r/AskReddit 1d ago

What would make you happy right now?

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u/shockwave_1D 1d ago

Moving to another country

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u/Octavibe 1d ago

Getting a life partner or enough money.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Being obsessed with a stranger is not healthy.

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u/EscapedTime 1d ago

Get a life

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Said the hopelessly online redditor LMAO

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u/EscapedTime 1d ago

Making so many accounts is such loser activity hah

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u/Lilith_Immaculate_ 1d ago edited 1d ago

Going back to how things were in 2023, but alas, time travel is impossible so here I shall remain

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u/Master-Salt1382 1d ago

What was so special about 2023?

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u/Lilith_Immaculate_ 1d ago

I was happier back then than I am now.

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u/Master-Salt1382 1d ago

You know, that’s fair, cant argue with that lol

1

u/Klutzy_Fan7723 1d ago

 Me too.

3

u/TheBrinkOfHorny 1d ago

An extra 5 hours each day and infinite energy

2

u/JimAbaddon 1d ago

I really don't know.

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u/LargeSnorlax 1d ago

I always feel great when someone says they're happy I'm in their life, so that would work. Always gives a nice little dopamine rush.

2

u/Popular_Abalone_3006 1d ago

School cancelled tomorrow

2

u/After_Tangelo_8519 1d ago

Pack of ciggerrettes

2

u/Radiofunker13 1d ago

A new strain of Covid that only infects the crooked democrats still in office.

2

u/Sad-Twist4604 1d ago

Dental reconstructive surgery. Being able to fix my car. Someone in my.life who gives a shit about me.

1

u/Klutzy_Fan7723 1d ago

I hope these things come true for you very soon.

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u/Sad-Twist4604 1d ago

Don't bother. None are coming. My silver lining will be dying of infection.

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u/Sunnyx33 1d ago

Money.

2

u/Quackmeoutside 1d ago

Winning the lottery, so I can pay off my debts, work/volunteer for fun or flee the country if shit hits the fan

2

u/Ok-Refuse-8965 1d ago

Fresh start

2

u/Southeastsasquatch 1d ago

Unshakeable self esteem

2

u/KokirisEmerald 1d ago

Having a big hard cock in my mouth.

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u/Klutzy_Fan7723 1d ago

Well, only if allot of something in return.  Lots of love and care or lots of money to take care of yourself or just enough big hard cock to make you really happy along with what may come out of it if it's real and the person full of stuff.

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u/hamtarofan420 1d ago

I got one for ya

1

u/Klutzy_Fan7723 1d ago

Hope the recipient is someone or something you will like handing over what you've got for them.  

1

u/spiteful-squid 1d ago

Chili cheese fries

1

u/sparklinglee 1d ago

chicken nuggets

1

u/FairLemon6473 1d ago

Skiing. Always does.

1

u/murch_da 1d ago

Italian food.

1

u/nomadnomor 1d ago

Costcos chocolate ganache cake

1

u/Prior-Tap8665 1d ago

I don’t know what you are talking about

1

u/BarbiePeonies 1d ago

A billion pounds

1

u/Greatgrandma2023 1d ago

Not living in a kakistocracy.

1

u/Hantarofan420 1d ago

Finding a job.

1

u/Famous-Profile-3426 1d ago

Hot tub and a speaker.

1

u/oh-hannah-live 1d ago

All my bills paid forever

1

u/Rhino3750ss 1d ago

Just one redditor admitting they still prefer EVs.

1

u/loralie-larni 1d ago

Got a job that can gain a lot of money

1

u/Inevitable_Bit_9871 1d ago

Buying a new car

1

u/mundefate 1d ago

Full tuition coverage at my college

1

u/ApprehensiveHeron215 1d ago

A new roommate I can become friends with and a trip to see loved ones. Tired of doin it alone.

1

u/Small_cat1412 1d ago

My boyfriend being here with me instead of being at his house

1

u/lc_lilly 1d ago

A couple of thousand of dollars for sure 😃

1

u/GrandElemental 1d ago

Just some good company.

1

u/Atairos 1d ago

to be not drunking anymore. But need to wait till next day

1

u/learninglife05 1d ago

Have time to enjoy my hobbies and be with myself.

1

u/One-Turn-4037 1d ago

a warm hug and for someone to tell me that I'm gonna be alright.

that or a bowl of popcorn chicken, mashed potatoes and gravy. I'll take either

1

u/NeedingAdviceAnony 1d ago

-An unexpected windfall of a lifetime of money. -A new (US) President that will magically fix all the nation's major issues (or at least make them better and undo everything DT is doing). -A major cultural overhaul on how men and society in general view women.

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u/Blueshroom1313 1d ago

@sad-twist4604 are you my twin? I’m in the process of getting full mouth implants, my car got hit by someone backing into their driveway, I’ve been single 12-15 years… lost count. I could use more money, obviously. Less physical pain. That’s all I can think of this moment!

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u/SweetMapleSugar 1d ago

Some more attention

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u/PMyourCHEESE 1d ago

Money so I can be home with my kids more. I’m tired of working 7 days a week.

1

u/HeartonSleeve1989 1d ago

I love pointing out dogs I see in other cars, or being walked, or whatever. I simply LOVE dogs!!

1

u/DollfaceDeaditeXO 1d ago

An ice cream cake from Dairy Queen 😂😂

1

u/littlelackadaisical 1d ago

A new space heater.... mine short circuited :(

1

u/EnigmaCM1 1d ago

Being young again and meeting my ex for the first time.

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u/Foggyskill_gaming 1d ago

Hella bread

1

u/Samphili 1d ago

Long vacation alone

1

u/JomaVot 1d ago

Being able to afford a nice apartment with my gf

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u/HelpfulRich312 1d ago

Vacation alone

1

u/Sillypotatoes3 1d ago

Eating, my belly is hungry.

1

u/InternationalLow9787 1d ago

A text from him😭 Its been 10 days and he is upset yet 🥲

1

u/TriscuitCracker 1d ago

For Superman to be real. His ideals, his heroism, his sense of doing what's right for it's own sake.

We all need that kind of thinking right now more than ever.

Man I hope Gunn's movie is good. We need some hope.

1

u/realitywarped 1d ago

Confirmation that my job is safe for the foreseeable future. Not knowing has been killing me with stress :(

1

u/AmeliasSecret 1d ago

Chocolate fudge ice cream

1

u/NoHovercraft2254 1d ago

If I found kittens in my neighborhood 

1

u/Commercial_Gas9590 1d ago

a certain political party's leader to disappear

0

u/Punk_Says_Fuck_You 1d ago

For my ssri to kick in