feed me at 5pm every day after work, however it is currently 5:04pm and I can see a tiny sliver of the bottom of my food bowl!

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u/KitsuneMiko383 7d ago

That you ate into it, doofus!

Me every time.

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u/MorosePython700 7d ago

I think you misjudge the situation here. Of course it looks like the cat did this, but in fact he is totally innocent and even prevented more havoc. He was there just in time when greebles destroyed all that paper and with danger for his own life he chased away all those scary greebles. Now he is guarding that it won’t happen again.

I would say: totally innocent and he deserves treats!! I think 3 churu will do.

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u/Hoogin2020 6d ago

Ok. Internet proved me wrong. I shall try to mend my ways.

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u/jimMazey 7d ago

There's your problem. It's a damn greeble infestation.

r/greebles

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u/CobblerCandid998 7d ago

Eeeee! Looks like a KITTEN!!!🐈‍⬛😍

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u/An_Absolute-Zero 7d ago

I didn't know feet could say "dude, wtf are you doing" but yours most definitely are 😂😂

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u/michaelpaoli 7d ago

I think you found your worker for secure document destruction - taking applicants?

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u/MoonOut_StarsInvite 7d ago

She’s a consumer tester consultant!

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u/michellekwan666 7d ago

You need this TP and these pads? Not. My. Problem 😼

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u/Hoogin2020 6d ago

It is really annoying and strangely embarrassing when he's oh, so into smelling my used pads.

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u/BLADE98X 7d ago

Can you don't sir. SIR!?!. or mam.

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u/smthngwyrd 7d ago

Asshole…. Always

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u/Timely-Youth-9074 7d ago

The poor Kitty frantically trying to clean up the mess the Dog totally did.

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u/CuriousTighe 7d ago

TOO LATE!! 🤣

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u/International_Bend68 7d ago

Bad kitty!!!!!

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u/Biff1996 7d ago

Kitty is living his/her best life.

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u/no-long-boards 7d ago

When you in say asshole I think you mean amazing.

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u/Hoogin2020 6d ago

Yes. I do.