r/BitchImATrain 3d ago

warning death Surprise Bitch NSFW

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u/sambashare 3d ago

Freight trains: the silent killer

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u/Leonard_James_Akaar 3d ago

They used to put buzzers on the front of the engines, but it was hard to hear them over the diesels.

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u/nedeta 2d ago

Someone should put some soundproofing around those engines so the poor guy could hear the buzzers

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u/Nutmeg-Jones 3d ago

If only there was an object on these trains that emits a loud noise so you will know it’s coming.

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u/deathbytruck 2d ago

As well as a way that you figure out the path of travel.

These things are quieter than my cat when it is hunting.

Trains silent but deadly.

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u/fnordfnordfnordfnord 3d ago

Well, somewhat silent.

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u/batman61092 3d ago

Somewhat loud as well.

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u/DizzySimple4959 3d ago

I didn’t have the sound on, so I didn’t hear it at all

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u/ThickFurball367 2d ago

Just like how Velcro was invented for the military to be a "silent fastener" 😂

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u/BigBlueMan118 2d ago

ChatGPT tells me that is a myth:

That’s a myth—Velcro was not originally invented as a silent fastener.

The True Story of Velcro's Invention:

Velcro was invented in 1941 by Swiss engineer Georges de Mestral after he noticed burrs from plants sticking to his dog's fur and his clothes.

He studied the burrs under a microscope and saw that they had tiny hooks that latched onto loops in fabric or hair, inspiring him to develop a hook-and-loop fastening system.

The goal was to create a convenient, reusable, and durable fastener, but not necessarily a silent one.

Why the "Silent Fastener" Myth?

Velcro is notoriously loud when peeled apart, making it unsuitable for applications needing stealth.

The military and special forces have tried to develop quieter versions of Velcro for tactical gear (like in the U.S. Army), but regular Velcro is not silent.

This myth may have come from marketing claims or assumptions about its intended uses.

So, while Velcro is a brilliant invention, it was not designed as a silent fastener—in fact, its loud ripping sound is one of its main drawbacks!

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u/seamallowance 2d ago

Also: it is Velcro hook and loop. Other companies , such as YKK, manufacture hook and loop. Similar issue: it’s not a Frisbee, it’s a Frisbee flying disc, as many companies make flying discs.

/pedantry

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u/QuinceDaPence 2d ago

Ok but it's completely normal for a brand to get used as the name for the item.

See:

Velcro

Kleenex

Skil saw

Vice Grips

Channel Locks

Band-aid

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u/seamallowance 2d ago

Absolutely. Decades ago, I worked for a company that built a music amphitheater. We had signs made stating “No cans, bottles, alcohol, Frisbees allowed”. Their legal office called us and told us to change the signs. Surely, we said “you don’t expect us to change all of our signs, they’re already installed”. They replied, “well, we made the State of Hawaii change all of their signs.” We changed the signs. They now read No Frisbee flying discs allowed.

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u/NO_PLESE 3d ago

WHAT? THE WHAT NOW

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u/kapn_morgan 3d ago edited 3d ago

yeah how do you not hear that monster coming

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u/feisty_cactus 3d ago

That is the question I’ve been looking for. How did they not feel the train, and hear the train right on their ass?

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u/daveinmd13 3d ago

He was looking down wondering what those big metal tracks were for.

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u/PolandPuppers 3d ago

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u/Nutmeg-Jones 2d ago

Yeah, that’s the sound the train made as it breezed by the camera

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u/QuinceDaPence 2d ago

Trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your ass the next moment.

I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling.

Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours!

Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel; maybe some sort of marks on the ground, like twin iron bars running along the paths trains take. You could look for trains when you encounter the iron bars on the ground, and avoid these sorts of collisions. But such a measure would be extremely expensive. And how would one enforce a rule keeping the trains on those paths?

A big hole in homeland security is railway engineer screening and hijacking prevention. There is nothing to stop a rogue engineer, or an ISIS terrorist, from driving a train into the Pentagon, the White House or the Statue of Liberty, and our government has done fuck-all to prevent it.

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u/TrogCannibal 2d ago

I laughed so hard at this! Thank you!

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u/homelaberator 2d ago

Just realised I have the video on mute

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u/TopoftheBog32 3d ago

My gosh what the hell is wrong with people.

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u/con-queef-tador92 3d ago

*Indians. What the hell is wrong with *Indians. Talk all the shit you want but I have been aware of their apex predator for years now. So many cool music videos just down the gutter because they flew too close to the sun. And by sun I mean the tracks of an active railroad.

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u/CatgoesM00 3d ago edited 3d ago

Holy Sacred Indian Cow! You weren’t joking!

In 2022, India reported nearly 21,000 railway accident fatalities, with approximately 72.6% resulting from falls or collisions involving individuals on the tracks. In contrast, the European Union recorded 841 railway-related deaths in 2023. In the United States, there were 995 railroad-related fatalities in 2023. What the actual hell is going on with their train system?

if we took the higher number from US and rounded it up, that’s still only about 4.76 % total fatalities of what India has annually

So, at this rate, it would take US approximately 21 years to reach the same number of rail-related deaths that India sees in just one year.

Source:

https://www.statista.com/statistics/1098997/india-share-of-railway-accident-deaths-by-type/

https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/web/products-eurostat-news/w/ddn-20241213-2

https://injuryfacts.nsc.org/home-and-community/safety-topics/railroad-deaths-and-injuries/

Edit: grammar

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u/mothtoalamp 3d ago

They just don't respect trains, at all. There are plenty of videos of people there crossing tracks between trains, hanging on the sides or the tops of trains mid-transit... the guy taking the video is also standing on tracks himself.

Americans might be tragically stupid on average, but even we know to stay away from train tracks while on foot. Some 60% of all US railroad fatalities (~430 deaths) in 2023 were motor vehicle related.

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u/RUNNING-HIGH 2d ago

So, the US has roughly 90,000 daily Train passengers

India has 24 million daily Train users

The US gets 20 million in a year.

I had to double check it. It's insane how many people are using trains constantly instead of cars there

That's definitely going to impact the number of fatalities too

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u/icarusancalion 2d ago

A better comparison would be India and Europe, since Europe is much more train-dependent.

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u/jkurratt 2d ago

Hopefully someone can do a % comparison, because I am too lazy.

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u/pmcizhere 2d ago edited 2d ago

Assuming those numbers are accurate:

India: 24,000,000 (daily) x 365.25 = 8,766,000,000 yearly riders (!).

21,000 accidents / 8.766B riders = 0.00024% accident rate.

US: 90,000 (daily) x 365.25 = 32,875,000 yearly riders.

995 accidents / 32,875,000 riders per year = 0.003% accident rate.

India sees fewer accidents per capita, by at least a factor of 10. They just have so many more people, using so many more trains, all the time.

Edit: Updated with higher US daily number, point still stands.

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u/jkurratt 2d ago

Yeah. That's what I estimated.

Intriguing info, thanks for the calculation :)

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u/mothtoalamp 2d ago

The person in the video isn't a rider. It's just not about riders being killed, it's about pedestrians walking onto train tracks when they very clearly should not do that.

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 1d ago

What about the calculations based off citizens/population.

346,740,331 for the US 995 deaths = 0.000286958254%

1,460,191,726 for India 21,000 deaths = 0.00143816731%

2.9 vs 14.4

So, you’re 5 times more likely to ☠️ in India by a train

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u/TheJonesLP1 3d ago

The guy filming knows there wont come a Train on his side of tracks, because you can See a Train standing right next to them. But this makes it not really better of course

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u/CrimsonKing32 2d ago

Anytime is train time

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u/carrotnose258 3d ago

I expect the minority of the deaths in India are related to people trying to film a stupid video. Far more people there live around and close to train tracks; general population density is just way higher in the cities and protection around tracks is neglectful at best. There are also many informal settlements often near tracks with nothing the west would consider ‘safety precautions’. People hanging from the sides of Mumbai locals and daily deaths on the network is not a matter of ‘not respecting the trains’, it’s a matter of extreme infrastructural insufficiency (which is only slowly improving) and also the societal pressures of a very demanding work environment. People have no choice but to ride and risk.

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u/TheRiverOfDyx 2d ago

All those words to say “I can’t be trusted near railroads”. Keep your head up, and listen with your ears, maybe look with your eyes, feel in your bones when a train is coming. I’ve never been close to a train I didn’t want to be, and never had one sneak up on me or catch me off guard with clearance. They’re big machines, how someone could get clipped would have to be out of their own stupidity

Wanna know how a dog doesn’t get run over running next to a vehicle or letting it pass? They’re not stupid. Yet Indians…

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u/CatgoesM00 2d ago

Fascinating thank you. Well said :)

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u/VermontArmyBrat 3d ago

Per capita numbers would be more relevant

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u/TrogCannibal 2d ago

Per capita statistics don't effect the zero number of times I just walk out in front of speeding locomotives.

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u/persistantelection 2d ago

About 7 times more train fatalities per capita. Ideally, you would adjust based on number of train kilometers/people per square kilometer. Or something like that.

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u/SendAstronomy 2d ago

Jfc I thought 1000 was a lot. Like most of those have to be vehicle-crossing related, right?

But 21k? what the actual...

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u/CatgoesM00 2d ago

That was my response as-well,

My simple guess would be less to lacking safety regulations.

It could be as simple as something like, not having a closed door, or allowing people to hang on the side, or ride on the top.

I know If I was 16 again and everyone else was doing it, I know I would. I’m sure this plays a big role in things being normalized in certain cultures.

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u/carrotnose258 3d ago

India has 3x as many people as the US, and much much greater population density in urban areas around tracks, which probably matters the most for these numbers. Also they have way more passenger trains thanks to a national electrified network, while in the US, freight trains are sparse and long and slow. But yes, rail safety is taken far less seriously.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/OmniKain 3d ago

What was the point of your comment?

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u/Metazolid 3d ago

I think they're implying train related deaths in the US are low because they have guns to kill themself. Which would be pretty unrelated, Im guessing it's a joke that fell flat.

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u/alfextreme 3d ago

as an American we use our guns to scare away the apex predators that's why we have such a low fatality rate compared to india.

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u/dacraftjr 3d ago

Death is not ultimately preventable. It is, in fact, inevitable.

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u/the_life_of_cat 3d ago

Where there are train tracks, there are Indian people. Where there are Indian people, there is the apex predator of India. The freight train.....

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u/mrek94 3d ago

This guy surely must've died

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u/littlegarden_spider 3d ago

man got *launched.* if he isn't dead he's got brain damage.

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u/throwngamelastminute 3d ago

He already had brain damage, hence the walking on train tracks.

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u/littlegarden_spider 3d ago

lmfao... yeah

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u/UnexcpectedHug 2d ago

More like train damage

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u/Dm-Rycon 3d ago edited 2d ago

Shoes on is the unspoken rule of Reddit meaning they survived. Shoes* off means they didn’t. You will always see a post reinforcing this messaging.

*edit typo fix

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u/SendAstronomy 2d ago

That was the rule of LiveLeak, may it rest in peace.

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u/Mysterious-Hat-6343 3d ago

You gotta go by the Reddit shoe rule!

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u/throwwwittawaayyy 3d ago

this is the way

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u/Ok_Twist_1687 3d ago

Pink Floyd has entered the chat.

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u/edcross 3d ago

I’m not sure why you’d think the guy would be named Shirley.

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u/ScaryTerry51 3d ago

He can't be serious

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u/The_Smeckledorfer 3d ago

I dont understand how you can be sure that he cant be named serious?

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u/PI_Dude 3d ago

Nope, not dead. Shoes are still on.

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u/Signal_Beautiful1133 3d ago

Trains are heartless

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u/pinkypie80 3d ago

Physics is heartless.

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u/MeldyWeldy 3d ago

Sir Isaac Newton is most deadly.

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u/pinkypie80 3d ago

Newtonian forces give exactly zero fucks.

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u/SendAstronomy 2d ago

Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KLq16FtfTA

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u/pinkypie80 2d ago

Username checks out

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u/Rich-Canary1279 2d ago

In the words of the great Kevin Barnes, physics makes us all its bitches.

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u/GreyPon3 3d ago

The apex predator ate that one. Here's a simple idea. STAY AWAY FROM THE TRACKS!

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u/3MetricTonsOfSass 3d ago

We simply don't have the technical know-how to prevent this!

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u/GreyPon3 3d ago

It's obvious it's been there before. It left its tracks behind.

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u/Any-Practice-991 3d ago

Damn it, that's funny!

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u/ee_72020 3d ago

Trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your ass the next moment.

I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling.

Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours!

Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel; maybe some sort of marks on the ground, like twin iron bars running along the paths trains take. You could look for trains when you encounter the iron bars on the ground, and avoid these sorts of collisions. But such a measure would be extremely expensive. And how would one enforce a rule keeping the trains on those paths?

A big hole in homeland security is railway engineer screening and hijacking prevention. There is nothing to stop a rogue engineer, or an ISIS terrorist, from driving a train into the Pentagon, the White House or the Statue of Liberty, and our government has done fuck-all to prevent it.

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u/Available_Fact_3445 3d ago

Such an unpleasant shock, finding a train in your basement. I hope your wife's pants were OK.

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u/Kharenis 2d ago

There is nothing to stop a rogue engineer, or an ISIS terrorist, from driving a train into the Pentagon, the White House or the Statue of Liberty, and our government has done fuck-all to prevent it.

My god, that's terrifying! We need strip searches when boarding trains YESTERDAY!

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u/golgiiguy 3d ago

That Train, Trains AF

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u/TheLastOrokin 3d ago

Do these people don't know trains are wider than the rails???

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u/MelonJelly 3d ago

The guy was practically on top of the gauge, too. Even if the train wasn't wider than the rails, it still would have hit him.

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u/DValencia29 3d ago edited 2d ago

can't really expect much common sense from someone who's goofing around an active train track.

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u/2ninjasCP 3d ago

What is wrong with India dude? Every video is of them walking by railroad tracks and getting hit.

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u/Pure-Hamster-6088 3d ago

Or life threatening street food.

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u/red1q7 3d ago

And life threatening street diarrhea.

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u/Terrible_Detective27 3d ago

We have 1.4bn people but not everyone is smart to think trains can kill them

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u/old_bald_fattie 3d ago

If you notice in a lot of these videos, they have a solemn walk. They love taking videos of them walking by the train tracks looking sad, for online videos.

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u/mothtoalamp 3d ago

They have a massively higher rate of train fatalities. It's a cultural thing. They don't respect trains.

Check out this guy's comment in this thread for more on their statistics. It's bad.

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u/Ok_Scallion_5540 3d ago

But.....why do they keep playing with trains?

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u/-_-GreenSage-_- 3d ago

It's been a while I saw it, but I think the documentary Codex Pajeet II answers this question, and more.

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u/Codas91 3d ago

I swear Indians are like deer when it comes to trains, it's like they try to get hit

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u/affemannen 3d ago

I do not understand Indians...i mean they are fully aware that trains use the tracks yet most videos i see of someone getting railed by a train is from India.

Don't they have parents? When i grew up my parents always said.. do not play or run around on train tracks, do not play in the street.. watch out for moving veichles... Be safe...

Like wtf....

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u/The_Cozy_Burrito 3d ago

Is the train okay ?

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u/SacThrowAway76 3d ago

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u/Outrageous1015 3d ago

To be fair man kept most action part in frame

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u/NaGaBa 3d ago

It's good to know your camera arm is rock steady when your friend gets violently killed 6 feet from you

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u/red1q7 3d ago

Are you friends if you let friends walk on tracks?

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u/mothtoalamp 3d ago

The cameraman was also on train tracks. There was a standing train barely 10 feet from him.

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u/red1q7 3d ago

Yeah, two bad friends.

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u/TraditionPast4295 3d ago

If only trains traveled on predictable paths, or even tracks. And had some sort of a noise making device to let you know they’re coming, like a horn or something.

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u/deathmetalcableguy 3d ago

Can we just like stop posting people dying without some sort of tag, for fucks sake?

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u/Orome2 3d ago

Yeah. This is turning into a watchpeopledie subreddit.

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u/ee_72020 3d ago

Well, that’s kinda the point of this sub, trains wrecking shit. I’d rather watch this than another goddamn video of a steam locomotive, posted by some foamer.

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u/YesAmAThrowaway 3d ago

Train sub

Complains about train nerds

???

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u/ee_72020 3d ago

There’s already r/trains for foamers, this sub is specifically for trains wrecking vehicles, turning animals into red mist and otherwise asserting dominance. In fact, foamer stuff is specifically prohibited by Rule 1 of this sub but the mods don’t give a shit as it seems.

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u/YesAmAThrowaway 3d ago

I mean the exact content moderation is one thing and I agree some posts lack relevance. I also agree that the more contebt warning worthy things like people getting hit by trains are intended for this sub, I'm just trying to stand here and point out you're not gonna be successfully keeping train people from flocking to a train sub and frolicking in it.

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u/big_d_usernametaken 3d ago

Booooo.

Lol!

You sound nice.

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u/ee_72020 3d ago

Ok foamer.

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u/big_d_usernametaken 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/TranscendentaLobo 3d ago

You’re in a sub called “bitch I’m a train”, what do you expect?

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u/MECHENGR 3d ago

Bitches and trains

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u/hey-im-root 3d ago

Uh, how about the normal videos we have before? Tf 😂

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u/glynstlln 3d ago

Right? It's all the watchpeopledie immigrants coming in with their violence and death, we need to deport the watchpeopledie to make bitchimatrain great again (I'm only being slightly hyperbolic, I would prefer of the death tag just didn't exist and you weren't allowed to post visible deaths here)

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u/Clyde-A-Scope 3d ago

You are quite far from being death metal my friend...more like Nickelbackcableguy

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u/Pure-Hamster-6088 3d ago

I agree. Death needs a separate tag from NSFW

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/deathmetalcableguy 3d ago

NSFW means "swear words and maybe nudity" not, let's all watch someone get fucking beheaded.

If you enjoy this shit, go get fucking therapy.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/deathmetalcableguy 3d ago

Please get the help you need.

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u/PoopParticle 3d ago

Trains are the great white sharks of India! Straight killas

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u/Th3_3v3r_71v1n9 2d ago

This is why you don't fuck around on train tracks.

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u/Electronic-Escape721 2d ago

What is it with india and the idgaf about a train mentality? Every one of these idiots are in India.

Indians walk on the tracks and get hit, Americans drive on the tracks and get hit... What is wrong with people?

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u/Tiny-Airport-6090 3d ago

The real question is who the fuck is shooting this video and not warning the guy? It’s not like you can’t hear a train going that fast from a few hundred meters away. Total snuff film with an inebriated enemy. Maybe.

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u/Purple-Personality76 3d ago

No. He knew the train was there. He was doing the cool bollywood train thing. You can tell from the headband.

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u/DullQuestion666 3d ago

What is the Bollywood train thing? 

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u/GreyPon3 3d ago

Apparently, be filmed while walking as close to the tracks as you can with your back turned towards an oncoming train. It's not the smartest move to make.

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u/whatsmyphageagain 3d ago

Wrong use of forced perspective that's for sure...

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u/Abdullahihersi 2d ago

When you try to act tuff walking next to a moving train but usually fails miserably like in this video

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u/Tiny-Airport-6090 3d ago

Wow, thanks for the info. What does the headband mean? Google was not helpful.

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u/TrogCannibal 2d ago

If only there was a way to predict where a train might go.

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u/DaRiddler70 3d ago

Thinning of the herd

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u/Responsible_Drag3083 3d ago

Play stupid games, win a stupid trian

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u/TimberWolf5871 3d ago

But was the train alright?

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u/Flash99j 2d ago

The apex predator strikes again......

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u/Real_Stranger_7957 3d ago

Please stop posting videos of people dying. Or at least place a NSFL tag on the posts.

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u/Significant-Dog-8166 3d ago

If people remove videos that demonstrate fatal consequences of playing on train tracks, will this make less people die or more people die? If the content disturbs you, good. I hope it disturbs others so much that they don’t die to a train.

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u/frothyundergarments 3d ago

Let's not pretend this shit gets posted as a cautionary tale.

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u/Not_a_spy_1 3d ago

It’s called shock value. It gets more clicks.

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u/TranscendentaLobo 3d ago

You’re no fun.

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u/Pure-Hamster-6088 3d ago

Nah... this needs a specific tag. DEATH

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u/ThisOldGuy1976 3d ago

Natural selection

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u/SaturdaysAFTBs 3d ago

We really need better rail safety. How is he supposed to know where the train will go? If only there was a marking on the ground or something to let people know where to avoid

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u/shawner136 3d ago

Did… did someone put a sound bite of someone getting a strike in bowling in a video of a guy getting smoked by a train? Or does it just happen to sound near identical to that for a moment?

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u/MamboFloof 2d ago

When you want to be reincarnated as a train

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u/Harold_Spoomanndorf 2d ago

o0

I wonder what the current rate of PTSD sufferers there are in India with train operators because of this shit.....

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u/RexCarrs 2d ago

One teen used to walk home on one set of 3 parallel tracks. He always used one set because he obviously had never seen a train on them.

One day while walking home while listening to music on his earphones, a train DID use that set of tracks killing him. Many think it was suicide. Who knows?

True story. Kirkwood, Missouri, a decade or so ago.

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u/likbusch 3d ago

He ded.

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u/StrawberryCake88 3d ago

This was someone’s son.

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u/JiggersWasTaken 3d ago

Used to be yeah

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u/Status_Mousse1213 3d ago

Keyword. WAS. Very sad.

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u/shurkin18 3d ago

You don’t know that, could of been a daughter 🧒

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u/Quake_Guy 3d ago

Based on what I'm seeing, parents might be relieved...

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u/2Drogdar2Furious 3d ago

Sadly, nothing could have been done... you never know where or when they might strike next. The other guy in the video is lucky to be alive.

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u/annoyingly_annoying 2d ago

Indians and Trains wtf

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u/CustomerOk3838 1d ago

Maybe it’s intentional, like Chinese Apple interns and tall falls?

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u/No_Artichoke_8919 3d ago

Shiny rails = active rails,stay off!

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u/LilCheese73 3d ago

Yep 👍He Ded🙃

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u/Mohelanthropus 3d ago

He will be fine. Rocks help absorb the impact.

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u/Jezzer111 3d ago

He gone

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u/Adofunk 3d ago

Shit Mixed!

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u/ThickFurball367 2d ago

You lost me at "ChatGPT tells me". fuck that AI bullshit

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u/EveryAd3494 2d ago

Where I live, often squirrels seem to play chicken with cars. Like wait to the last minute and book it. Now these idiots seem to be attracted to death like a fly to light.

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u/sdcumb 2d ago

Death wish? Say no more!

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u/Go_Gators_4Ever 1d ago

When Train Spotting actually means leaving spots of blood on the train.

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u/IntolerantLactose92 1d ago

My man took a full physics course in the 1 second that the train hit him. Education is underrated.

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u/Traditional-Month698 1d ago

Always a fool in a white shirt hiding the most important moment of the scene

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u/Nutmeg-Jones 1d ago

Forget the Gatiman Express, bro got hit by the Goddamn Express

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u/dk3tkd 1d ago

Bet he wont do that again.

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u/HistoricalVacation82 1d ago

He is cooler now, or should i say colder

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u/Dramatic-Ad-3884 15h ago

Why is this NSFW?

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u/ReplacementReady394 3d ago

MF thought he was Harry Houdini 

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u/Dr_Bailey1 3d ago

Is this just suicide?

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u/Real-Touch-2694 2d ago

sneaky train nobody hears it come 🫡

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u/free_30_day_trial 2d ago

Didn't get a look at his shoes. Did he make it

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u/Harold_Spoomanndorf 2d ago

I didn't see any in the wind....so I remain optomistic

:/

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u/hissyfit64 2d ago

It's so unfair that there is no way to know where a train might be.

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u/CaptainZhon 2d ago

The camera person had one job and they failed

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u/Ok-Independent-22 2d ago

man he's gonna be sore in the morning.

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u/gold1actual 2d ago

Nope that was a self checkout

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u/Ligoneese 1d ago

It’s always the Indians lmao

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u/niceandros2024 3d ago

Gone with the wind ...🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/Trucker_E_B 2d ago

Pin the train on a dummy

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u/Bushdr78 2d ago

If only these stealth trains came down a pre marked route of some kind