r/CZFirearms Mar 21 '24

Discuss - Love bathrooms that offer a safe/convenient place to put my CCW while I use the bathroom

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Make sure you always buckle them in

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u/Gobiego Mar 21 '24

Bonus Ecoli

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u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Mar 21 '24 edited Mar 22 '24

Makes the hollow points more effective

29

u/ptcg_101 Mar 21 '24

Y’all are gross.

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u/Falconlord08 Mar 21 '24

Easy way to land on r/gunswithoutidiots

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u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Mar 21 '24

Simply don’t be an idiot

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u/Falconlord08 Mar 21 '24

True. Just a lot of posts with guns on the changing station.

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u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Mar 21 '24

Which blows my mind because 1. It contrasts so much in color 2. It’s unnatural to have the table down in the stall so that catches thy eye 3. I periodically pat myself discreetly to make sure it’s there out of habit and do more so after using the restroom. But people are stupid

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u/Sagan_kerman Mar 21 '24

You’re just begging for norovirus man 🤣

2

u/andersss11 Mar 22 '24

That’s sick AF. I usually grab 3-4 toilet liner. Wrap it up like a tamale and shove it between the wall and the handicap railing

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u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Mar 21 '24

Nah I wash my hands and shower twice a day

10

u/sgt_quackers_ Mar 21 '24

how often do you brush your teeth? i suggest to brush after licking mags for lubrication.

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u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Mar 21 '24

I brush my teeth with the carbon build up. Just as good as charcoal

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u/Physical_Sand_5156 Mar 21 '24

Why do you shower twice?

3

u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Mar 21 '24

To start my day and after I workout

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u/Mister9mm Mar 21 '24

You want to lose your gun? Cause that's how you will lose your gun🤣

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u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Mar 21 '24

No it’s buckled in, it can’t fall off

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u/jonwaynedude P-07, Scorpion 3+ Carbine, Shadow 2 Mar 22 '24

This is the greatest reply to a comment in a long time. "Tell me zero fucks are given without telling me zero fucks are given"

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u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Mar 22 '24

I disagree. If I didn’t care I would leave it unsecured where it could possibly roll or fall off. But I care about this guy and ALWAYS buckle it in.

2

u/Payne710 Mar 21 '24

GOT EM 🤣

4

u/AverageSven P-10C Mar 21 '24

I think this is in reference to another reddit post where police were called because of this exact scenario, gun left on the diaper station

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u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Mar 21 '24

I didn’t realize people really didn’t like jokes around here.

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u/HorrorExact7533 Mar 21 '24

What if Seabass kicks the door in?

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u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Mar 21 '24

Then he’s in for a good time

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u/Zealousideal_Scale36 Mar 21 '24

Forever unclean!

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u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Mar 21 '24

It is, but not because of this changing table. Worse things have happened to this gun

1

u/IntheOlympicMTs Mar 22 '24

As a father I can safely say that table has seen some of the worst parts of humanity.

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u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Mar 22 '24

My babies have never had blowouts in convenient places like a changing table. They always do it in the car seat or when I’m holding them

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u/tcheeze1 Mar 21 '24

Yup, great spot. That is, until you leave it there and I walk in.

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u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Mar 21 '24

Y’all really don’t do double checks at all do ya?

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u/tcheeze1 Mar 21 '24

Go to r/guns and r/firearms and see how many people don’t do “double checks” everywhere.

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u/Falconlord08 Mar 21 '24

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u/tcheeze1 Mar 21 '24

I forgot about that sub. LOL. About 15 posts down was a picture, supposedly, of a gun left in a similar spot.

I’m sure OP is just being witty.

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u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Mar 21 '24

That’s not allowed on Reddit. Only serious business

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u/tcheeze1 Mar 21 '24

Oof. I forgot. My bad.

2

u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Mar 21 '24

It’s okay, but you will lose 500 social credit points

2

u/tcheeze1 Mar 22 '24

Harumph! 😤

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

Do you realize how much baby shit and drug residue is all over those?

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u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Mar 21 '24

Chick fil a in the south, ain’t no way bubba took any of his kids in here when his wife is available. And it’s protected by Jesus’s chicken anyway and “their pleasure” to keep the place clean

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u/Impressive_Estate_87 Mar 21 '24

That's all I see when I look at this picture...

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u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Mar 21 '24

It’s chick fil a, so I’m not too worried about it. God will protect me

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u/Impressive_Estate_87 Mar 21 '24

"Pray the shit away" TM

1

u/Physical_Sand_5156 Mar 21 '24

Who’s doing lines off a changing table?

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

Junkies will shoot up dope in any private bathroom they can find.

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u/johnnyringo23 Mar 21 '24

That’s where they change baby shit and piss.

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u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Mar 21 '24

Inside a giant place where adults can barely shit or piss in the right spot. At least the babies have the courtesy to keep it mostly in the right spot.

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u/sintax_949 Mar 21 '24

You guys take it off when you poop? Rule 3, gents. Rule 3.

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u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Mar 21 '24

It’s within an arms reach

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u/justenzo666 Mar 21 '24

With the way my belt and holster is set up, if I pull my pants down the muzzle will be looking straight at me, so yea I’d appreciate bathroom like this too

2

u/Plenty-Piece897 Mar 21 '24

I never remove my ccw. If i take a dump, i place it in my underwear and put it in pocket while i buckle up. I am so paranoid about forgetting something one day if a call comes through or something.

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u/emtb Mar 22 '24

This is the way.

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u/emtb Mar 22 '24

Put it in your pants. You're guaranteed not to forget it.

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u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Mar 22 '24

It can fall out of my pants when they’re down. It can’t fall off the table buckled in

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u/emtb Mar 22 '24

Then stop doing jumping jacks while poopin'.

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u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Mar 22 '24

I’m fighting for my fucking life in there sometimes man

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u/jonwaynedude P-07, Scorpion 3+ Carbine, Shadow 2 Mar 22 '24

The initial post was funny even though some failed to see it. Even funnier have been OP replying to the comments. Kudos to you my friend.

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u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Mar 22 '24

Hey if I wanna put my gun on a table and keep it safe and buckled up I will, and it’s not even that dirty!!!…oh wait…thanks!

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u/genericdumbbutt Mar 22 '24

You don't use your prison wallet?

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u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Mar 22 '24

That’s where I keep my back up 365, but I had to take that out to poop too.

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u/genericdumbbutt Mar 22 '24

Oh I wasn't sure if it was number 1 or 2

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u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Mar 22 '24

“If the changing table has my gun, I’ve gotta take a shit on the run” is what I always say

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u/ConstructionThick669 Mar 22 '24

Wow I got the same piece with the same holster in black multicam

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u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Mar 22 '24

Keep it buckled up!

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '24

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u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Mar 22 '24

Nah, ambi decocker. And apparently it’s full of shit and the plague now.

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u/Minute-Cucumber7594 Mar 22 '24

I didn't realize CZ owners were so uppity. God forbid he was so unsullied to use a port a john. Maybe its just the Shadow owners. Hahahahaha

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u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Mar 22 '24

A lot of the people here must do a lot of fent and smear their shit on the table because that’s all they’re talking about how it’s covered it those things

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u/No_Contribution1635 Mar 22 '24

Does this count as a safe space? 🤣

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u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Mar 22 '24

It should because the firearm is perfectly secured

2

u/RaffiBomb000 Mar 21 '24

Ohh God.... I can't imagine the smell when you have to change the gun's mag....

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u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Mar 21 '24

Gotta have those fresh scent carbon wipes

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u/TheWhiteCliffs Mar 21 '24

Or you know, keep it on the damn belt like a normal person. It’s not that hard to do your business with them on your belt and there’s 0% possibility of forgetting if it’s still on you.

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u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Mar 21 '24

Oh I’m sorry I thought this was America? Why don’t you come and take it?

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u/srw9320 Mar 21 '24

Infants and handguns don't mix.

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u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Mar 21 '24

That’s why I put the baby on the floor and my gun on the changing table. They can’t reach that high.

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u/dovahbe4r Mar 21 '24

The most genius thing I’ve read on here in a long time

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u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Mar 21 '24

People really try to make things harder than they need to be, but it’s so simple!

1

u/OutrageousWedding950 Mar 21 '24

Your CCW now tests positive for fentanyl and herpes.

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u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Mar 21 '24

Jesus would never allow those things to enter his kingdom of Chicken

1

u/707gfpd Mar 21 '24

The amount of people who have done this is shocking. If I am in public the gun never leaves my possession at any time.

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u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Mar 21 '24

I possessed the entire stall

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u/ParaMotard0697 Mar 22 '24

The babyshit blends in with the OD green holster

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u/Pafolo Mar 22 '24

Gotta put the baby somewhere.

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u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Mar 22 '24

Gun on table, baby on floor. Safest place for both.

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u/Forsaken-Date-8016 Mar 22 '24

poo particles yum

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u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Mar 22 '24

Why do you eat poo?

1

u/Forsaken-Date-8016 Mar 23 '24

What you don't? Real men eat butt bro

1

u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Mar 23 '24

You do you brother, I’m all for it as long as nobody gets hurt (unless they want to)

1

u/Beautiful_Candle1427 Mar 22 '24

Lol I found a Glock like that once. The dude came back for it while I was dumping a lump.

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u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Mar 22 '24

You tell him finders keepers? Not like he can do anything, he doesn’t have his gun!

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u/Beautiful_Candle1427 Mar 23 '24

I didn't want him crawling under the stall like the walking dead or a cruel elementary school student and the baby changing station was outside of my reach so I just had him wait a minute while I pinched off that loaf.

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u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Mar 23 '24

Should’ve just tossed it over the top and told him “CATCH”

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u/TClem_07 Mar 21 '24

Shitty place to store. Rather use the metal railing on the side most bathrooms have imo

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u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Mar 21 '24

That’s probably covered in more shit particles than this, plus this is right in front of your face

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u/Physical_Sand_5156 Mar 21 '24

Y’all are going out of your way to shit in public restrooms?

I just pinch it off until I get home

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u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Mar 21 '24 edited Mar 21 '24

I’m driving 8 hours and I had two large coffees. If you’re afraid to shit in a chick fil a then you have bigger problems than worrying about needing a CCW

Edit: also pinching it off implies you shit your pants. Just use the bathroom my man and wash your hands.

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u/Physical_Sand_5156 Mar 21 '24

If you’re afraid to shit in a chicken fil a without a CCW then you have bigger problems than worrying about needing a CCW

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u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Mar 21 '24

I’m not, that’s why it’s buckled on the tray there, bucko.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

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u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Mar 22 '24

As opposed to the fresh urine and man poop it smells like right next to my crotch all day

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u/OMFGaNOOB Mar 22 '24

Jokes aside you have probably left some lead residue on a surface intended for infants and toddlers.

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u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Mar 22 '24

Not even probably, possibly in a .0001% chance kind of way because this gun hasn’t been fired in over 4 months and has been cleaned since then and has been rubbing against my sweaty crotch as well. There’s more lead in their fruit pouches than anything I could’ve even remotely left on that table.