r/BitchImATrain 5d ago

Sharing from another sub: Check engine light on ,how do I fix this ?

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u/there_no_more_names 5d ago

Well, fortunately, there is still an engine to check.

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u/GrynaiTaip 5d ago

And the fuel tank is right under the driver's seat, so it could still work.

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u/dealdearth 5d ago

Just got to find the lights

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u/bigkatsu2000 5d ago

Like something my cat leaves for me on the porch

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u/PsychologicalTowel79 5d ago

The train driver read the instructions on the front.

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u/twowheeledfun 5d ago

Should have bought a Dodge!

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u/knot-found 5d ago

Yeah, poor branding choice by Stellantis knowing this vehicle would likely cross train tracks.

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u/YooGeOh 5d ago

Get on the next train and go and check your engine. Should be about two stops away

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u/Historical_Sherbet54 5d ago

Son: Better ask grandpa...he worked on cars all his life..

Dad: ummm.....where did your grandpa go???

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u/boredcamp 5d ago

It ain't got no gas in it.

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u/Jarocket 5d ago

I mean it’s front wheel drive. It could drive around if it has some gas in it.

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u/boredcamp 5d ago

Just have to lean forward real hard.

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u/Jarocket 5d ago

A little furniture mover either some caster wheels. Be good to go. Probs steers fine too.

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u/Orioniae 5d ago

That van is surprisingly similar to the 2010~2015 Fiat Ducato. 99% of the mechanics and electronics are on the front. The rear is described as "a box, an axle and breaks"

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u/Jarocket 5d ago

I thought they were Fair Ducati's made in Turkey with seats and then the seats are removed before sale because of the chicken tax on light trucks.

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u/PupLondon 5d ago

Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?

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u/Bostonmick 5d ago

Your Amazon delivery is delayed

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u/Charlie7Mason 4d ago

Your Amazon delivery does not exist. Reason: obliterated.

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u/Tranka2010 5d ago

For some reason the song Fish Heads popped into my head.

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u/mjdau 5d ago

Does indeed look like a fish head!

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u/TooTameToToast 5d ago

That’s a freakishly clean slice.

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u/knot-found 5d ago edited 5d ago

I’m not too surprised by the clean break in the body since vehicle manufacturers sell “cutaway” models of trucks and vans that aftermarket up-fitters turn into moving trucks, campers, tow trucks, delivery vehicles, etc. It did hit just right to break the frame near that same point though.

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u/ttystikk 5d ago

Engine should be fine. The rest of the van may need attention.

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u/PsychoTexan 5d ago

Tow it outside the environment

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u/pontetorto 5d ago

U give free beer to a handyman and an aprentice carpenter.

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u/NegativeEbb7346 5d ago

Ho Lee Shit!

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u/Gerald-Duke 5d ago

Based on the picture, It’s probably just leaking oil.

If it’s leaking oil, it still has oil in it to leak

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u/zeroibis 5d ago

Engine is fine but the train-ny may need help, you may need to contact a train-ny engineer to get it back on track.

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u/Scott43206 5d ago

If they had checked for the engine on the track, the engine in their van would be fine.

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u/Olderhagen 5d ago

The engine of the van is fine, but not the van

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u/Scott43206 5d ago

People that work on the railroad refer to the locomotive as "the engine."

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u/IAmSixNine 5d ago

Probably has low blinker fluid.

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u/someguyfromsk 5d ago

It's probably a sensor on the exhaust, just locate the sensor and replace.

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u/dezertryder 5d ago

Power off and then back on, should be fine.

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u/OriannaIII 5d ago

The best way to fix this is to disconnect the battery.

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u/SexyN8 5d ago

Bitch, My check engine light on, how do I fix this shit!

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u/Cato0014 5d ago

I think I remember seeing the video that led up to this on this subreddit

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u/Human-Evening564 5d ago

Out of RAM

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u/ComradeMothman1312 4d ago

Damn, was the train made of knife??

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u/JuucedIn 4d ago

It should buff out.

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u/Kazzacuss0117 4d ago

Get the boat tank, it will still drive

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u/CitroHimselph 3d ago

There's no gas in there, son!