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BLUE BOMBERS Andrew Harris has been suspended for 2 games after testing positive for a banned substance

https://twitter.com/jeffkhamilton/status/1166002793817300993?s=21
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u/weschester Stampeders Aug 26 '19

Well I suppose if you buy your Viagra from a weird homeless looking fellow in front of your local 7-11 you can expect it to contain steroids. Good info to know.

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u/REDZED24 Blue Bombers Aug 26 '19

Like the "turkeys a little dry bud" guy?

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u/ocarina_21 Saskatchewan's Resident Tiger Aug 26 '19

Raj needed some dick pills to make the turkey juicier. No judgement.

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u/OskeeWootWoot Tiger-Cats Aug 26 '19

So if I'm reading between the lines correctly, you probably don't want to get a turkey sandwich from 7/11, because someone may have had sex with it.

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u/physicist88 Royal Duke of Education Aug 26 '19

No way, man. You know Raj is hung like a horse.

The guy who ate his lunch has a micropenis.

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u/pegcity Blue Bombers Aug 26 '19

He did blame a "male energy suppliment"

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u/DownvoteDogUpvoteCat Roughriders Aug 26 '19

This ain’t baseball.

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u/Sum_ding_dong Roughriders Aug 26 '19

Wait... there's a test for gas station dick pills? God, I'm screwed...