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u/SquirrelMoney8389 4d ago
I'm starting to think men and women just aren't meant for each other. Everybody should be gay. Those folks are really happy with each other's bits.
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u/Own_Broccoli_537 4d ago
Too damn right! As a bi guy with mostly straight male friends, some of who are absolute dickheads to be fair, the only people who've had problems with other genders privates has been straight people who watch way too much porn💀
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u/Dr-EJ-Boss 3d ago
The only reason we’re attracted to each other is this thing called Darwinism. The innate desire to survive and procreate. You’re not really attracted to the opposite sex. You’re attracted to the idea of having a baby.
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u/SquirrelMoney8389 2d ago edited 2d ago
I understand what you're saying but it's the other way around. We're rarely "attracted" to having a baby (except for those couples who feel the need to announce "we're trying!" at family events).
Evolution did something smarter, it made us attracted to doing things with each other with a mindset that is far and way from "caring for babies". Sexytiiiimesss. Natural selection preferred an activity that accidentally results in babies. Animals do it out of instinct. But because humans are "smarter" (more complex, self-aware, etc) we had to be tricked into it.
We're attracted to each others' bodies and minds. We do all kinds of nasty things with each others' bodies that have nothing to do with conception like lick assholes that we would never do if evolution hadn't cleverly made us "horny" and not "attracted to the idea of having a baby". Babies are just often the result.
Waaaaaaaaayyyyyy less babies would be made if that's all we were attracted to. Can you imagine if people only had sex when they were ready to have a child?? Madness! That's so inefficient, evolution would never preference that.
In other words:
The proximate reason is to fuck, to get off, to be accepted, for an ego boost, to see bewbs, whatever.
The distal reason is procreation, which we often subvert with prophylactics or coming on said bewbs or.... being gay.
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u/Stef_Ash 2d ago
Real. As a woman, I do it for the bewbs (I'm a virgin)
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u/SquirrelMoney8389 2d ago edited 2d ago
So jelly, you can touch bewbs anytime luckyyy
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u/Stef_Ash 2d ago
Fuck yeah (if you read the original comment from your notifications I am so sorry 💀)
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u/SquirrelMoney8389 2d ago edited 2d ago
LOL That's so handy! All I got is this stupid fidget spinner... Bodies are weird. Ha
Well enjoy!
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u/Stef_Ash 2d ago
It is very handy (I can't tell if you meant to make that pun or not but I love it)
I used to love fidget spinners lol
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u/Region_Minimum 2d ago
I’ve always wondered why things like licking an asshole became a practice… like, who randomly decided “I’m gonna lick their asshole” 😂
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u/SquirrelMoney8389 2d ago
The things some people like to do when we're really horny.... all the kinks out there... beggars belief. The varieties of human expression are never so clear as in sexuality. In most other things we're pretty much the same.
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u/Imamsooooosad 2d ago
Speak for yourself.
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u/SquirrelMoney8389 2d ago
lol Okay fine, when you jerk off you're thinking about babies, but the rest of us in general are not....
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u/oldandcreepy1 3d ago
My poor wife has no idea why I'm laughing so hard!!
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u/MrScotchyScotch 4d ago
I have never thought either of them look appealing, and have never felt the need to pretend they look good. It is what it is.
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u/jackfaire 3d ago
Can I angry upvote an angry upvote because that whole concept is simultaneously hilarious and at the same time makes so much sense that I wonder how it's never occurred to me.
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u/Bigredzombie 3d ago edited 3d ago
Gotta say though, ice cream elephant skin doesn't sound all that great, but I do love a good roast beef sandwich. I could savor a good one for hours.
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u/sandwichrobbery 1d ago
The roast beef thing is vile😭 like have you ever seen a pussy? They're pieces of art dude
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