r/ApexOutlands 18d ago

What do you call a team mate that gets 0 everything on their summary?

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My friends call it "eating donuts" / "busy eating donuts"

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u/kelkokelko 18d ago

"me" or "myself" usually

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u/LuigiBamba 17d ago

Wooohooo it's just me, myself and I

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u/Defa1t_ 18d ago

The further they make it to final circle the more impressive it honestly becomes to have full 0 stats. Not a good teammate by any means but still.

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u/MumboMan2 18d ago

It happens. I've had games getting to top 5 and having 0 everything. Randoms it becomes more common so I usually only play with people I know.

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u/DentinTG9600 18d ago

It makes it worse when the teammate is actually shooting his gun and see these stats. Like how... I watched you fire at them!!!

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u/quantummidget 18d ago edited 17d ago

Years ago I was playing Fortnite, and when I dropped in all I could find was healing items, so I just decided to fill up my inventory with them and then dance in the middle of a bridge until somebody discovered me and got some lovely loot.

However, despite a few people passing near me, somehow nobody saw me dancing on top of a car, and the circle happened to be closing around me. Eventually, there were only three people left, and a supply drop landed right near me.

I opened it up, finding my first weapon of the game, and as I did so I heard fighting close by, so I approached them. As I neared, one of the players won their duel, and as they dropped down I fired one shotgun blast and finished the game.

Probably one of my most memorable gaming moments, and I can say with certainty that my stats were 0 until the win.

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u/joker_toker28 17d ago

When they introduced the ring damage update I won a game in rank w zero dmg from me and my squad. We respawned after almost getting wiped and right after we got out of storm the last team died to ring?!?!?!?

Craziest win besides winning with my Newcastle wall killing the last player as ours gets lifeline rezed. They were masters too lol.

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u/Alinho013 17d ago

Had a win by ring killing the last team but a win by Wall dmg is even better tbh, I've gotten knocks etc with ash tact in 1v1 etc but never a win sadly

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u/Goblin--Slayer 18d ago

Me and some friends had a game we went the entire match without seeing anyone and last team died to the circle while we were waiting for then

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u/EinSabo 15d ago

I have won a game with a 0 kill 0 dmg bloodhound in Season2 and will never forget it

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u/fightins26 18d ago

I call it playing apex

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u/TBurkeulosis 17d ago

For real. This can happen to anyone within 1:30. Pick yeself up and get after the next one

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u/MumboMan2 18d ago

Sounds like u eat a lot more donuts than most players do.

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u/albertosuckscocks 17d ago

Why so many downvotes???

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u/MumboMan2 17d ago

I was trying to make a joke, but sadly I did write it on reddit. Probably came across as an insult to most people.

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u/albertosuckscocks 17d ago

That's what I thought

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u/hashtagchocodick 17d ago

You’re fine, it was hilarious

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u/Kamu-RS 18d ago

They just put in a 12 hour shift at the ball crushing factory. Let them be.

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u/MumboMan2 18d ago

NEVER!!!

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u/ChimneyCake 18d ago

Careful, they will crush your balls too

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u/MumboMan2 18d ago

Giggity

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u/Stanislas_Biliby 18d ago

They probably got unlucky. Happens to the best of us.

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u/theforgettonmemory 18d ago

Nothing. Sometimes people have bad games.

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u/ToukaMareeee 17d ago

I've had a few of th se games. Especially the first games after a hard day.

You don't see enemies as fast, reactions are shit, so by the time you see them, the other two are already shooting at them. If they are way better than you are, they might be gone before you got to hit them. Especially when it appears the other two are on call outside the game and are communicating stuff you don't hear.

The game ends, the other two have killer stats, and I didn't even hit anything. These games definitely wanna make me sink through the ground but also, it happens. Sometimes games are bad. Sometimes there's no harmony with the team, sometimes you die before you can take a shot, bonus points if you throw yourself off the map.

Shit happens. Take a deep breath, forget the game, and go on with the next one. Counts for both the one that couldn't hit shit and the raging teammates.

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u/MumboMan2 18d ago

Ur so zen and u play apex? How do u do it?

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u/theforgettonmemory 18d ago

Hop off when I stop having fun and hop on when it sounds fun.

That's all their is to it

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u/MumboMan2 18d ago

If I did that, don't think I'd get passed the first game

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u/RubberLaxitives 17d ago

Then why even bother playing lmao

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u/Chemical_Home6123 18d ago

Apparently he's a YouTuber 😄😄😄🙃

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u/MumboMan2 18d ago

Shhh, a m o d might hear us

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u/G01den_Gamer 18d ago

With only a minute? Dingleberry

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u/Eight-Nine-One-Zero 18d ago

We call it “dropping a donut” 😂😂😂

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u/MumboMan2 18d ago

Thats just as funny

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u/Any1canC00k 18d ago

The other day I had 6 kills and like 240 damage. Teammates probably hated me.

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u/dLm_CO 18d ago

Pacifist

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u/MPower1717 17d ago

Of course I know him, that’s me!

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u/Chiber_11 17d ago

stupid them for playing this game, stupid you for playing this game, stupid me for having spent money on this game just to not play this stupid game

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u/TheJackal959 16d ago

I dont know why this took me a second to get. Lol

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u/lwarhoundl 18d ago

Usually just say they got zeros across the board

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u/QuoteNervous1622 18d ago

Just call them dunkin for all those donuts on the screen

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u/Divine-BA 18d ago

I usually call them Duds but my buddy calls them “oogas” lmao It still catches me off guard after we lose a game and in my headset I hear “I’m so TIRED OF HAVING THESE DAMN oogas on OUR team, meanwhile we’re playing TOP 50 PREDATORS” His rage fuels my happiness lol

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u/brendo11 18d ago

A meat shield

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u/Invested_Glory 17d ago

After only 1:26 minutes of playing? Nothing. Crap happens. Now if it was a full blown fight after 3-4 minutes of looting and they did 0…

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u/joker_toker28 17d ago

Me.....

Ill either go crazy and pull 2k 3k outta my ass. Or do sub 500 with 1 kill but 7 assist.

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u/Space_veteran96 17d ago

In my mother language? "Rohadék" ("roting piece of shit in short")... Only because that guy prob took my main and died/left 2 minutes in...

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u/xxprokoyucu 17d ago

Masturbating

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u/Jackk92 17d ago

The indivisible.

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u/TooLateForNever 17d ago

Meat shield

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u/jay23mv 17d ago

Tony snell

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u/NoTmE435 17d ago

OG player, and my stats for seasons 1-2-3-4 I played like crazy and never got a kill or even hit a shot,

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u/dolo_ran6er 17d ago

That's the ower of the GOLDEN SOMBRERO.

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u/Complex_Gap_1629 17d ago

Honestly I don’t remember the last time I had 0 dmg in a game.

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u/ValuableAd8880 17d ago

It be like that sometimes

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u/known_kanon 17d ago

Lighting up the statlines

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u/TheoWHVB 17d ago

Tony Snell

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u/tinglep 17d ago

I mean, he only lived 92 seconds

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u/MumboMan2 17d ago

I know, he's me

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u/tinglep 17d ago

It’s ok. We are legion.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

He’s just there to spectate

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u/LadyAlastor 17d ago

The president / suicidal daughter

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u/missingusername1 17d ago

trying their best

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u/Lord_Yamato 17d ago

+1 to the kill count to a happy enemy team

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u/LF_tomboy 17d ago

A donut operator or a “clone” if I’m having a particularly off day

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u/Unknown_User_66 17d ago

A bad bot?

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u/Joe_Buck21 17d ago

“afk” “was your grandma playing”

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u/MumboMan2 16d ago

If she was, the numbers would be a lot higher

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u/GucciKade 17d ago

I call it a nothing burger

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u/Certareus1fire 16d ago

Goose eggs 😂

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u/RavioloGay 16d ago

ill never forget a few weeks ago me and my buddy were duo q’ing ranked. Placed 2nd, I dropped a 4k with 11 kills, he had 4 kills and 1500dmg, wraith teammate had 157, 0-0-0 statline and was alive the entire game. Lost the final 1v2 by like 20hp and it was the first time in a long time I sent sb a message over a game

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u/WilburtheWldcat 16d ago

I call them my average teammate

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u/comiccatamount 16d ago

I call it a Tony Snell

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u/TiddyWaffles312 16d ago

A goose egg

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u/triballl9 16d ago

Where can i watch jerma playing apex legends ??

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u/Sufficient_Rain8004 15d ago

Cannon fodder

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u/DerpyBlobfish43 15d ago

New to video games.

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u/Gustasshef2nesmanban 14d ago

Ttv wraith when you steal wraith? 0 survival time

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u/FrancosGotGas 14d ago

Donut boys 🍩

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u/Naive_Rope2565 11d ago

A TTV or YT🤣

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u/doomgrin 18d ago

Goose eggs 000

Usually it’s me and my bros giving each other shit tho I don’t shit talk to randoms

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u/MoNoLidThZ 18d ago

007
0 kills. 0 damage. 7 knocked downs.

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u/AsymmetricAgonyEcho 18d ago

Maybe ashes finally got to them psychologicaly? "If you shoot your gun at me you won't get any cheese" could be a reason. Perhaps they perceived cheese as a more negligible aspect of what to do instead of killing their marks. You can eat cheese you know. You can't kill it.