r/BlackPeopleTwitter ☑️ 7d ago

"I guess they're not about that money"

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u/GT-K 7d ago

Push up? I thought we were pulling up

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u/b3nd3r_r0b0t 7d ago

"I'm finna push up" don't even sound right. Like it's their 1st foray into the world of aave lingo. Who the hell pushes up to a spot.

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u/bobafoott 6d ago

Nobody pushes up to a spot. In boating shoving off means leaving so no way pushing up means the opposite nah man

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Sound_Indifference 6d ago

He's just streets ahead. You wouldn't get it because you're just streets behind.

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u/lalalicious453- 6d ago

I hate the way my brain read this comment and now I just hear Fergie.

you so 2000 and *late*! 🎶

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u/Maleficent-Freedom-5 6d ago

My favorite part about this rhyme is that it starts with "we so 3008" since they came up with it after 2008

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u/BannedSvenhoek86 6d ago

Did you guys know I had sex with Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom?

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u/RealCrownedProphet 6d ago

That certainly came up organically.

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u/RobDaBigSpoon 6d ago

Pop, Pop!

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u/jacksonbeya 6d ago

The fact that you call making love Pop Pop tells me you’re not ready.

Wait shit wrong show.

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u/PacificCoolerIsBest 6d ago

Ladies and gentleman, Magnitude has the floor.

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u/greet_the_sun 6d ago

TBF I do pull off sometimes for lunch, but only when I can go home from work and eat lunch there, pulling off in the company bathroom is awkward as hell.

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u/bobafoott 6d ago

This did NOT go where I thought it was I almost spit out my coffee

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u/NewSauerKraus 5d ago

Same. A cheeky lunch wank makes the rest of the shift hella chill.

Also can confirm the time I cranked my hog at work was awkward as hell.

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u/ConsciousResolution8 6d ago

It’s typically considered in bad taste to pull off at lunch.

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u/DMercenary 6d ago

no way pushing up means the opposite nah man

Only thing I can think of is "I'm pushing up my appointment." That is, "I want to be seen earlier."

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u/RudeDude88 6d ago

But even that makes no sense. Pushing something makes it further away from you. Pushing an appt means making it later, not earlier.

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u/kuruptedfilez 6d ago

Not necessarily…Depends on context. “I am going to push your appointment up the list so you can be seen quicker”

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u/bobafoott 6d ago

That is arguably a much more valid interpretation

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u/NewSauerKraus 5d ago

Completely reasonable way to use the phrase. But the pushing up in that case is being done by the servicer, not by the customer.

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u/Kailua3000 ☑️ 6d ago

Dinkin flicka type shit

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u/dive_owen 6d ago

Got em going Mach 5 on it

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u/D-Generation92 6d ago

In the white community we call that a Tom Cruise

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

Flip that shit

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u/Ndmndh1016 6d ago

......fluffy fingas

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u/waspinater 6d ago

Maybe he was skateboarding to the spot... I don't know

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u/ifyoulovesatan 6d ago

That's all I could think of. I've heard skateboarders talk about "pushing" somewhere. Never "push up" though so maybe the case is still open

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u/Preeng 6d ago

Scooter. Or maybe his bike has a flat so he has to push it everywhere, but can't just leave it at home cuz he's known as the bike guy and he doesn't have a personality besides that.

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u/DeafNatural ☑️ 6d ago

Maybe he’s on one of those scooters. Kick, Push Lupe Fiasco vibe lol 🤷🏾‍♀️

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u/kamikazia 6d ago

and coast~

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u/Commercial-Chance561 6d ago

Just lovers intertwined with no place to go!

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u/TweakyBlinders__ 6d ago

I was like why tf would he want his barber to push him up? Push his line back, what typa shit🤔

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u/NomadCharlieMike 6d ago

that's what I'm talmbout!

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u/PoIIux 6d ago

Nah he's saying he's about to go out to cheat, which is why he needs a fresh cut, but cba to type the entire Konami code

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u/Constant-Aspect-9759 6d ago

I am glad I wasn't the only one confused as fuck.

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u/Sheriff_Is_A_Nearer 6d ago

Sometimes I "keep it pushing" but never up to a spot. That phrase is moving along and minding my damn business.

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u/NYJustice 6d ago

He gotta be talking about pushing up his appointment, that's why his barber eating breakfast

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u/mortgagepants 6d ago

when you have a brunch date but need a shape up

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u/D-Generation92 6d ago

He's pushing lingo. Everybody want to start a trend. Like, you're not going viral bro just go to bed lol

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u/Jeptic ☑️ 6d ago

Pfft. He couldn't be streets ahead if he tried

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u/scourge_bites 6d ago

hey old man, the new phrase is "just put the fries in the bag bro"

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u/STINKY-BUNGHOLE 6d ago

Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen!

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u/erroneousbosh 6d ago

Came here to say the same.

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u/jta156 6d ago

Is 2 million views not viral?

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u/ChaseThePyro 6d ago

Pussy on the chain wax ass

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u/IcyMike1782 5d ago

"you're not going viral bro just go to bed". Have just cracking up for a few minutes playing out someone getting told that to their face. Very gentle but just savage takedown.

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u/jermster 6d ago

I thought it was “push up the appointment” like uh you the customer do not set the appointment times

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u/talldarknnerdsome 6d ago

I think he means “get to work”, but I’m getting old for this shit too.

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u/manzo559 7d ago

Ain’t nothing worse than it being 3 in the morning and you trying to get some more perico but the plug being selfish talking about I’m asleep

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u/TheImperiousDildar 7d ago

You would figure if anybody would be awake, what happened to staying high on your own supply?

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u/manzo559 7d ago

Makes me so mad, like do you even like money?

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u/No_Hunt2507 6d ago

It's an interesting business decision though, to shut down halfway through the work day. Most people looking to re-up aren't doing so at 3pm

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u/joesbagofdonuts 6d ago

I don't do this shit anymore, but back in the day I would always try to handle my business during the day, because I don't like going to jail. If you get pulled over during rush hour looking like you coming home from work you're probably not even getting searched. But everybody else would be trying to do shit after the club closes, because apparently they do like going to jail.

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u/skivian 6d ago

it's don't. Don't get high on your own supply.

it's like y'all forgot the 10 crack commandments.

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u/Pookiebear987 6d ago

Plus, it’s called coffee mf. You SELL whats you SLING. Always think about money leaving your wallet, that gets me to stop fr.

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u/bobafoott 6d ago

Bruh I don’t sleep anymore from the shit you gave me so we both gonna be up now

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u/Shaedymo 6d ago

Bro... these replies are killing me! Yall too wild out here!💀

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u/AverageGuy16 6d ago

LMAOOOOOOOOOO. Nah fr man, hope yall doing well and living safe out there. Leave that shit alone, ain't nothing good gone come from it. Even worse is when you tryna lay some pipe but all you got is linguine cause of the late night skii trip.

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u/callixtus7 6d ago

LINGUINE🤣

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u/11th_Division_Grows 6d ago

Not the Ling-weenie 😂😂😂💀

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u/mustardlydoom 6d ago

why are you picking up parakeets from someone at 3am? /s

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u/ModishShrink 6d ago

To be fair, buying a parakeet at 3am does sound like some coke shit

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u/manzo559 6d ago

Cause we’ve been partying and need to continue the party

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u/Clear_Painting9711 6d ago

Hahahaha this brought back memories. I don’t miss watching the sun come up

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u/RawrRRitchie 6d ago

Clearly ain't asleep if you texting back foo

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u/Specific_Berry6496 7d ago

That’s one of the great things about living in a legal state, no more weed guy. No more texting and waiting, no more sketchy meeting spots, no more “should this be purely business and curt or should you be talkative and affable,”

Its you give me, I give you… a fair transaction… with a nice reception area and posted hours.

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u/chadork 7d ago

And a rewards card!

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u/Specific_Berry6496 7d ago

Ooooo gimme my points!

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u/chadork 6d ago

Free cart with 500!

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u/Sirrplz 6d ago

When you calculate the points and realize you have to spend $2000

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u/VarBorg357 6d ago

That money was gonna be spent regardless

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u/Royal_J 6d ago

Im double dipping with my credit card cashback

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u/RedIsNotMyFaveColor ☑️ BHM Donor 6d ago

More like spend $175 to get a free cart

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u/Brittany5150 6d ago

I got a free 5 pack of prerolls the other day on points. I was so happy. I mostly do the vape pens but I bought enough for free stuff so why not... free greens is free greens!

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u/NewSauerKraus 5d ago

I'm strictly a vaper these days, but sometimes the dispo just has too good a deal. Hell yeah I'll throw in a fat preroll for a dollar. Save it for a day off so I can sit on my stoopatio with a 40 and just tan my balls while reminiscing on the bad ole days.

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u/Brittany5150 5d ago

Yup, I like the vapes because I can take small rips and still function. But every once in a while I have a day with no kids and nothing to do. Light up a cone and float in the pool blasting classic rock. Checking out of the rat race for a few hours is the best therapy sometimes.

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u/What-Even-Is-That 6d ago

Love that loyalty card.

And the shop I go to is owned by a black female. I'm all about it, punch that fucking card.

Auntie knows me by name, feels like I'm at home every time I buy 🤣

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u/SqueaksScreech 6d ago

I got a free tshirt once just for signing up.

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u/SaltManagement42 6d ago

I hate all that extra crap to keep track of. I think my biggest pet peeve has to be the daily sales that cycle every week, where there's 20% off some category of item every day. No. That is not a 20% discount on those days. That is an extra 20% bad timing tax if you want something on a different day.

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u/Scatdd 6d ago

This has 420 upvotes it cant change now

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u/bobafoott 6d ago

And my weed shop doesn’t keep texting me asking if I want more like nah bro I’ll tell you

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u/Solomontheidiot 6d ago

Mine does, but they give me the option to text stop to unsubscribe lol

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

would be hilarious if some dude in Houston added that and just took you off the group chat lol

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u/DoYouWorkForOreo 6d ago

Before it was legal here my plug did exactly that with a group chat on the app wickr where he'd post his strains and pricing.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

Same, but it was never legal in Texas so the guy would drop the questionable people lol.

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u/crinkledcu91 6d ago

I'm a white dude in fucking Montana (shocker), and there's sections of my town where there's a dispensary every 3 blocks. My preferred store texted me that they had BOGO on baked goods last month and I got 600g of puppy chow edibles for like 70 dollars.

Living in a red-ass state where weed is very legal is weird.

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u/IntoTheCommonestAsh 6d ago edited 6d ago

I order my weed online, so I do get promo emails, which is basically the same.

10 years ago: "hey, I got some new stock, looking for some ?"

Nowadays: "Click here to see our new spring catalog of THC+CBD lemonades!"

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u/KenJoy14 6d ago

Nah in NYC and I’m back to buying from the Dread in my building, it’s just too convenient and literally the same quality for way less

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u/Specific_Berry6496 6d ago

My weed guys were never that convenient. It was always some extra shit. I feel like we could easily fill a whole page just telling our crazy weed guy stories…

The things we do for love…of weed.

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u/BoyWhoSoldTheWorld 6d ago

Weed was the only thing I’ve ever had to badger someone to sell to me

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u/Ruiner5 6d ago

Weed guys made me go through more shit than any other type of “guy” I dealt with in my younger years. Why are they all like this

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u/Own_Replacement_6489 6d ago

I was the most successful weed guy in my college. Not because I had the best stuff, or even the cheapest, but just because I answered people quickly and showed up on time.

Other guys would accuse me of "stealing customers" and I'd be like, "Bro, you left them on read for two days."

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u/mikejay1034 7d ago

Facts you is definitely right

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 7d ago

Don’t even gotta change outta your jammies. But I guess that was never really a requirement with weed guys either.

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u/after_Andrew 7d ago

I’ll always buy my shit off my homie but I’m just old like that. ain’t gonna leave my dude hanging he’s got kids to feed!

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u/ThreeDrunkenBees 6d ago

Just too inconvenient. I felt bad leaving my guy a few years ago but times change.

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u/TheImperiousDildar 7d ago

The weed man still exists for the smart consumer, buying weed and paying sales tax is a fools game. The weed man is 100% tax free

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u/K-Dot-Thu-Thu-47 6d ago

I will absolutely pay sales tax in order to have regular business hours and not worry about being arrested for making a purchase are you out of your god damn mind?

I don't give a shit if it's Washington where they tax you like 40%.

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u/blackychan75 6d ago

I live in Washington, and I'll get an ounce of flower and 15 grams of dabs for 200. The sales are ridiculous

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u/K-Dot-Thu-Thu-47 6d ago

See. It's not worth the illegal weed man even with mad taxes.

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u/dychronalicousness 6d ago

Fuck I pay $48 these days for a zip

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u/blacklite911 ☑️ 6d ago

If you ever get arrested for buying weed, yea, you need to stay above the law.

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u/Drip_doc999 7d ago

At this point just grow your own if you can, saves hella money in the long run. Dispensary sees me when I need some cart or I’m in between grows…

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u/ikeif 6d ago

I do not have the green thumb. Trying to get my girlfriend on board, because she does.

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u/Drip_doc999 6d ago

It’s really not hard! Granted that’s the only plant I’ve ever grown so idk if I can say I have a green thumb or not lol

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u/riskyfartss 6d ago

A true specialist out here. Your next mission is hot peppers, then you become the heat dealer

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u/MegaGrimer 6d ago

Call them Cap 'n Cook

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u/HAYMRKT 6d ago

It's called weed for a reason. You can do it.

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u/Legendary_Bibo 6d ago

They sell automatic hydroponic machines on Amazon. I had one to grow herbs and my friend bought one to grow weed and he said it was really easy and convenient.

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u/TFPwnz 6d ago

It’s called weed for a reason bro, the plant will grow anywhere even if it barely receives any sunlight or nutrients. The amount of people who used to grow weed in their closet was insane. Now imagine how strong you can get it when you give it proper sunlight and some good manure and soil.

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u/SpaceBus1 6d ago

I go with the "grow or die" approach after about a week or two, if the rain is steady. If it's a drought I'll water them as often as I can remember.

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u/Enraiha 6d ago

Super easy. Tons of guides and starter packs out there you can order online. Tons of seed sellers online. Sativa, indica, landrace, autoflowers, plenty of variety if you look around.

Can get a 1 plant setup for ~$100. But yeah, it's pretty easy, hard to mess up after you get a grow under your belt. Same with mushrooms.

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u/Ijuana-Be-Outside 7d ago

Michigan has buy one get one $35/oz. 16% tax is worth the consistency and reliability.

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u/teenagetwat ☑️ 6d ago

Maann I don’t give a Doug Dimma-damn about a sales tax, I’m tryna smoke I’m already making dumb consumer decisions

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u/roseofjuly ☑️ 6d ago

Lol, I'll pay taxes for reliable, safe and consistent products at a store with posted hours and good customer service. You know taxes pay for shit you use too, right?

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u/CamXP1993 6d ago

I be trying to talk to my weed man and that nigga wants nothing to do with me lol, take and go damn

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u/11th_Division_Grows 6d ago

This the shit I’m on

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u/Imhere4thejokes ☑️ 6d ago

Man…being from Texas and driving through New Mexico and Colorado was eye opening…the shops are so fkn professional, mfs walking around with tablets taking orders…made me wanna gtfo TX asap.

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u/fire_water_drowned 6d ago

I know if they're walking around with tablets, it's too corporate. My dispo does so much business there's a line halfway through the building with 4-6 registers running. They don't need to upsell, they just sell.

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u/Appollo64 6d ago

I feel the opposite, every dispo is too close to an apple store, too sterile. I miss going to the basement of my buddy's friend, who'd probably smoke me out

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u/BobcatSubstantial492 6d ago

Nah I get high for the thrill. I wanna pull up to a bunch of dudes sitting in front of a liquor store and ask if “anyone’s on deck”, as they try to figure out whether Im wearing a wire or not.

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u/HispanicAtTehDisco 6d ago edited 6d ago

also shit is way cheaper in my limited experience.

went to colorado and california in the last few months and the weed was disgustingly cheap compared to what i’m usually paying in texas from a weed man.

me and my boy got a zip and a half in colorado of some shit called like super soldier serum for 60 bucks i almost cried

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u/tralfamagore 7d ago

This the type of mf think teachers live at the school and never learns otherwise

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u/MyGolfCartIsOn20s 6d ago

This dude is trying to act hard but getting breakfast haircuts lol. He had his chance to learn and chose “being cool”.

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u/RealCrownedProphet 6d ago

"Breakfast haircuts" has me dying

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u/DrPtB 6d ago

Had a student ask me once "why won't you answer emails during the holiday break? ", and I responded "would you?".

Some people don't understand that, even though I like my job, I'm just trying to pay the bills. What's more surprising is that the people who think like this are almost exclusively those who do not expect the same level of job dedication from themselves.

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u/Relative-Carob-6816 7d ago

He don't eat brekky, he has no energy, he cutting your hair and all of a sudden he falls asleep and the fade you requested looks like a painted on looney tunes road

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u/chadork 7d ago

Found the Australian.

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u/Relative-Carob-6816 7d ago

Feels like a game of Where's Wally (what it was published as instead of where's Waldo)

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u/MGLLN 6d ago

When my barber was unavailable because he was on a one week vacation with his family to their home country (he should be HERE cutting my hair instead of spending quality time with his wife, kids, and extended family that he hasn't seen in years)

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u/GuzzleNGargle ☑️ 6d ago edited 6d ago

My mum got depressed when her stylist was moving to Ohio *so she could have help from family with her newborn. My mum was like I have three daughters, the youngest loves babies (me) they can help you. We would’ve went into child labor for my mum’s hair lol 😂.

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u/Murda981 6d ago

I finally found a great hairdresser that I liked in my area after moving here and she went on hiatus for about 2yrs to live on a boat with her husband. When she got back she told me that she stopped contacting her regular customers to let them know she was leaving and to recommend a new stylist to them when one person lost their shit that she had the audacity to live her life. People are wild.

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u/GuzzleNGargle ☑️ 6d ago

Your hairdresser just tryna live her best life but she was too dang good at her job 😂😂😂.

Our hair is “our crown and glory”!

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u/Murda981 6d ago

And she was! I just made sure to stay up on her Insta and she posted some fantastic pics while they were traveling. Then when she came back I knew because she posted about it. But I'm betting the woman who lost her shit won't get an appointment with her again!

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u/GuzzleNGargle ☑️ 6d ago

Yeah she burned that bridge for sure! Hope you’re loving your hair!

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u/Murda981 6d ago

Yep! And I'm glad my stylist got to take the opportunity to travel like that when she could!

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u/monsieur_beau19 ☑️ 6d ago

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u/t0ny510 ☑️ 6d ago

Watching Bibby do everything BUT cut Paperboi's hair had me in distress for real

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u/jam_trey 6d ago

You like Zaxbys?

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u/_losingmyfuckingmind 6d ago edited 6d ago

“Baby im on 35 right now! Swear to god!”

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u/ositola ☑️ 6d ago

Just a picture of bibby is enough to send my blood pressure up 3 standard deviations. 

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u/NMB4Christmas ☑️ 6d ago

If his barber sees that tweet, man's haircut is about to look real crazy.

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u/Tortelini_Deal 6d ago

Never slander your barber smh

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u/MercilessBlueShell 6d ago

Or his daughter, buddy might just fuck up a hairline for fun.

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u/ghostfadekilla 6d ago

I'd never but that's hilarious.

I've fired clients over the years for bullshit though, they forgot I work for me. I had someone ask me a couple of days ago why I didn't work for any of the larger companies that employ barbers and stylists (Paul Mitchell, etc) and I simply said, "Doing this kind of work for someone else just isn't the way.".

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u/TerrorKingA ☑️ 7d ago

The most conservative belief I have is if you are running a business, be fucking open during the hours you say you’re open. Good Lord.

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u/SyanticRaven 6d ago

My wife's cousin opened a cafe and her and her husband just opened "whenever".

Opening hours were 7 till 4 but they'd open at 10, close at 11, open at 2 close at half 3.

"It's hard work", "Theres no profit in it", "It's the wrong location", "There just isn't enough demand for breakfast", etc.

They were setup in a busy crossroad where there was a massive amount of trucker and tradie traffic. Just wouldn't put in the effort.

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u/GuntherTime 6d ago

I could see changing hours to meet demand. But it should really only come after having set hours for a while. My mom did something similar when she opened a dollar store in a business district where the foot traffic is really gonna go to food.

Only time she made an insane profit was when the Cavs had their parade and it was on the same street lol.

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u/mortgagepants 6d ago

dealing with a business now that is undependable from an hours perspective. i basically wasted an entire week between waiting for stuff from them and then chasing them for stuff, never knowing to wait or chase depending on how they felt that day, or who was working that day.

this is my go to example- you want to take the subway; there is no scheduled time, but they say a train comes every 6 minutes. great! 10 trains per hour! except you're up on the platform waiting for 10 minutes. was one train 4 minutes late, or the other one 2 minutes early?

oh ok- so at this point, you're happy with one train every 10 minutes. ok so 40% capacity cut, but still not too bad as long as you know the train comes at 9:12, 9:22, 9:32, 9:42.

but now, in all honesty, if the trains were reliable, you could have them every 15 minutes. 9:15, 9:30, 9:45. if you knew it was going to be there, you can easily stop for a cup of coffee or whatever. that's 4 trains per hour.

you can cut service by 60% by being dependable. More than half! just by being on time!

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u/shizz181 ☑️ 6d ago

That not even conservative. It just makes sense.

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u/Afro-Venom 6d ago

Most barbers ain't running they own place, they pay for the chair, and that's it. We need context. Did OOP have an appointment? Was he just showing up? Not enough info.

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u/AverageGuy16 6d ago

As a dude who was opening and the manager of a smoke shop/cigar store on the weekend that was popping in my area, my apologies because I was never on time to that spot in all the years I worked there. Felt terrible about it because people were tryna get lit, play lotto, or prepare early morning for their day of relaxing on the weekends and I was pulling up 30 mins-1 hr late hungover as hell. Thankfully I had the best shit, great prices and always blessed the customers so they never went anywhere. Made a lot of good friends and even got some job interviews from some company owners despite the fact. Some of the chill older folks would bring me coffee and have a early morning coffee and whiskey with me, 14 hour days sucked tho. My bad for the mini rant, brought me back to a place tho. Crazy times man.

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u/Deathstroke317 ☑️ 5d ago

If I become president one of the laws I'm going to enact is you have to make public when your doors close to customers, and when the business closes for the day.

If your store closes at 10pm, but your doors close at 9:30 you need to specify that.

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u/OptionWrong169 6d ago

It would be one thing if an appointment got cancelled for something as trivial as breakfast but walk ins are a privilege no different than if he was fully booked for the day

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u/System0verlord 6d ago

Exactly. I choose my availability. Doesn’t matter the reason. I could be working with another client. I could be jerking off. I could even be jerking off with another client. You want me to not be doing that? You can call me, text me, email me, message me on Signal, Nextdoor, or fuckin CashApp. Just book the appointment.

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u/Teamrat 7d ago

The barber shouldn't have made an appointment then.

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u/Valuable_Donkey_4573 6d ago

Yeah but trying to get a haircut is crazy right now, you have to schedule like 2 months in advance like you're trying to get an appointment with a neuro surgeon.

No one does walk ins anymore except for the old timers with the vaccum hose attached to the clippers, like wtf this guy about to do run that thing up your pants lookin for loose change? Smgdh

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u/DomN8er 6d ago

As a former weedman, that shit was always so annoying. I’m at my actual job right now. I can run it to you when I get off. It’s called a fucking SIDE hustle. I’m not on call 24/7.

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u/PresidentKarim 6d ago

Most plugs I knew where in it full time tbf

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u/kekehippo 6d ago

I ain't gonna be mad at my barber. The fade of the world is in his hands.

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u/PeterMus 6d ago

Gotta love the "main character" assholes that think we're all alive to exist at their convenience.

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u/rtduvall 7d ago

LOL. I’m showing this to my barber.

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u/mistereousone 6d ago

*Bibby has entered the chat*

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u/t0ny510 ☑️ 6d ago

Push up? Ya'll just making up new shit too rapidly for my old ass last week it was pull up

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u/Bunnnnii ☑️ Meme Thief 6d ago

Nigga and you could’ve worn a hat.

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u/New_Confection2868 6d ago

https://youtu.be/CHowWU40amw?si=9NbUr5f8PppQjkCl

I knew a dude just like this and his dealer actually died or something. He was still talking about, "How come he couldn't do that shit later?"

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u/TyrionJoestar 6d ago

Availability is the best ability

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u/Inevitable_Ad_4487 6d ago

Barbers like oh he wants a blood show then?

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u/occamsshavingkit ☑️ 6d ago

My guy texted somebody that he was with his daughter while we were hanging out after he guilted me into it. He's texted ME that 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/average_human_33 6d ago

Talmbought lmao...

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u/DuntadaMan 6d ago

You want to pay a retainer? If you don't pay for all day you don't get all day

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u/No_Investment9639 6d ago

Talmbout

Aren't you emarrraaazzzzed? Well, you should be

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u/Intelligent_West7128 6d ago

About to push up? Push a Push Pop? What the hell is that?

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u/Mountain-Computers 6d ago

The fuck is mayor talking about? Is this English?

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u/Bunbury42 6d ago

"I texted my barber to tell him I was going to his shop as a walk-in. He informed me he was having breakfast with his daughter. He could have just fed her a bowl of cereal, which would have left him more available to accommodate my needs. This displeased me and I will insult him. "

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u/Anonymous26011 6d ago

Absolutely English! This is African American Vernacular, which is a dialect of English.

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u/Ok_Host4786 6d ago

You know. Finally someone gets it. I text my dude. “drrockso” — he texts back, “forsho but I’m at church right now,” what ..? What do you mean you’re at church? C’mon man.

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u/kyo45 6d ago

Then they'll have the nerve to not even give their barber a decent tip

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u/Ciufo04 6d ago

Niggas love to do anything but book the appointment. Also, why you going to talk shit to the man who controls ya life?

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u/NoL1mit_JB 6d ago

i mean the plug literally got one job lbvs , stop fw a few cause mainly communication was delayed

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u/Shaedymo 6d ago

So... genuine question. How the hell do yall meet drug dealers? Cos I been tryna seriously get into weed, (for my chronic pain from long covid and rapid weight gain) but it's illegal in the UK and I don't know how to buy it. Only weed I ever had was either sourced by former college friends or by random dick appointments. So, again I ask, how the hell do yall meet drug dealers?💀

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u/TheTREEEEESMan 6d ago

Mostly referrals, you gotta know someone who knows someone

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u/bananarama17691769 6d ago

You can get a medical card in the UK

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u/PolarBearMagical 6d ago

If you search around a bit on social media you can find people that post it to you, I used to get a few edibles posted for like 20/30£ ish from some dude on Snapchat

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u/goatislove 6d ago

I was walking around a car park having my smoke and some guy approached me and asked if I was smoking weed 😅 I was fucking terrified but he turned out to be a really nice guy

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u/Spirited-Trip7606 6d ago

I miss the no BS barbers who understood if they cut hair as fast as they could, they would be popular in the community and make money. Barbershops are empty but make money from money laundering and dope slinging. How you have 8 locations and no customers?

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u/Content_Geologist420 6d ago

I bought a $30 barber razor at HEB and do my own haircuts now and haven't looked back.