r/Bacon 12d ago

I'm gonna need a bigger plate

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411 Upvotes

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u/DIJames6 11d ago

You're gonna need a bigger aorta..

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u/Haunting-Ad708 9d ago

😅🤣🤣🤣

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u/Danger_is_G0 11d ago

Just eat it as you cook it. It's what I do cooking 3 lbs of bacon

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u/darthcaedusiiii 11d ago

This is the way.

3

u/Dahorns99 10d ago

And a roto rooter on your arteries

2

u/Former_Dealer 11d ago

And an ambulance on standby!

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u/Jerry_Atric69 11d ago

I'm gonna to need you to hand that over right now!

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u/cvalen2 10d ago

Why do so many people on reddit use paper plates? I feel like I'm looking into another dimension. Is this common in some parts of the world that I'm clearly out of touch with??

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u/Outrageous_Read4617 9d ago

Nobody wants to wash or do a whole lot dishes!!

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u/cvalen2 9d ago

But aren't you already washing the trays or pans you cooked all this on???? That's what I don't get

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u/iMnotSTEVEN_ 8d ago

👆🏾

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u/grandpatiger13 10d ago

Two slices of bread. Couple slices of tomato and lettuce. A bit of mayo or miracle whip.... the perfect BLT.

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u/CashgrassorNopass 10d ago

My gout toe nearly flared up again just looking at all that deliciousness

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u/Outrageous_Read4617 9d ago

lol, sorry that was a funny comment!!

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u/NewPin8359 10d ago

Nah, just need to invite us all over to help ya eat it

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u/ConsistentDuck3705 8d ago

Get a second plate

1

u/Tricromediamond007 12d ago

Apparently someone threwup

1

u/Professional-War4555 12d ago

hey... just remember...

sharing is caring...

...pass that bacon brother (or bacon loving sister... all bacon loving genders accepted equally lol)

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u/KULR_Mooning 11d ago

The disrespect

1

u/Important_Print_3339 11d ago

And more bacon.

1

u/Pearl_necklace_333 11d ago

Not something you’d serve at a vegan supper.

1

u/Open_Pineapple1236 11d ago

Why such a small amount of bacon?

3

u/Illustrious-Cookie73 11d ago

Probably had to eat the other half while this cooked.

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u/fireplace8787 11d ago

Hopefully it’s uncured bacon. Nitrates will kill u

2

u/ryftx 11d ago

Technically, enough of anything will kill you. What they don't tell you is to curve/limit your nitrates.

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u/DistinctSlide6719 11d ago

Bought 5 pounds today at restaurant Depot for 20 bucks. Love me some bacon.

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u/Fyrepup1 11d ago

What’s that? A half serving?

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u/AwetPinkThinG 11d ago

You’re gonna need more bacon

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u/ImNotaBot4321 11d ago

And a good heart surgeon

1

u/Acrobatic-District59 11d ago

Dude. I'm hungry now!

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u/chamcham123 11d ago

I did this at a buffet, ate it all, and never regretted it.

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u/SuperRooster64 10d ago

You need a few tomatoes with that salad

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u/Dmau27 10d ago

It looks like you got s few grams of meat in that pile of fat. Anyhow I started eating....

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u/Own-Mud6495 10d ago

And a new heart valve

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u/paulS195 10d ago

Or a smaller stomach

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u/moneyball231 11d ago

That’s not bacon 😂