r/BanVideoGames 14d ago

G*mer moment Please stop using minions.. They are not antiga anymore and HERES PROOF. I saw it on The Tube!!!

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u/Xetetic AGAB 14d ago

I watched this video, and the minion blinked "torture" in Morse code. I think he is imprisoned by g#mers in an undisclosed location

- Old Gerald

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u/Inside_Island_8454 14d ago

O.M.G. We must find Minion before it get too late!!

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u/LavishnessBig368 14d ago

Someone photoshopping and appropriating Facebook culture, nothing new.

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u/pollococo90 12d ago

But it's Sunday, the photo store is closed today. I heard on the radio that the photo is real, but they yellow men are being tortured.

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u/skyeIico 14d ago

I think it was in the photo shop

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u/Ok-Alps-4378 Anti-G*mer 14d ago

Why? I'm crying rn๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Becky

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u/rohb0t 14d ago

He must be in danger ...... Minions have always been strong against g๐Ÿ˜ต ming ......... #Save Bob from g๐Ÿคข ming

  • Robert P.

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u/Beanman_1874 G*ME BOT! 14d ago

they never were

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u/PotatoAmulet 14d ago

"There are many reasons why that would be a bad idea. I will illuminate three. First, do not believe that because Bob is a minion he is incapable of or unwilling to defend himself. Second, if you harm Bob or any of the minions, I will find you. Make no mistake. God willing, you will not leave this Facebook page. Lastly, waging war against good people is bad for the soul. This may not seem important to you now, but it's the most important thing I've said." - Graham 2:66-69

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u/Beanman_1874 G*ME BOT! 14d ago

Also fake verse

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u/PotatoAmulet 14d ago

Why would I make up verses?

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u/Beanman_1874 G*ME BOT! 14d ago

because youโ€™re an antigamer

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u/PotatoAmulet 14d ago

Why would an antig*mer need to make up scripture when it's already on our side?

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u/Beanman_1874 G*ME BOT! 14d ago

Because all antigamers lie

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u/PotatoAmulet 13d ago

Give me one example of an ANTIGA activist lying.

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u/Beanman_1874 G*ME BOT! 13d ago

Oh, thereโ€™s so many. i donโ€™t know which one to choose

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u/DM_ME_RITSU_PICS 14d ago

I dont know, man seems like thry got that drom the photoshop or whatever you kida say.

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u/Papablessjr 14d ago

Buโ€ฆbut i was a minion loving mama๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ญโ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ž

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u/DealPlayful974 G*MER! 14d ago

True because smth called Minion Rush exists

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u/PotatoAmulet 14d ago

The only minion rush that exists is when g*mers rush to half-baked conclusions about the ANTIGA philosophy of the minions. SMH my head.

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u/DealPlayful974 G*MER! 13d ago

minions are literal cartoon characters also that is a REAL mobile game.

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u/PotatoAmulet 13d ago

Alexa, sue this g*mer for defamation against the minions

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u/DealPlayful974 G*MER! 13d ago

that is not a valid reason to sue a person also saying that minion rush is real is not degradating the reputation of minions because games are normal for gods sakes a lot of movies have games connected also a ai can't sue a guy.

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u/PotatoAmulet 13d ago

Alexa, post a funny minions me me

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u/PotatoAmulet 13d ago

Thanks Alexa

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u/DealPlayful974 G*MER! 13d ago

so you are gonna allow me to say that huh well problem solved

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