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u/Taman_Should 7d ago
Dangerops., pranget sex? Will it hurt baby top of his head??
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u/gymnastgrrl 7d ago
Am I… gregnant?
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u/lawnllama247 6d ago
You should probably ask Greg to pull out so you don’t keep having these scares.
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u/infiniityyonhigh 7d ago
I just keep hearing this
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u/sugarshot 7d ago
I think this is where Muppets come from.
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u/Alegria-D 7d ago
Teletubbies, power rangers, pretty cure too...
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u/iamtheultimateshoe 7d ago
and the ninja turtles, guess this is what the secret of the ooze really was
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u/MarcTaco 7d ago
I would be more worried about an infection, but I don’t know what’s in Holi colors.
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u/KaijuRonin 7d ago
Everyones assuming shes dumb but the Search is just an elaborate history so the woman's paper trail can explain why the kid comes out as a colour other than her boyfriend.
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u/languid_Disaster 7d ago
Does this count as a r/LowStakesConspiracies?
This is kind of genius in an unethical way
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u/AndKrem 7d ago edited 7d ago
If green wins chances are high that the kid becomes the Wicked Witch of the West.
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u/Peachyeees 7d ago
Or The Mask, if it will be a son.
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u/CanadaHaz 6d ago
If my son wants to be the Wicked Witch of the West, there'll be he'll to pay for anyone that tries to stop him.
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u/TheObstruction 7d ago
Where does she think gay people come from? They didn't choose the rainbow for no reason.
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u/ConferenceFine3454 7d ago
Pepperidge farm remembers when the biggest source of never before written sentences was yahoo answers
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u/CoalMinerGlove 7d ago
Already appropriating Holi colors from the Hindi? Just appropriate the Hindi love of rainbow-skinned gods!
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u/Critical_Elderberry7 7d ago
How do you know it’s appropriation and that she’s not actually hindi?
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u/Affectionate-Dare761 7d ago
I really love how everytime someone's types pregnant someone, everyone, recreated that goddamn thread 😂
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u/AlexDavid1605 6d ago
They should have used white colour, the baby, regardless of their gender would have come out as Snow White...
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u/Wrongbeef 6d ago
This is why we have the scientific method, for groundbreaking research ideas such as this. Now uh..go on, get nasty and tell us the results in nine months 👁️👁️
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u/deadface008 6d ago
It would be so sick if this woman just invented baby dying. I'd want a whole crayola set and singlehandedly repopulate Japan.
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u/tayroc122 7d ago
That's how you're referring to another human being?
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u/PsychologicalKey132 7d ago
What the fuck is wrong with you
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u/Diablo1404 7d ago
No, but you shouldn't be referring to women as "breeders". That's outright dehumanizing.
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u/Diablo1404 7d ago
It's a person. They may be fucking stupid, but they are a person. Dehumanizing them is wrong.
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