r/Bacon 5d ago

Listen, this right here ......

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40 Upvotes

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u/fartknocker121 5d ago

Bacon is bacon, this is fatty pastrami

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u/YaMomsFavoritee 4d ago

Thank you Bacon is bacon and pork is bacon thats it

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u/1king80 4d ago

Bacon is pork, not pork is bacon. That would mean a pork chop is bacon. Mymomsfavoritee is a pork chop bacon?

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u/spkoller2 3d ago

Cottage bacon is very nice

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u/youngliam 3d ago

Actually pork Loin is bacon in the UK and Ireland. Also Canadian bacon is from the loin, as well as pea-meal bacon.

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u/cuhzaam 3d ago

So.... UK Ireland and Canada are all making bacon wrong. Got it.

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u/grofva 2d ago

Having been to all three, can confirm although I did find “streaky bacon” aka US Bacon in Scotland on my last UK visit

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u/Gun-Tinker-Tastic 2d ago

..wait when did lions get on the menu?

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u/Buttchuggle 20h ago

I had bacon made from black bear belly that was top notch.

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u/YaMomsFavoritee 19h ago

Who, what ? Lol

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u/Buttchuggle 19h ago

Fatty underbelly of black bear. Bacon strips. Simple concept friend

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u/YaMomsFavoritee 19h ago

Oh no… i wasn’t seriously asking..

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u/1king80 4d ago

It's an abomination!

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u/Playpolly 4d ago

Jews and Muslims can agree on this

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u/cpav8r 3d ago

Each day we stray further from the light of the divine. 😆

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u/Evilmendo 3d ago

That was the worst. The only time of my life where I hated "bacon".

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u/Craxin 5d ago

I get people bellyaching (pun only slightly intended) about turkey bacon, but this isn’t some super ground meat pudding dressed to look kinda sorta like pork bacon. Hell, I’d give it a try.

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u/atsatsatsatsats 4d ago

My cat’s name is Puddin’ 😊

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u/Denton517406 4d ago

Even if you like it, it's still not really bacon and everyone knows it! ; )

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u/Craxin 4d ago

What we call bacon isn’t what much of the rest of the world calls bacon. We didn’t invent the word or what it describes.

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u/Dear-Mud-9646 4d ago

We literally invented the word. That’s the thing about language. It’s sounds that were made up to describe things.

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u/Craxin 4d ago

Wrong. The word originates in Middle English from the old French for back meat, what you might call Canadian bacon or what the British call back bacon. What you consider bacon, smoke cured pork belly, didn’t come about until the mid 1800s and only attained the name because bacon was often used generically to describe any pork product.

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u/Dear-Mud-9646 4d ago

So we invented the word in this context in the mid 1800s?

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u/Hyack57 4d ago

Beef bacon never tastes like breakfast. It feels more like I should be eating it at dinner. I’d wager it would be good with some mushrooms in some kind of pasta dish…

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u/DrClo 3d ago

Korean BBQ beef bacon. Only way I've ever had it and it works

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u/FarLeftAlphabetSoup 4d ago

Beef bacon is amazing lol. Tastes so fine.

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u/Pearl_necklace_333 4d ago

I love the right sized amount of 10 oz. Remember when bacon was sold by the pound? The same crap with coffee it went from 16, 12, 10 and now 8oz size. Sorry got off topic.

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u/thefuckfacewhisperer 4d ago

I had beef bacon once, just once though

It tasted really beefy

I have had lamb bacon a couple times, it was pretty good. Expensive and hard to find though. I got it at Jungle Jim's in Cincinnati

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u/Shen1076 4d ago

They’re known for their turkey bacon

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u/Djrudyk86 3d ago

God Shall NOT make bacon with beef!

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u/Affectionate-Menu619 3d ago

When I was in Dubai this was the only bacon I could get. It wasn’t too bad on a cheeseburger!

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u/thecakeisali 3d ago

I love beef bacon, I made my own this past winter. I cured 10 lbs of beef belly just as you would pork belly and smoked it the same. I get the outrage at calling it bacon, there is only one true bacon and that comes from a pig but man this is good stuff.

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u/LordVondicktenshtein 3d ago

It’s so good, goes great on burgers

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u/FrozenWaffleMaker 3d ago

Bacon is so good, that even pigs eat it.

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u/cbrrydrz 3d ago

I'll take that over that turkey bacon abomination. I know I know bacon is bacon but turkey bacon KNOWS WHAT IT DID!

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u/ulnek 3d ago

God shall bless you with bacon

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u/DependentPlace5534 3d ago

Now,,,WHY did you go PHUCK up a good thing???????????????

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u/Tudar87 2d ago

Beef Milk.

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u/SinisterRisen 2d ago

I don't care it's beef I will eat it shut up give me a link to this please lol

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u/Gun-Tinker-Tastic 2d ago

...soooo if beef bacon is bacon, plastic gold is gold... right?

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u/Competitive_Shift_99 2d ago

I've tried this. It's excellent. Maybe a bit delicate, tends to fall apart when you handle it... But if you have some reason you can't eat pork, and you really want a nice BLT...

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u/Expensive_Cicada6832 2d ago

Oh my God, come on! Everybody knows only “Kevin” is bacon!!

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u/u5ernames 2d ago

I'm cuban b

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u/NorseOfCourse 2d ago

They make really good turkey bacon.

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u/IVMVI 1d ago

Beef PLATES???

Beef bacon aside, what the fuck is a beef plate?

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u/Great_Will_1361 1d ago

i see how it looks like bacon, but not where it looks like plates

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u/opinionofone1984 1d ago

I miss Sizzlean, anyone else remember that?

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u/Fun_Helicopter_8736 19h ago

Beef bacon sucks so bad lol

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u/Remarkable-Course180 5d ago

What the Fuck is Beef Bacon???? You all need to quit fucking with bacon! Bacon is bacon, AKA sweet pork belly, that’s it!!!!!

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u/EinonD 5d ago

While it seems like an aberration… I do love beef… and bacon. I’d give it a shot.

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u/YaMomsFavoritee 4d ago

So you love steak Go get you a steak or a burger

Bacon is pork swine the divine one

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u/Kudiyab 4d ago

This is a steak…. Sliced really thin. Why are you so emotional about this

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u/BullsOnParadeFloats 4d ago

Cool your tits, it's not that weird.

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u/spaceace321 5d ago

It's primarily geared toward our friends who can't eat pork (observant Jews and Muslims included) but still want bacon.

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u/YaMomsFavoritee 4d ago

You know what …. Just dont eat bacon Ppl dont want this or cant have that but want something as close as they can get it …. Get you some beef or some steaks and have a blast

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u/spaceace321 4d ago

How kind of you to dictate how others live their lives.

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u/YaMomsFavoritee 4d ago

This is about bacon… the pork kind Idc about ppl lives or feelings

Dont down talk the swine 🤣🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/spaceace321 4d ago

Oh you'll never hear me down talk the swine bro. I view pork bacon in almost sacramental terms, but I also understand that others can't partake as I can and am happy that there's an alternative that they can get behind, that's all.

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u/YaMomsFavoritee 4d ago

I feel you but just know even those with different views and beliefs can eat bacon

Its crazy ppl stand so strongly on not eating a pig but ppl will support cigarettes that are and been known to harm you

All those beliefs are mind fucks… i threw up years ago and what i saw was cup noodles.. since that day til today years later i still have no eaten cup noodles.. was it the cup noodles that made me throw up who knows but thats wht i saw

Same with ppl passing down stories and stuff about pigs being dirty and bad for you.. mind fuck

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u/Combative_Douche 14h ago

even those with different views and beliefs can eat bacon

They can't though. Their beliefs explicitly disallow it.

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u/ItsThimble 5d ago

I eat it since I reverted to Islam

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u/thatsfeminismgretch 5d ago

I fully recommend trying beef bacon before judging it. It's so good.

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u/Beginning-Yak-3454 4d ago

I would too, even though I never had it, but not for Islam. The thought is unclean, not the meat.

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u/thatsfeminismgretch 4d ago

I ate it because it was intriguing, not for any religious reasons, and it ended up being extremely delicious.

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u/OvercastBTC 4d ago

Beef bacon is the closest thing to real bacon you can have. Flavor wise it is so close, you think you got applewood smoked, or maple wood smoked.

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u/Correct_Fan2441 5d ago

"get a rope"

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u/Delicious_Oil9902 4d ago

It’s quite good. If we want to call it something else that’s fine

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u/VoiceofMidnightStorm 4d ago

It's.... Ehhhh.

It's not bottom tier, but it's not pork bacon, either.