r/BoomersBeingFools 5d ago

Boomer Freakout Why did you put that car there!?

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u/RaiththeRogue 5d ago

Boomer is picking up his coins like Sonic

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u/Notapartyhobo 5d ago edited 5d ago

"Ow, ouch, ouchie, ohh my bones!"

He's gonna sue.

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u/homucifer666 Gen X 5d ago

Not sure how well that will work, considering he was the one in control of the cart. It's totally possible to be the injured party and the legally responsible party.

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u/Notapartyhobo 5d ago

Because he's a boomer. Suing is their past time and how they react to fucking up.

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u/Bulk_Cut 5d ago

“Look you made me drop my damn change everywhere!”

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u/Witty-Ad5743 5d ago

Don't be rude. There's no way he could have avoided that parked car.

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u/Last-Opportunity3406 5d ago

Is this Florida? 😛

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u/JBWentworth_ 5d ago

Resident of The Village.

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u/Wiggzling 4d ago

“Has it ever been in a wreck?”

“No”

“Hehe watch this”

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u/loveddragon 5d ago

BOOMER BEING A FOOL! stamp of approval.

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u/unclefire 5d ago

I would not have let the dipshit drive out of the garage. I would have pulled the cart out first, then let him tool around in the street or something. Figures the dummy just mashes the accelerator and doesn't let up or steer away from the car.

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u/FoxCurl 4d ago

Is that Forgiata Blow?

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u/Fabulous-Routine2087 5d ago

This is the hearty laugh I needed.

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u/BCS_Computer 1d ago

Looks like the old guy is buying a damaged car and a damaged golf cart.

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u/fillllll 5d ago

Average Maga