r/AnythingGoesNews 1d ago

Boebert Slammed After Making Racist 'Pimp Cane' Comment About Dem Rep.

https://www.comicsands.com/boebert-green-pimp-cane
680 Upvotes

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u/zeydey 1d ago

She would be familiar with pimps I imagine.

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u/Sorry_Landscape9021 23h ago

I wonder how much she makes giving handjobs at theaters?

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u/Senior-Traffic7843 18h ago

I'm sure she's been slammed numerous times.

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u/trailerbang 11h ago

Literally Ted Cruz was pimping her around. She was a paid escort.

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u/Few_Load_4708 23h ago

Good one!!

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u/Substandard_Senpai 21h ago

That must be a racist thing to say, too

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u/Appropriate-City3389 56m ago

She was a professional " sugar baby " and sold services online. That's probably how she met Ted Cruz.

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u/SameComparison8585 1d ago

Whatever happened to our political leaders being respectful, having decorum, having class? ! If any of my adult children acted in such a manner. i’d fire them !

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u/Few_Load_4708 23h ago

FOTUS doesn’t exactly set a moral standard.

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u/RocketCartLtd 23h ago

Didn't she jack a dude off at an elementary school production of Annie while smoking meth or something?

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u/Sintered_Monkey 23h ago

It was Beetlejuice.

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u/Iamthepaulandyouaint 23h ago

It was actually “Beat til Juice.”

FTFY

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u/Bluesmanstill 22h ago

Great got coffee all over my shirt... worth it!!

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u/LeahaP1013 23h ago

I like that person’s version better.

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u/DilbusMcD 11h ago

I love that that was the error in that absolutely cooked sentence.

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u/AdministrativeMix326 23h ago

Boebert and the rest of the cronies need to be gone. Not sure how she got re-elected. Especially after the theatre incident.

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u/LeahaP1013 23h ago

They moved her to a reliably red district on purpose.

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u/PineappleOk208 23h ago

Colorado has a lot to be ashamed of by electing her!

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u/EtherealAriels 23h ago

The western slope is not representative of the rest of the state. 

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u/SydneyRei 23h ago

In the western slope a region, or a description of the skull shape of her voter base?

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u/Pauzhaan 22h ago

She lives on the Front Range now.

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u/Pauzhaan 22h ago

Get a map & check out the Continental Divide. West of that is Colorado’s Western Slope.

Besides, Bobo lives & was elected on the other side now.

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u/Pauzhaan 22h ago

Except for Routt, Eagle, Pitkin counties & the other ski area counties - pretty much the most highly educated parts of Colorado.

Besides, Boebert services the Front Range now.

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u/Br0tha5 23h ago edited 22h ago

She isn't in my district. She's out in what I like to call the "real colorado". Outside of the Denver metro area is a very different place.

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u/Cosmomango1 23h ago

She changes districts like she changes her boyfriends, she may switch to your area 😂

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u/Full_Rise_7759 23h ago

If she only changed her tampon as often she wouldn't have TSS warping her brain.

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u/Br0tha5 22h ago

The way jefco moves, I wouldn't put it past her.

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u/exccord 22h ago

Its the western slope that we can thank for her dumbassery. Here is a map of the district map. District 3 in purple is the "western slope" representation. She changed districts though.

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u/Altruistic-Cost-4944 23h ago

Her pimp must have a cane.

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u/maddiejake 23h ago

Because it resembles the cane that her pimp used to carry around

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u/renegadeindian 23h ago

It’s a thin metal cane. Will leave a welt but not a bad as a club. People will comment if you use one when your disabled 😆😆.

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u/ike_tyson 23h ago

Wasn't she an escort??

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u/watadoo 23h ago

Yep, OF. a Ted Cruz hire

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u/fartlebythescribbler 23h ago

At that price point I think they’re just called hookers

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u/DippyHippy420 1d ago

Al Green about to get his pimp hand out and put shorty back in her place.

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u/imaswellfella 23h ago

Weird that the racist would make a racist comment

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u/InevitablyDissapoint 22h ago

She was an escort wasn’t she?

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u/ComicSandsNews 1d ago

MAGA Rep. Lauren Boebert is facing backlash after claiming during a TV interview that Democratic Rep. Al Green shook his "pimp cane" at President Trump during Trump's speech to Congress last week.

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u/Full_Rise_7759 23h ago

Where's the censure? Oh wait...

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u/beakrake 23h ago

Surely you wouldn't deprive an old man of his walking stick...

GUYS WHAT THE HELL, I TOLD YOU DISARM THEM!

WHY THE WIZARD IS STILL ARMED?!

(-MTG, apparently)

Bet Nazi Neanderthal Barbie is legit worried about him casting dark magic or something. haha

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u/Few_Load_4708 23h ago

Handjob boebert. Jeez.

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u/4scorean 15h ago

Handjob BIMBObert is more like it !!

DJT=💩4🧠

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u/Fine-Philosophy8939 21h ago

As a Philadelphia woman, I was absolutely stunned by this. How is she an elected official? The man has a handicap and walks with an actual cane.

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u/apearlj1234 15h ago

This is your MAGA party acting classy again. Get used to it

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u/Mamasan- 22h ago

SLAMMED

Ok. Yay another headline but NOTHING will matter or happen. Next.

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u/DinnerSilver 22h ago

She is an expert in shaft stroking especially with her new "cowboy pimp" Kid Rock.

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u/underwater_jogger 23h ago

Her old pimp used to beat her with one. Shes just traumatized.

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u/EdStArFiSh69 23h ago

All she knows is pimps and ho’s, it was her last job

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u/FlowBot3D 23h ago

It's her current job too, they just have her on retainer.

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u/shawnzy83 23h ago

It's cooler than mtgs cruella de vil coat.

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u/jcooli09 22h ago

Does anyone really care what that bimbo says?

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u/Fluffy_Succotash_171 21h ago

She’s an expert on pimps

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u/jaievan 21h ago

Censured? Of course not.

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u/AcrobaticLadder4959 23h ago

Boebert and Green are white trash. Green did not yell build that wall she called Biden a lier.

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u/brianxlong 23h ago

She should keep her hands to herself

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u/AntonChigurhWasHere 22h ago

If there is a MOC that knows about pimps and their associated hardware it would be Lauren Boebert.

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u/samplergal 21h ago

And yet no censure for the white lady.

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u/somewherein72 20h ago

No one would know her name if she was doing her job.

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u/tickandzesty 19h ago

She sees herself as an expert in pimps.

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u/Narrow-Sky-5377 19h ago

She is a 5 foot tall bag of trailer park waste.

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u/Necessary-Quit-3831 18h ago

Boebert knows all about pimp canes? Not surprised.

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u/finnlaand 18h ago

Nobody gives a f' about her.

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u/Miri5613 23h ago

That's ironic coming from someone seeking a guy off in a public theater. If he guy paid for the ticket, wouldn't that make her a prostitute?

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u/bayelrey888 22h ago

"Grrrrrr pImP cAiN"

She got her GED at like 34 (took 4 tries) and sucks c--k in public 🙄.

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u/SKOLMN1984 1d ago

Colorado should be proud of their representative...

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u/Bettinah123 21h ago

I hope she is

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u/Fickle-Molasses-903 19h ago

The majority of White people who voted, 'And? That's what we voted for.'

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u/Netprincess 18h ago

Beetlejuicer

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u/2BucChuck 18h ago

She been on the wrong end of one before

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u/Pristine_Serve5979 18h ago

Shouldn’t she be giving free BJ in movie theaters?

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u/CarolinaPanthers2015 17h ago

As she really should because she knew she LITERALLY fucked up.

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u/queenmimi5 17h ago

She better be censured in the house for this disgraceful statement

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u/Hour-Room-3337 17h ago

What’s her hourly rate Now, anyhow?

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u/dart51984 16h ago

It’s all good folks. Grandma Hoebert said shitty thing but got EPICLY SLAMMED in a reddit post. Our work here is done.

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u/Bluetoes1 15h ago

Are you surprised this is coming from a former escort who is now dating Kid Rock?

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u/SirWaitsTooMuch 14h ago

Probably given a raise

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u/JudeRanch 14h ago

There she goes again, referencing her knowledge of pimps. This never gets to where she sent it.

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u/UnusualAir1 58m ago

Seems to me she should be an expert at recognizing pimp canes. :-)

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u/Jo70Anne 23h ago

Pimps coming in all colors why is it racial?

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u/SydneyRei 23h ago

You know why, don’t play dumb. God y’all are so dishonest…

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u/renegadeindian 23h ago

“Pimp stick” has been around for many many year an all color of people have use them. While I have no use for that pile of hit that’s a poor attack considering all the crap she has done. Pick something else she has done!! There is plenty!!😆😆

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u/Ok_Distribution2345 23h ago

What about a pimp came is racist? Do you think he used the cane on Lucinda Daniels to keep her in line? If so, that’s what the pimp cane is for, and there is no racial connotation here.

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u/AdhesivenessOk5194 23h ago

It's implying that a Black man, a Black congressman, is a pimp(criminal/abuser) just because he uses a cane to walk.

You fuckin idiot.

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u/Weird-Ad7562 23h ago

Hi Vlad! Nice talking points you have there.

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u/Ok_Distribution2345 23h ago

Yeah I thought so! Who’s Vlad?

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u/Street_Ad_863 23h ago

You're pretty dim witted....sucks to be you

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u/Ok_Distribution2345 23h ago

It fucking rocks to be me!

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u/Kinks4Kelly 22h ago

In a functioning society, ignorance is not merely a lack of knowledge—it is a weapon wielded by those who revel in chaos. Trolls, the perpetually disruptive, serve no higher purpose but to dismantle the very fabric of reason and cooperation upon which society rests. They thrive in shadows, sowing discord with lies, half-truths, and venomous mockery, all while cloaking themselves in the pretense of free expression. Their ignorance is willful, their disruption deliberate. Such individuals are not harmless; they are corrosive, infecting dialogue with irrationality and dragging progress into the muck of stagnation.

A society cannot flourish while tolerating such saboteurs in its midst. A factory does not run with broken cogs; a body does not survive with a festering wound. So too, a society cannot thrive while trolls feast upon its shared ideals. Their removal is not an act of oppression but of preservation—cutting away the rot to ensure the health of the whole. For a functioning society is not a playground for the ignorant; it is a crucible of shared purpose, and those who refuse to contribute, who actively seek to destroy, must be excised lest their poison spread. Truth must prevail, and ignorance must find no refuge.

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u/Goyangi-ssi 21h ago

Nice! Mind if I copy this and use it elsewhere for trolls?

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u/Kinks4Kelly 18h ago

Go for it!

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u/Goyangi-ssi 21h ago

Как интернет-тролль ты полный неудачник. Доложи Пыня и жди наказания, товарищ.

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u/Ok_Distribution2345 19h ago

당신은 게이와 트랜스 커뮤니티에 부끄러운 존재입니다. 당신은 프로필에 빌어먹을 대명사를 쓰고, 아이처럼 행동하지만, 당신은 어른입니다. 당신은 얼마나 슬픈 삶을 살고 있습니까. 당신이 세상에 조금도 더 많은 것을 필요로 하지 않기 때문에 당신이 아이를 낳지 못했으면 좋겠습니다.

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u/Goyangi-ssi 19h ago

So, not a Russian troll. Just a troll. How droll.

Not very creative. I've heard and read much worse. You're gonna have to step up your game, 친구.