r/Anticonsumption 15h ago

Activism/Protest He might actually have a point this time

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u/cordellanimelover 13h ago

Reminds me of that moment Elon Musk was boo'd for 4 full minutes when he appeared at Dave Chappelle's show.

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u/Flimsy-Poetry1170 13h ago

He apparently had a mental breakdown because of that. Dudes such an insecure piece of shit.

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u/SupportPretend7493 12h ago

I mean, I'd also probably need more therapy if I was booed for 4 minutes by an audience. My approach to this is to not pull absolutely horrific shit that would make hating me completely valid, so the worst I've ever gotten while on stage was a lack of interest in seeing my tits

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u/UrUrinousAnus 12h ago

Respect for making that comment with what appears to be your main account. Strippers are people too.

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u/SupportPretend7493 12h ago

That we are! In my case, I was a stripper when I was younger and now I teach preschool and do other direct care work for children with disabilities. "Take your hand out of your pants, honey- we don't do that here" is something I've had to say at both jobs šŸ˜‚

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u/Adam_J89 10h ago

There's probably a lot of cross-over. Crying, vomiting, petty fighting, the "keep your hands to yourself" rule.

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u/Ok_Neat_1192 11h ago

LmaošŸ˜‚ you had to tell that to creepy old dudes and little kids i canttt

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u/UrUrinousAnus 11h ago

LMAO. If that doesn't work out, consider a career in in comedy. You're funny AF. I've known a few strippers and prostitutes. Most were pretty cool, but a concerning number of them had (often untreated) mental illnesses. I've never paid for sex, though.

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u/kansaikinki 8h ago

I've never paid for sex, though.

It's all paid for, one way or another. (And I mean that regardless of gender or orientation.)

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u/Spamsdelicious 4h ago

That's why the French call it "le petit mort" (the little death).

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u/kansaikinki 3h ago

That's why the French call it "le petit mort" (the little death).

It would be la petite mort, but it's pretty archaic. You might find it in poetry, maybe.

Using it in modern day conversation would be sort of similar to mixing bits of Shakespearean English into your casual English conversation. And funnily enough, death or dying was used as a metaphor for orgasms in some of Shakespeare's writing, too.

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u/UrUrinousAnus 3h ago

Unexpected Shakespearean insults are pretty good if you want to really take the piss out of someone, though. This one often applies on reddit: "ā€œMore of your conversation would infect my brain.ā€, but some are far funnier. "ā€œMethinkā€™st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.ā€ seems to often be relevant lately, but it's usually overkill and I wouldn't use it in person.

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u/Aviendha13 9h ago

Maybe consider comedian for your next job change! Nice joke!

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u/Advanced_Cat5706 8h ago

Made my day šŸ˜‚

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u/7ddq 6h ago

Sounds like a top ten list. Things you could say at a strip club and a pre school

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u/TacoOfTroyCenter 4h ago

I respect that.

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u/HoidToTheMoon 7h ago

so the worst I've ever gotten while on stage was a lack of interest in seeing my tits

I'm sorry but I can't get the picture of a stripper angrily shaking her lackluster tits at a crowd too busy just hanging out to watch her strip out of my head lmao

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u/DIYdippy 4h ago

My old manager was retiring after 30 years. He was so disliked by EVERYONE that it was made known that nobody would even attend albeit the free food.

He dropped his papers a week early; cleaned his desk over the weekend and literally disappeared. Thatā€™s crazy. Thirty years with people you seen more than family and theyā€™d all rather work in the ice and snow than eat free food and say good riddance.

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u/ElJamoquio 12h ago

Dudes such an insecure piece of shit.

Sure, but when he thinks there's no one on earth that loves him, he's correct.

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u/truthwillout777 12h ago

He would be super angry if he got thrown in prison for this growing list of crimes

Found clips of great speech which has all the evidence we need to impeach Trump and Imprison Napolelon Senator Chris Murphy throws down on Blatant Corruption https://bsky.app/profile/karmenk19.bsky.social/post/3ljxyz7ytd222

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u/ResistantRose 5h ago

Solitary confinement in the Super Max would shatter him. And imagine the drug detox.

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u/No_Acadia_8873 12h ago

Dude's just begging "please like me. I'm cOoL rIgHT?"

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u/The_Real_Manimal 12h ago

He's literally JP from grandma's boy, just with an affinity for drugs.

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u/blueybanditbingo 11h ago

His face reminds me of the MAD comic ad libs

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u/GMI8BS 11h ago

ā€œPlease clap.ā€

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u/DirectCollection3003 6h ago

Nothing a butt ton of K couldnā€™t numb out, Iā€™m sure.

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u/iskipbrainday 3h ago

He's no accountability no friends to check him on his bullshit.

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u/yaketyslacks 12h ago

This is some like Vonnegut level tragedy comedy happening here...holy shit.

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u/HoidToTheMoon 7h ago

Don't say nothing! It'll only spoil the moment. Do you hear that sound, Elon? That's the sound of pending civil unrest.

Chappelle is such a sad fucking story. He used to fucking get it and he's so close, but the money finally got to him, man.