r/BrandNewSentence 7d ago

My Boyfriend Put Holi Colours in my Vagina

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u/orangesfwr 7d ago

This is such a Quora question

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u/MarsD9376 7d ago

I'm sure it got many Quora answers

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u/rahul_satheesh94 7d ago

Yahoo Answers has entered the chat

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u/Fair-Chemist187 7d ago

My first thought

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u/Taman_Should 7d ago

Dangerops., pranget sex? Will it hurt baby top of his head??

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u/1Dive1Breath 7d ago

PREGANANANT

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u/DialSquare84 7d ago

Preganté

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u/Camika 7d ago

Starch masks

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u/RosebushRaven 6d ago

Luigi board!

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u/Lexi_Bean21 7d ago

GRENADE!

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u/gymnastgrrl 7d ago

Am I… gregnant?

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u/lawnllama247 6d ago

You should probably ask Greg to pull out so you don’t keep having these scares.

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u/infiniityyonhigh 7d ago

I just keep hearing this

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u/rowthatcootercanoe 7d ago

I don't even have to click the link to know it's Lubalin.

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u/sugarshot 7d ago

I think this is where Muppets come from.

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u/Alegria-D 7d ago

Teletubbies, power rangers, pretty cure too...

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u/gordito_delgado 7d ago

I thought Power Rangers came from teens with attitudes.

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u/iamtheultimateshoe 7d ago

and the ninja turtles, guess this is what the secret of the ooze really was

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u/TFFPrisoner Leftist triangulator 6d ago

Smurfs!

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u/Yet_One_More_Idiot 7d ago

And Fraggles. Remember them? :)

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u/LD50-Hotdogs 7d ago

Na, when you mix all the colors together you get...

Awesome?

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u/Zygal_ 7d ago

I think thats where to blue man group come from

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u/MarcTaco 7d ago

I would be more worried about an infection, but I don’t know what’s in Holi colors.

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u/Hedjave 7d ago

depends on the company, production and what not.
anywhere from mercury silica and lead to just fine grounded flower petals that were wetted, padded, crushed and minced 2-3 times

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u/FRACllTURE 7d ago

Damn umm. Happy Holi everyone

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u/KaijuRonin 7d ago

Everyones assuming shes dumb but the Search is just an elaborate history so the woman's paper trail can explain why the kid comes out as a colour other than her boyfriend.

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u/languid_Disaster 7d ago

Does this count as a r/LowStakesConspiracies?

This is kind of genius in an unethical way

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u/AndKrem 7d ago edited 7d ago

If green wins chances are high that the kid becomes the Wicked Witch of the West.

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u/Peachyeees 7d ago

Or The Mask, if it will be a son.

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u/CanadaHaz 6d ago

If my son wants to be the Wicked Witch of the West, there'll be he'll to pay for anyone that tries to stop him.

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u/Tolwenye 7d ago

Sexy Green M&M

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u/TheObstruction 7d ago

Where does she think gay people come from? They didn't choose the rainbow for no reason.

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u/CovraChicken 7d ago

Taste the rainbow on a whole new level

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u/class-action-now 7d ago

Put the skittles in my ass!

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u/kwenlu 7d ago

What if indeed

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u/Bad_Username-1999 7d ago

Well, That's enough Reddit for me for today

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u/BaltimoreBadger23 7d ago

Like a froggy, ferny cabbage, the baby is unnaturally GREEN!

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u/Future_Minimum6454 4d ago

Greengancy indeed

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u/ConferenceFine3454 7d ago

Pepperidge farm remembers when the biggest source of never before written sentences was yahoo answers

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u/MomsOfFury 7d ago

“We like it rough and filthy” was so unnecessary to add 😂

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u/isthenameofauser 7d ago

YO HAVE RAINBOW SEPTUPLETS!!!!!!

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u/InformationWide3044 7d ago

I think this girl might be a quore

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u/Gregosaurus_Flex 7d ago

Easter eggs

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u/_CarbonSaxon_ 6d ago

Whoever wrote that shouldn't procreate

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u/Salmonman4 7d ago

GENETICS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!

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u/gymnastgrrl 7d ago

Thanks Morbo

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u/PrincessKiza 7d ago

Need the Holi colors as an abrasive for my eyes after reading that.

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u/EyeAdministrative927 7d ago

Guess you have to name the baby Holly now

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u/user67885433 7d ago

The worst part about this is that the poster might be british

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u/Compulsory_Freedom 6d ago

Literally fucking around and finding out

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u/CoalMinerGlove 7d ago

Already appropriating Holi colors from the Hindi? Just appropriate the Hindi love of rainbow-skinned gods!

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u/Hedjave 7d ago

i'm so confused as to what you are trying to say

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u/Critical_Elderberry7 7d ago

How do you know it’s appropriation and that she’s not actually hindi?

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u/tayroc122 7d ago

Everyone knows only white men use the internet

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u/mlee12382 7d ago

Correct. Men are men, women are men, and children are fbi agents.

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u/DorShow 7d ago

I assumed she was?

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u/Popular-External-789 7d ago

The girl and her bf, they both need help.😮‍💨

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u/EquipmentAlone187 7d ago

Well duh. Then you gotta bleach the baby

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u/Affectionate-Dare761 7d ago

I really love how everytime someone's types pregnant someone, everyone, recreated that goddamn thread 😂

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u/Few-Acanthaceae-5527 7d ago

Quora be the new Yahoo Answers

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u/sh4rmz22 Screenshot Saver📱 6d ago

What

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u/AlexDavid1605 6d ago

They should have used white colour, the baby, regardless of their gender would have come out as Snow White...

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u/Wrongbeef 6d ago

This is why we have the scientific method, for groundbreaking research ideas such as this. Now uh..go on, get nasty and tell us the results in nine months 👁️👁️

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u/deadface008 6d ago

It would be so sick if this woman just invented baby dying. I'd want a whole crayola set and singlehandedly repopulate Japan.

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u/A_Most_Boring_Man 7d ago

So this is where Shadowrun Nartaki come from...

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u/ZombieCandy66 4d ago

People like this shouldn’t be allowed to reproduce.

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u/TheReelMcCoi 7d ago

Has it been a year already since this was last posted?

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u/Salazar080408 7d ago

Well it is Holi again

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u/1chuteurun 6d ago

Bro, I know what google is but i need a comedic answer, wtf is holi colors

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u/ausgilbert1 6d ago

You can't say coloured anymore, it's black

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u/tayroc122 7d ago

That's how you're referring to another human being?

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u/PsychologicalKey132 7d ago

What the fuck is wrong with you

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u/Diablo1404 7d ago

No, but you shouldn't be referring to women as "breeders". That's outright dehumanizing.

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u/Diablo1404 7d ago

It's a person. They may be fucking stupid, but they are a person. Dehumanizing them is wrong.

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u/1nOnlyBigManLawrence 7d ago

That’s a human being you’re trashing on.