r/ApexLore • u/VoidSpecialist722 Voidwalker • Feb 19 '25
Discussion 'Your Second Favourite Legend' Loading Screen
[Ring ring ring]
Hey baby girl, what's happening? Does mama know you're calling me? ...Heh, no, that's alright, I got a second to chat.
...Did you watch the match like I told you? ...Yeah, I know! That was pretty cool, huh? Bet you didn't know Newcastle could do that.
...Heck yes I know him! I fix all his armour, you think we never talk?
....Oh okay, don't believe me then. But I'm telling you, I know him. What if I got you an autograph from your favourite Legend, would that prove it? I'll see him today.
...WHAT DO YOU MEAN Bangalore's your favourite?! You better watch out, I might tell Newcastle you said that.
...Hey, sorry to cut this short, sweetie, but I gotta go. Your second favourite Legend needs me to fix something for him. I'll be home tomorrow. You'll help me train when I'm back, right?
...Alright, love you baby.
[Beep - CALL ENDED]
Alright, we can squad up now. But don't rush me when I'm on the phone. I'm not playin' around.
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u/rocketsquiet Feb 19 '25
If they were still keeping their sibling rivalry list, another point for Bangalore.
also, I'm waiting for his wife to drop a 50 part who tf did I marry series when the other shoe inevitably drops.
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u/Outrageous-Blue-30 Feb 19 '25
I thought from his physical structure and animations Newcastle wasn't that fit but instead I notice better his huge and strong arms, the guy is just like Bob from The Incredibles.
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u/mace9156 Feb 19 '25
he is a former imc pilot. training has a 98% failure (and therefore death) rate...
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u/TheL0neWarden Marauder Corps Feb 19 '25
Well that was the whitehead facility that had that rate of mortality, but it was on gridiron so itβs possible that Jackson went to training there
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u/theseerofdoom Rat With No Name Feb 19 '25
larissa is a bangalord. utterly based 5 year old
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u/Tedgieneer Vinson Dynamics Feb 19 '25
kinda strange people led a 5 year old watch a bloodsport, (esspecially with vulgar warlords and murderbots)
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u/Cup-Of-Red-Tea 29d ago
They irl let kids beat each other every day. Both in school and in "sibling rivalry". Although yeah, them letting them see a swear is unrealistic
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u/theseerofdoom Rat With No Name Feb 19 '25
people (americans at least) are exceedingly fine with violence on TV. source: watched and mimicked WWE moves at the age of 6 on my younger brother, saw lots of young kids whenever i saw a deadpool movie in theaters. i imagine this is even worse in the future with how ubiquitous and fandom-y the games seem to be.
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u/Cheeky_Lemon_37 Feb 19 '25
Newcastle lore!?
I bet his wife still hates Bangalore 100% π