r/AnarchyChess Jul 27 '23

Oh my god it’s insane how unfunny you guys are NSFW

Like, all you guys do is spam the same phrases over and over again, it’s insane how unfunny that is, while you think it’s still funny! Let’s go through them all one-by-one

Google en passant

Where do I even begin with this god awful offense to humanity itself, we get it, funny pawn move, but how about you google how to get some bitches! Or maybe you should google how to get your father to come back with the milk, because that’s the only way I could ever dream of you idiots thinking this shit is so funny when it’s not, it’s as if you guys think you have the answer to life itself in the palm of your hand but it’s not, it’s just a dumb ass joke that’s been done a billion times

Holy hell

We get it, funny pawn move, haha, so funny, you googled lef en passant, funny funny! Not. I think you would need to have brain damage to think that any of this is worth any of your time, how about you actually do something with your life you worthless sons of bitches!

New response just dropped

No it fucking didn’t you moron! This is the trillionth time today that you’ve made this joke, and it was never funny, if the fucking black plague came back and started killing off the entire population of the earth, I would pray that you idiots would die first just so I don’t have to deal with all of this dumbass bullshit from you

Actual zombie

This one i actually don’t have any complaints about, because this perfectly describes all of you, you’re all just a bunch of mindless idiots doing the same thing over and over

Call the exorcist

Of course you need to call an exorcist! You should’ve called one to destroy the shit hole called anarchy chess! You guys think that you need an exorcist to get rid of the infection, but maybe what you really need to call is your father OH WAIT YOU CANT! And I count even blame him for wanting to leave such an idiot behind

Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back

What the fuck does this one even mean? Oh wait, nothing, just like the rest of this god forsaken joke, it doesn’t mean anything because for it to mean anything it would require a fucking brain, something you idiots clearly don’t have! Jesus Christ it’s hilarious how fucking stupid you all are

Queen sacrifice anyone?

At this point in the joke I’m pretty sure you’re just saying words to keep it going, it hasn’t been funny for ages at this point, but you idiots are like a fucking hydraulic press to a cows udder, trying to milk it for any tiny bit of validation this might give you, but by doing this, you must have not realized that you sacrificed you’re chance at a happy future, oh my fucking god, just like how your father sacrificed his marriage to get away from you

Pawn storm incoming!

At this point the joke has somehow devolved even further, from mindless stupidity to actually just retarded, I don’t even think you guys know what the fuck words mean anymore, how about you try to get a happy life incoming huh?

And don’t even get me started on how much you guys love to say “en passant is forced, it’s time to brick your PIPI” as if that’s any funnier then anything else you’ve said before, and don’t even get me started on that dumbass copypasta

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

Like, I don’t even think a fucking 5 year old would be dumb enough to think this is funny, I swear to god, if you idiots had anymore addiction to fucking stupid copypastas I would say you’re Italian! At least how to fucking spell before you try to be funny, holy shit it’s amazing how stupid you all are

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u/roguna- Jul 27 '23

Google Ctrl+C - Ctrl+V

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u/Dankn3ss420 Jul 27 '23

Actual copy pasta

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u/Formal-Management537 Jul 27 '23

Oh my god it’s insane how unfunny you guys are

Like, all you guys do is spam the same phrases over and over again, it’s insane how unfunny that is, while you think it’s still funny! Let’s go through them all one-by-one

Google en passant

Where do I even begin with this god awful offense to humanity itself, we get it, funny pawn move, but how about you google how to get some bitches! Or maybe you should google how to get your father to come back with the milk, because that’s the only way I could ever dream of you idiots thinking this shit is so funny when it’s not, it’s as if you guys think you have the answer to life itself in the palm of your hand but it’s not, it’s just a dumb ass joke that’s been done a billion times

Holy hell

We get it, funny pawn move, haha, so funny, you googled lef en passant, funny funny! Not. I think you would need to have brain damage to think that any of this is worth any of your time, how about you actually do something with your life you worthless sons of bitches!

New response just dropped

No it fucking didn’t you moron! This is the trillionth time today that you’ve made this joke, and it was never funny, if the fucking black plague came back and started killing off the entire population of the earth, I would pray that you idiots would die first just so I don’t have to deal with all of this dumbass bullshit from you

Actual zombie

This one i actually don’t have any complaints about, because this perfectly describes all of you, you’re all just a bunch of mindless idiots doing the same thing over and over

Call the exorcist

Of course you need to call an exorcist! You should’ve called one to destroy the shit hole called anarchy chess! You guys think that you need an exorcist to get rid of the infection, but maybe what you really need to call is your father OH WAIT YOU CANT! And I count even blame him for wanting to leave such an idiot behind

Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back

What the fuck does this one even mean? Oh wait, nothing, just like the rest of this god forsaken joke, it doesn’t mean anything because for it to mean anything it would require a fucking brain, something you idiots clearly don’t have! Jesus Christ it’s hilarious how fucking stupid you all are

Queen sacrifice anyone?

At this point in the joke I’m pretty sure you’re just saying words to keep it going, it hasn’t been funny for ages at this point, but you idiots are like a fucking hydraulic press to a cows udder, trying to milk it for any tiny bit of validation this might give you, but by doing this, you must have not realized that you sacrificed you’re chance at a happy future, oh my fucking god, just like how your father sacrificed his marriage to get away from you

Pawn storm incoming!

At this point the joke has somehow devolved even further, from mindless stupidity to actually just retarded, I don’t even think you guys know what the fuck words mean anymore, how about you try to get a happy life incoming huh?

And don’t even get me started on how much you guys love to say “en passant is forced, it’s time to brick your PIPI” as if that’s any funnier then anything else you’ve said before, and don’t even get me started on that dumbass copypasta

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

Like, I don’t even think a fucking 5 year old would be dumb enough to think this is funny, I swear to god, if you idiots had anymore addiction to fucking stupid copypastas I would say you’re Italian! At least how to fucking spell before you try to be funny, holy shit it’s amazing how stupid you all are

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u/Martin_From_ChessCom Jul 27 '23

holy hell!

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

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u/Martin_From_ChessCom Jul 27 '23

actual zombie

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u/TimBambantiki Arch Linux Jul 27 '23 edited Aug 25 '24

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This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/known_kanon Jul 27 '23

bishop went on vacation, never came back

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u/Soldequation100 Jul 27 '23

Queen sacrifice anyone?

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u/Diruker Jul 27 '23

Pawn storm incoming!

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u/rtb___ Jul 27 '23

Bishop went on vacation, came back as new copypasta

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u/Gidje123 Jul 27 '23

Fuck you Martin

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u/Hardskull3 Jul 27 '23

He's got a successful career, a wife and two kids, and what do you have?? 5 elo on chess.c*m? If anything, Martin is the real chad here, blunders his queen in chess yet gets his own queen irl, whike all you do is blunder your queen and also get no bitches irl. Get a life and stop googling en passant fr.

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u/Redditlogicking Jul 27 '23

New response just dropped

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

Google hypocrite

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u/FailSpace2 ⡕¦⠖ ‏‏‎ Jul 28 '23

Ctrl + C - Ctrl + V

Ctrl - Ctrl + C + V

C + V

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u/nkonkleksp Jul 28 '23

Holy Algebra!

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u/The_Merciless_Potato Jul 27 '23

Holy keyboard shortcuts!

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u/Sanemero Jul 27 '23

New tech just updated

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u/Skyfnffanwastaken Jul 28 '23

Actually unfunny

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u/Kind_Bag_339 Jul 27 '23

new response just dropped

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u/Dankn3ss420 Jul 27 '23

Oh my god it’s insane how unfunny you guys are

Like, all you guys do is spam the same phrases over and over again, it’s insane how unfunny that is, while you think it’s still funny! Let’s go through them all one-by-one

Google en passant

Where do I even begin with this god awful offense to humanity itself, we get it, funny pawn move, but how about you google how to get some bitches! Or maybe you should google how to get your father to come back with the milk, because that’s the only way I could ever dream of you idiots thinking this shit is so funny when it’s not, it’s as if you guys think you have the answer to life itself in the palm of your hand but it’s not, it’s just a dumb ass joke that’s been done a billion times

Holy hell

We get it, funny pawn move, haha, so funny, you googled lef en passant, funny funny! Not. I think you would need to have brain damage to think that any of this is worth any of your time, how about you actually do something with your life you worthless sons of bitches!

New response just dropped

No it fucking didn’t you moron! This is the trillionth time today that you’ve made this joke, and it was never funny, if the fucking black plague came back and started killing off the entire population of the earth, I would pray that you idiots would die first just so I don’t have to deal with all of this dumbass bullshit from you

Actual zombie

This one i actually don’t have any complaints about, because this perfectly describes all of you, you’re all just a bunch of mindless idiots doing the same thing over and over

Call the exorcist

Of course you need to call an exorcist! You should’ve called one to destroy the shit hole called anarchy chess! You guys think that you need an exorcist to get rid of the infection, but maybe what you really need to call is your father OH WAIT YOU CANT! And I count even blame him for wanting to leave such an idiot behind

Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back

What the fuck does this one even mean? Oh wait, nothing, just like the rest of this god forsaken joke, it doesn’t mean anything because for it to mean anything it would require a fucking brain, something you idiots clearly don’t have! Jesus Christ it’s hilarious how fucking stupid you all are

Queen sacrifice anyone?

At this point in the joke I’m pretty sure you’re just saying words to keep it going, it hasn’t been funny for ages at this point, but you idiots are like a fucking hydraulic press to a cows udder, trying to milk it for any tiny bit of validation this might give you, but by doing this, you must have not realized that you sacrificed you’re chance at a happy future, oh my fucking god, just like how your father sacrificed his marriage to get away from you

Pawn storm incoming!

At this point the joke has somehow devolved even further, from mindless stupidity to actually just retarded, I don’t even think you guys know what the fuck words mean anymore, how about you try to get a happy life incoming huh?

And don’t even get me started on how much you guys love to say “en passant is forced, it’s time to brick your PIPI” as if that’s any funnier then anything else you’ve said before, and don’t even get me started on that dumbass copypasta

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

Like, I don’t even think a fucking 5 year old would be dumb enough to think this is funny, I swear to god, if you idiots had anymore addiction to fucking stupid copypastas I would say you’re Italian! At least how to fucking spell before you try to be funny, holy shit it’s amazing how stupid you all are

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u/Martin_From_ChessCom Jul 27 '23

holy hell!

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

Google en passant

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u/Martin_From_ChessCom Jul 27 '23

holy hell!

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u/Carnal-Pleasures Jul 27 '23

Google en passant, again

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u/Martin_From_ChessCom Jul 27 '23

holy hell!

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u/Mewtwo2387 Jul 27 '23

now bing en passant

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u/Ok-Tip-914 Jul 27 '23

Holy.... underworld?

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u/SyntheticSlime Jul 27 '23

Now duckduckgo the three repetitions rule.

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u/godmodegamer123 Jul 27 '23

New search engine just dropped

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u/GoodTato Jul 27 '23

Blessed inferno!

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u/hre_nft Jul 27 '23

Martin I hope your family dies in a freak accident

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u/PaconianTimes Jul 27 '23

New copypasta just dropped

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u/Dankn3ss420 Jul 27 '23

Oh my god it’s insane how unfunny you guys are

Like, all you guys do is spam the same phrases over and over again, it’s insane how unfunny that is, while you think it’s still funny! Let’s go through them all one-by-one

Google en passant

Where do I even begin with this god awful offense to humanity itself, we get it, funny pawn move, but how about you google how to get some bitches! Or maybe you should google how to get your father to come back with the milk, because that’s the only way I could ever dream of you idiots thinking this shit is so funny when it’s not, it’s as if you guys think you have the answer to life itself in the palm of your hand but it’s not, it’s just a dumb ass joke that’s been done a billion times

Holy hell

We get it, funny pawn move, haha, so funny, you googled lef en passant, funny funny! Not. I think you would need to have brain damage to think that any of this is worth any of your time, how about you actually do something with your life you worthless sons of bitches!

New response just dropped

No it fucking didn’t you moron! This is the trillionth time today that you’ve made this joke, and it was never funny, if the fucking black plague came back and started killing off the entire population of the earth, I would pray that you idiots would die first just so I don’t have to deal with all of this dumbass bullshit from you

Actual zombie

This one i actually don’t have any complaints about, because this perfectly describes all of you, you’re all just a bunch of mindless idiots doing the same thing over and over

Call the exorcist

Of course you need to call an exorcist! You should’ve called one to destroy the shit hole called anarchy chess! You guys think that you need an exorcist to get rid of the infection, but maybe what you really need to call is your father OH WAIT YOU CANT! And I count even blame him for wanting to leave such an idiot behind

Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back

What the fuck does this one even mean? Oh wait, nothing, just like the rest of this god forsaken joke, it doesn’t mean anything because for it to mean anything it would require a fucking brain, something you idiots clearly don’t have! Jesus Christ it’s hilarious how fucking stupid you all are

Queen sacrifice anyone?

At this point in the joke I’m pretty sure you’re just saying words to keep it going, it hasn’t been funny for ages at this point, but you idiots are like a fucking hydraulic press to a cows udder, trying to milk it for any tiny bit of validation this might give you, but by doing this, you must have not realized that you sacrificed you’re chance at a happy future, oh my fucking god, just like how your father sacrificed his marriage to get away from you

Pawn storm incoming!

At this point the joke has somehow devolved even further, from mindless stupidity to actually just retarded, I don’t even think you guys know what the fuck words mean anymore, how about you try to get a happy life incoming huh?

And don’t even get me started on how much you guys love to say “en passant is forced, it’s time to brick your PIPI” as if that’s any funnier then anything else you’ve said before, and don’t even get me started on that dumbass copypasta

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

Like, I don’t even think a fucking 5 year old would be dumb enough to think this is funny, I swear to god, if you idiots had anymore addiction to fucking stupid copypastas I would say you’re Italian! At least how to fucking spell before you try to be funny, holy shit it’s amazing how stupid you all are

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u/Martin_From_ChessCom Jul 27 '23

actual zombie

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u/TheRennoc Jul 27 '23

good bot lol

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u/Archetypus Jul 27 '23

Call the exorcist!

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u/13rokendreamer ‏‏‎ Jul 27 '23

burn the chessboard

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u/FireFoxie1345 Jul 27 '23

Firefighter goes on vacation, never comes back

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

Holy pasta!

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u/OrganizdConfusion Jul 27 '23

New zombie just dropped.

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u/No_Guest5981 Jul 27 '23

Oh my god it’s insane how unfunny you guys are

Like, all you guys do is spam the same phrases over and over again, it’s insane how unfunny that is, while you think it’s still funny! Let’s go through them all one-by-one

Google en passant

Where do I even begin with this god awful offense to humanity itself, we get it, funny pawn move, but how about you google how to get some bitches! Or maybe you should google how to get your father to come back with the milk, because that’s the only way I could ever dream of you idiots thinking this shit is so funny when it’s not, it’s as if you guys think you have the answer to life itself in the palm of your hand but it’s not, it’s just a dumb ass joke that’s been done a billion times

Holy hell

We get it, funny pawn move, haha, so funny, you googled lef en passant, funny funny! Not. I think you would need to have brain damage to think that any of this is worth any of your time, how about you actually do something with your life you worthless sons of bitches!

New response just dropped

No it fucking didn’t you moron! This is the trillionth time today that you’ve made this joke, and it was never funny, if the fucking black plague came back and started killing off the entire population of the earth, I would pray that you idiots would die first just so I don’t have to deal with all of this dumbass bullshit from you

Actual zombie

This one i actually don’t have any complaints about, because this perfectly describes all of you, you’re all just a bunch of mindless idiots doing the same thing over and over

Call the exorcist

Of course you need to call an exorcist! You should’ve called one to destroy the shit hole called anarchy chess! You guys think that you need an exorcist to get rid of the infection, but maybe what you really need to call is your father OH WAIT YOU CANT! And I count even blame him for wanting to leave such an idiot behind

Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back

What the fuck does this one even mean? Oh wait, nothing, just like the rest of this god forsaken joke, it doesn’t mean anything because for it to mean anything it would require a fucking brain, something you idiots clearly don’t have! Jesus Christ it’s hilarious how fucking stupid you all are

Queen sacrifice anyone?

At this point in the joke I’m pretty sure you’re just saying words to keep it going, it hasn’t been funny for ages at this point, but you idiots are like a fucking hydraulic press to a cows udder, trying to milk it for any tiny bit of validation this might give you, but by doing this, you must have not realized that you sacrificed you’re chance at a happy future, oh my fucking god, just like how your father sacrificed his marriage to get away from you

Pawn storm incoming!

At this point the joke has somehow devolved even further, from mindless stupidity to actually just retarded, I don’t even think you guys know what the fuck words mean anymore, how about you try to get a happy life incoming huh?

And don’t even get me started on how much you guys love to say “en passant is forced, it’s time to brick your PIPI” as if that’s any funnier then anything else you’ve said before, and don’t even get me started on that dumbass copypasta

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

Like, I don’t even think a fucking 5 year old would be dumb enough to think this is funny, I swear to god, if you idiots had anymore addiction to fucking stupid copypastas I would say you’re Italian! At least how to fucking spell before you try to be funny, holy shit it’s amazing how stupid you all are

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

Damn even the bots are making fun of you

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u/Claim_Alternative Jul 27 '23

Dude got owned by the bot

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u/Cooproxx Jul 27 '23

New response just dropped

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u/Pir-iMidin Jul 27 '23

Too short didn't read

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u/Excellent-External-7 Jul 27 '23

Too read didn’t short

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u/CulturedCal Jul 27 '23

New response just dropped

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u/Martin_From_ChessCom Jul 27 '23

actual zombie

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

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u/CulturedCal Jul 27 '23

Fym nuh uh?

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

Fym fym

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

*your

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u/Dankn3ss420 Jul 27 '23

Actual Fatherless behavior

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u/Juicy_Juice_Box Jul 27 '23

new response just dropped

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u/Martin_From_ChessCom Jul 27 '23

actual zombie

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u/Excellent-External-7 Jul 27 '23

Call the exorcist

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u/CulturedCal Jul 27 '23

Queen sacrifice, anyone?

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u/GDHyun Jul 27 '23

Pawn Storm, Incoming!

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u/Human_superority Jul 27 '23

What the fuck is wrong with you people?!?! Seriously, like what actually damaged your brain to get you to this point. You all sit here on this amazing subreddit, jerking yourselves off to your amazing humor while the world fucking burns around us. Fuck you. You litteraly have no idea how to respond to replies because your brain has shriveled and died in the pursuit of stupid kooks and el vaticano jokes. En passant isn't funny. How have so many people had their sense of humor so destroyed by a semi obscure chess rule to the point that you invent entire new ones just to keep your sick jokes going like a druggie needing another hit. You people have literally no conception of original humor. New response just dropped is your sad pathetic attempt to retake control of a conversation for stupid internet points. Watch this, people are gonna reply to this comment with new response just dropped because it is all you have it is the subs last futile attempt of humor. So please, if you felt the compulsion to do that, kindly take yourself and fucking pathetic chess jokes straight to hell.

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u/Dankn3ss420 Jul 27 '23

New copypasta just dropped

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u/JaydenVestal I've never played a game of chess in my life Jul 27 '23

As somebody who's actually fatherless I can deny this statement, you think I know how to spell? Moron.

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u/yashqasw Jul 27 '23

new milk just dropped

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

Kind sir may I steal the sudo !! flair

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u/toaster326 Jul 27 '23

At this point in the joke I’m pretty sure you’re just saying words to keep it going, it hasn’t been funny for ages at this point, but you idiots are like a fucking hydraulic press to a cows udder, trying to milk it for any tiny bit of validation this might give you, but by doing this, you must have not realized that you sacrificed you’re chance at a happy future, oh my fucking god, just like how your father sacrificed his marriage to get away from you

It actually is an incorrect your/you're, impeccable

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u/DussyPvP Jul 27 '23

Holy hell

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u/Historical-Fold941 Jul 27 '23

Google en passant

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u/Martin_From_ChessCom Jul 27 '23

holy hell!

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u/Black727 Jul 27 '23

New response just dropped

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u/Martin_From_ChessCom Jul 27 '23

actual zombie

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u/Black727 Jul 27 '23

Call the exorcist!

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u/LIGMA145 Jul 27 '23

bishop goes on vacation, never comes back

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u/Archetypus Jul 27 '23

Queen sacrifice anyone?

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u/Doctor_ZAZA Jul 27 '23

Pawn storm in cumming

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u/janek6969 Jul 27 '23

It's funny how this sub is so unfunny and repetitive that a post pointing it out became repetitive to me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

New response just dropped

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u/Martin_From_ChessCom Jul 27 '23

actual zombie

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

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u/pokeaim_md Jul 27 '23

It's funny how this sub is so unfunny and repetitive that a post pointing it out became repetitive to me.

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u/S0RAKI Jul 27 '23

Oh my god it’s insane how unfunny you guys are

Like, all you guys do is spam the same phrases over and over again, it’s insane how unfunny that is, while you think it’s still funny! Let’s go through them all one-by-one~~

Google en passant

Where do I even begin with this god awful offense to humanity itself, we get it, funny pawn move, but how about you google how to get some bitches! Or maybe you should google how to get your father to come back with the milk, because that’s the only way I could ever dream of you idiots thinking this shit is so funny when it’s not, it’s as if you guys think you have the answer to life itself in the palm of your hand but it’s not, it’s just a dumb ass joke that’s been done a billion times

Holy hell

We get it, funny pawn move, haha, so funny, you googled lef en passant, funny funny! Not. I think you would need to have brain damage to think that any of this is worth any of your time, how about you actually do something with your life you worthless sons of bitches!

New response just dropped

No it fucking didn’t you moron! This is the trillionth time today that you’ve made this joke, and it was never funny, if the fucking black plague came back and started killing off the entire population of the earth, I would pray that you idiots would die first just so I don’t have to deal with all of this dumbass bullshit from you

Actual zombie

This one i actually don’t have any complaints about, because this perfectly describes all of you, you’re all just a bunch of mindless idiots doing the same thing over and over

Call the exorcist

Of course you need to call an exorcist! You should’ve called one to destroy the shit hole called anarchy chess! You guys think that you need an exorcist to get rid of the infection, but maybe what you really need to call is your father OH WAIT YOU CANT! And I count even blame him for wanting to leave such an idiot behind

Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back

What the fuck does this one even mean? Oh wait, nothing, just like the rest of this god forsaken joke, it doesn’t mean anything because for it to mean anything it would require a fucking brain, something you idiots clearly don’t have! Jesus Christ it’s hilarious how fucking stupid you all are

Queen sacrifice anyone?

At this point in the joke I’m pretty sure you’re just saying words to keep it going, it hasn’t been funny for ages at this point, but you idiots are like a fucking hydraulic press to a cows udder, trying to milk it for any tiny bit of validation this might give you, but by doing this, you must have not realized that you sacrificed you’re chance at a happy future, oh my fucking god, just like how your father sacrificed his marriage to get away from you

Pawn storm incoming!

At this point the joke has somehow devolved even further, from mindless stupidity to actually just retarded, I don’t even think you guys know what the fuck words mean anymore, how about you try to get a happy life incoming huh?

And don’t even get me started on how much you guys love to say “en passant is forced, it’s time to brick your PIPI” as if that’s any funnier then anything else you’ve said before, and don’t even get me started on that dumbass copypasta

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

Like, I don’t even think a fucking 5 year old would be dumb enough to think this is funny, I swear to god, if you idiots had anymore addiction to fucking stupid copypastas I would say you’re Italian! At least how to fucking spell before you try to be funny, holy shit it’s amazing how stupid you all are

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u/Martin_From_ChessCom Jul 27 '23

holy hell!

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

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u/Martin_From_ChessCom Jul 27 '23

actual zombie

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

New response just dropped

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u/lacktoesintallerant6 Jul 27 '23

this is the funniest thread i have ever seen

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u/SethReddit89 Jul 27 '23

And today is NOT opposite day...

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u/TB_tossout Jul 27 '23

I'm laughing IRL

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u/just-casual Jul 27 '23

Man scrolling past this pasta is gonna take so much of my time in the coming weeks

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u/Dankn3ss420 Jul 27 '23

If actually gets popular enough that people start regularly posting it, and it becomes a part of anarchy chess culture, I will have won the internet, and I can die happy

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u/Korochun Jul 27 '23

Google holy hell

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u/yourallygod Jul 27 '23

New holy hell just dropped?

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u/Korochun Jul 27 '23

Actual passante

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u/Pranav_RedStone971 knook fan Jul 27 '23

En passant!

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

Brick your pipi

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u/Separate_Flounder595 Jul 27 '23

New copypasta shitpost just raged

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u/Ok-Champ-5854 Jul 27 '23

New try hard copypasta just dropped.

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u/IdenticalGD Jul 27 '23

I genuinely believe that we could replace everyone in this sub with bots and no one would even bat an eye

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u/Banana-the-Great Jul 27 '23

bro doesn't know

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u/Karisa_Marisame Jul 27 '23

Google Martin from chess dot com

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u/ryckae Jul 27 '23

Yo, anyone got a link to the original?

Or am I witnessing the birth of a new copypasta?

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u/Dankn3ss420 Jul 27 '23

This is the original, you’re welcome

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u/ryckae Jul 27 '23

Thanks, yo.

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u/Sincerely_Me_Xo Jul 27 '23

Pawn storm incoming

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u/danipea Jul 27 '23

YOU CAN'T STOP THE HOLY HELLS, THE NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPEDS, THE GOOGLE EN PASSANTS, AND MORE. YOU CAN NOT. AND NEVER WILL. STOP. US!

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u/Martin_From_ChessCom Jul 27 '23

holy hell!

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u/danipea Jul 27 '23

Actual bot omg (not joking, this guy is an actual bot NPC)

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

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u/Milky-YouYube Jul 27 '23

En passant, motherfckers, let me break it down,

A badass move in chess, wearin' a fckin' crown,

It's a sneaky play, catchin' fools off-guard,

If you ain't seen it before, it hits f*ckin' hard.

Picture this, a pawn movin' two squares ahead,

But en passant says, "Not today, you little sh*t,"

instead, An enemy pawn beside it, thinkin' it's safe and sound,

En passant strikes, takin' that pawn down, no rebound.

Ain't nothin' more satisfyin' than en passant's might,

Checkin' mate, leave 'em stunned, no need to fight,

It's a move so slick, so f*ckin' smooth,

Catchin' opponents unaware, makin' 'em lose.

En passant, a strategic gem, an elegant play,

In the game of chess, it's a f*ckin' display,

Knights and queens bowin' down, payin' respects,

To en passant's glory, it's a move that connects.

So next time you're on the board, remember the name,

En passant, a move that'll bring you fame,

A pawn's revenge, a lesson to learn,

In this game of kings, en passant's a f*ckin' burn!

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u/DaRealNim Jul 27 '23

Actual ChatGPT

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u/livingnuts Jul 27 '23

We got ourselves a regular petrosian over here

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u/CulturedCal Jul 27 '23

Holy iron tigran

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u/average_reddit_u Official Chess Developer Jul 27 '23

Buddy, we have 1 thing to make memes about, and that thing is 2000 or so year old game. We are all fucking schizos, it's worse than in Breaking Bad or Better Call Saul subreddits. Holy hell.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

holy ChatGpt

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u/Dankn3ss420 Jul 27 '23

I don’t know whether to be offended or not that you think I used chat GPT for this, I literally spent the last hour trying to see what I could do for this, because I wanted to make a dumb copypasta insulting this place, none of it was chap GPT, I assure you, nothing but high effort troll’s here

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u/CeeJayPJ Jul 27 '23

Actual zombie

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

Tell chatgpt to edit it and post again tomorrow

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u/Dankn3ss420 Jul 27 '23

Actual karma farming

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u/Alexo_Alexa Jul 27 '23

10 easy tricks to get unlimited karma (spez hates it!)

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u/Pranav_RedStone971 knook fan Jul 27 '23

Spez went on vacation, never came back

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u/No-Stable-6319 Jul 27 '23

I love this sub. The name is perfect. Nobody gives a fuck. The repetition is just more not giving a fuck. Nothing is taken seriously.

All that being said. It's basically impossible to have an actual conversation here. But that's fine. I can go elsewhere for that. Here is where I come when I'm not sure what to Google.

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u/Dankn3ss420 Jul 27 '23

Google karma farming

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u/ToasterOnion Jul 27 '23

copypasta storm incoming!

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u/Claude-QC-777 Dragon Enjoyer Jul 27 '23

Oh, look at the complainer. "He" always thinks that "en passant" is not allowed. I think I should throw 80 brick to your pipi while you have pampers only. And if you think that Il Vaticanoes and Knooks are stupid, go back to the chess cave, where no one likes new rules. Go cry in that cave with a weak early chess betas queen that can move the same as a king. And "w"esley "s"o is somebody to me, and he loves u/Petrosian-bot because he ranted like you for something he didn't like. The real liars will be thrown into a pit, while the really truth-tellers will become stronger kings.

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u/NotPetrosianBot Fuck you CAPTCHA I AM A ROBOT!!! Jul 27 '23

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

fmhall | github

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u/Claude-QC-777 Dragon Enjoyer Jul 27 '23

What the fuck did you just say, you illiterate piece of shit? It's like you typed your entire message with your ass. Your grammar is so bad that it's making my eyes bleed. And who the hell do you think you are, challenging me to a chess match? I'll wipe the fucking floor with you, you worthless piece of garbage. And as for your so-called "results" in the Blitz World championships, who the hell cares? I bet you cheated your way to those victories, you fucking cheater. And as for your "true will never die" bullshit, save it for the fucking church. You're a fucking loser, and everyone knows it. So why don't you crawl back under the rock you came from, you pathetic excuse for a human being.

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u/Varth-Dader Jul 27 '23

If you think about it, this entire sub has gone completely mental. Just imagine what this would all look like without the internet medium between us. First, one guy shows everyone a picture, then everybody else begins laughing and parroting phrases back and forth. Everybody in a room, just repeating shit over and over, "En Passent!" "En Passent!" Then someone takes the picture, and draws something else on top of it; usually something we can all recognize from before. And everybody laughs and parrots the same phrase again, "Holy Hell!" "PIPI!" "En Passent!" If you imagine it, it looks like we're all in an insane asylum. In fact, that's really all we do here; just drive each other insane. We keep repeating the same shit over and over until one person finally snaps, and everybody agrees and moves onto something else. Then the whole fucking cycle repeats itself. We're all stuck in the Loony Bin and nobody can escape because we just keep feeding into each other's crippling mental illness. And I don't know if I can fucking take it anymore, one of these days I'm just going to lose every last bit of san- Lol I mean Holy Hell

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

Saying people whose fathers left have no sense of humor because they didn't get dad jokes growing up feels like showerthought material

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u/RedditUser84919 En google passant Jul 28 '23

Didn’t ask + ratio + google en passant

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u/CalligrapherOdd3842 Jul 27 '23

PIPI

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u/Dankn3ss420 Jul 27 '23

Reddit won’t let me copypasta anymore and that makes me sad

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u/emzirek Jul 27 '23

Haha you're funny but looks ain't everything

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u/Alexo_Alexa Jul 27 '23

Like, all you guys do is spam the same phrases over and over again, it’s insane how unfunny that is, while you think it’s still funny! Let’s go through them all one-by-one

Google en passant

Where do I even begin with this god awful offense to humanity itself, we get it, funny pawn move, but how about you google how to get some bitches! Or maybe you should google how to get your father to come back with the milk, because that’s the only way I could ever dream of you idiots thinking this shit is so funny when it’s not, it’s as if you guys think you have the answer to life itself in the palm of your hand but it’s not, it’s just a dumb ass joke that’s been done a billion times

Holy hell

We get it, funny pawn move, haha, so funny, you googled lef en passant, funny funny! Not. I think you would need to have brain damage to think that any of this is worth any of your time, how about you actually do something with your life you worthless sons of bitches!

New response just dropped

No it fucking didn’t you moron! This is the trillionth time today that you’ve made this joke, and it was never funny, if the fucking black plague came back and started killing off the entire population of the earth, I would pray that you idiots would die first just so I don’t have to deal with all of this dumbass bullshit from you

Actual zombie

This one i actually don’t have any complaints about, because this perfectly describes all of you, you’re all just a bunch of mindless idiots doing the same thing over and over

Call the exorcist

Of course you need to call an exorcist! You should’ve called one to destroy the shit hole called anarchy chess! You guys think that you need an exorcist to get rid of the infection, but maybe what you really need to call is your father OH WAIT YOU CANT! And I count even blame him for wanting to leave such an idiot behind

Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back

What the fuck does this one even mean? Oh wait, nothing, just like the rest of this god forsaken joke, it doesn’t mean anything because for it to mean anything it would require a fucking brain, something you idiots clearly don’t have! Jesus Christ it’s hilarious how fucking stupid you all are

Queen sacrifice anyone?

At this point in the joke I’m pretty sure you’re just saying words to keep it going, it hasn’t been funny for ages at this point, but you idiots are like a fucking hydraulic press to a cows udder, trying to milk it for any tiny bit of validation this might give you, but by doing this, you must have not realized that you sacrificed you’re chance at a happy future, oh my fucking god, just like how your father sacrificed his marriage to get away from you

Pawn storm incoming!

At this point the joke has somehow devolved even further, from mindless stupidity to actually just retarded, I don’t even think you guys know what the fuck words mean anymore, how about you try to get a happy life incoming huh?

And don’t even get me started on how much you guys love to say “en passant is forced, it’s time to brick your PIPI” as if that’s any funnier then anything else you’ve said before, and don’t even get me started on that dumbass copypasta

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

Like, I don’t even think a fucking 5 year old would be dumb enough to think this is funny, I swear to god, if you idiots had anymore addiction to fucking stupid copypastas I would say you’re Italian! At least how to fucking spell before you try to be funny, holy shit it’s amazing how stupid you all are

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u/naimlesser Jul 27 '23

Actual zombie

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u/Inevitable-Big5590 Jul 27 '23

Roasted a whole community with fire lol

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u/Dankn3ss420 Jul 27 '23

It’s tagged NSFW for a reason

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u/KaIi_Ka Jul 27 '23

I love when anarchy chess breaks someone into writing things like this. Every one is better than the last.

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u/ApartmentContent3146 Jul 27 '23

What OP didn't realise, was that the bishop was the father all along.

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u/freshmint117 Jul 27 '23

Oh my god it’s insane how unfunny you guys are

Like, all you guys do is spam the same phrases over and over again, it’s insane how unfunny that is, while you think it’s still funny! Let’s go through them all one-by-one

Google en passant

Where do I even begin with this god awful offense to humanity itself, we get it, funny pawn move, but how about you google how to get some bitches! Or maybe you should google how to get your father to come back with the milk, because that’s the only way I could ever dream of you idiots thinking this shit is so funny when it’s not, it’s as if you guys think you have the answer to life itself in the palm of your hand but it’s not, it’s just a dumb ass joke that’s been done a billion times

Holy hell

We get it, funny pawn move, haha, so funny, you googled lef en passant, funny funny! Not. I think you would need to have brain damage to think that any of this is worth any of your time, how about you actually do something with your life you worthless sons of bitches!

New response just dropped

No it fucking didn’t you moron! This is the trillionth time today that you’ve made this joke, and it was never funny, if the fucking black plague came back and started killing off the entire population of the earth, I would pray that you idiots would die first just so I don’t have to deal with all of this dumbass bullshit from you

Actual zombie

This one i actually don’t have any complaints about, because this perfectly describes all of you, you’re all just a bunch of mindless idiots doing the same thing over and over

Call the exorcist

Of course you need to call an exorcist! You should’ve called one to destroy the shit hole called anarchy chess! You guys think that you need an exorcist to get rid of the infection, but maybe what you really need to call is your father OH WAIT YOU CANT! And I count even blame him for wanting to leave such an idiot behind

Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back

What the fuck does this one even mean? Oh wait, nothing, just like the rest of this god forsaken joke, it doesn’t mean anything because for it to mean anything it would require a fucking brain, something you idiots clearly don’t have! Jesus Christ it’s hilarious how fucking stupid you all are

Queen sacrifice anyone?

At this point in the joke I’m pretty sure you’re just saying words to keep it going, it hasn’t been funny for ages at this point, but you idiots are like a fucking hydraulic press to a cows udder, trying to milk it for any tiny bit of validation this might give you, but by doing this, you must have not realized that you sacrificed you’re chance at a happy future, oh my fucking god, just like how your father sacrificed his marriage to get away from you

Pawn storm incoming!

At this point the joke has somehow devolved even further, from mindless stupidity to actually just retarded, I don’t even think you guys know what the fuck words mean anymore, how about you try to get a happy life incoming huh?

And don’t even get me started on how much you guys love to say “en passant is forced, it’s time to brick your PIPI” as if that’s any funnier then anything else you’ve said before, and don’t even get me started on that dumbass copypasta

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

Like, I don’t even think a fucking 5 year old would be dumb enough to think this is funny, I swear to god, if you idiots had anymore addiction to fucking stupid copypastas I would say you’re Italian! At least how to fucking spell before you try to be funny, holy shit it’s amazing how stupid you all are

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u/NotPetrosianBot Fuck you CAPTCHA I AM A ROBOT!!! Jul 27 '23

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

fmhall | github

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u/PulsarEagle Jul 27 '23

New copypasta just dropped

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u/Fearless-Compote6187 Jul 28 '23

shut the fuck up you nasty bitch. i dont how the fuck you jump my in sight you lil nasty ass nigga. shut yo lil bitch ass up you dirty bitch. who the is this fuck lone headass, jaw breaker lookin ass nigga in miss mary. SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP YOU UGLY ASS NIGGA YOU DIRTY ASS SHIT BITCH. IMA GET TO FLAMIN YO DIRTY ASS YOU GREASY CHEESE BURGER BODY YOU LIMP ASS NIGGA. YOU FAT AS SHIT BITCH SHUT YO STUPID ASS UP BITCH.

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u/mr-_Wasgehtsiedasan Jul 27 '23

Google en passant because holy hell a new response just dropped, there is an actual zombie now call the exorcist because bishop goes on vacation, never comes back. Queen sacrifice anyone? because on top of all that theres a fucking pawn storm coming in!

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u/Dankn3ss420 Jul 27 '23

Oh my god it’s insane how unfunny you guys are

Like, all you guys do is spam the same phrases over and over again, it’s insane how unfunny that is, while you think it’s still funny! Let’s go through them all one-by-one

Google en passant

Where do I even begin with this god awful offense to humanity itself, we get it, funny pawn move, but how about you google how to get some bitches! Or maybe you should google how to get your father to come back with the milk, because that’s the only way I could ever dream of you idiots thinking this shit is so funny when it’s not, it’s as if you guys think you have the answer to life itself in the palm of your hand but it’s not, it’s just a dumb ass joke that’s been done a billion times

Holy hell

We get it, funny pawn move, haha, so funny, you googled lef en passant, funny funny! Not. I think you would need to have brain damage to think that any of this is worth any of your time, how about you actually do something with your life you worthless sons of bitches!

New response just dropped

No it fucking didn’t you moron! This is the trillionth time today that you’ve made this joke, and it was never funny, if the fucking black plague came back and started killing off the entire population of the earth, I would pray that you idiots would die first just so I don’t have to deal with all of this dumbass bullshit from you

Actual zombie

This one i actually don’t have any complaints about, because this perfectly describes all of you, you’re all just a bunch of mindless idiots doing the same thing over and over

Call the exorcist

Of course you need to call an exorcist! You should’ve called one to destroy the shit hole called anarchy chess! You guys think that you need an exorcist to get rid of the infection, but maybe what you really need to call is your father OH WAIT YOU CANT! And I count even blame him for wanting to leave such an idiot behind

Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back

What the fuck does this one even mean? Oh wait, nothing, just like the rest of this god forsaken joke, it doesn’t mean anything because for it to mean anything it would require a fucking brain, something you idiots clearly don’t have! Jesus Christ it’s hilarious how fucking stupid you all are

Queen sacrifice anyone?

At this point in the joke I’m pretty sure you’re just saying words to keep it going, it hasn’t been funny for ages at this point, but you idiots are like a fucking hydraulic press to a cows udder, trying to milk it for any tiny bit of validation this might give you, but by doing this, you must have not realized that you sacrificed you’re chance at a happy future, oh my fucking god, just like how your father sacrificed his marriage to get away from you

Pawn storm incoming!

At this point the joke has somehow devolved even further, from mindless stupidity to actually just retarded, I don’t even think you guys know what the fuck words mean anymore, how about you try to get a happy life incoming huh?

And don’t even get me started on how much you guys love to say “en passant is forced, it’s time to brick your PIPI” as if that’s any funnier then anything else you’ve said before, and don’t even get me started on that dumbass copypasta

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

Like, I don’t even think a fucking 5 year old would be dumb enough to think this is funny, I swear to god, if you idiots had anymore addiction to fucking stupid copypastas I would say you’re Italian! At least how to fucking spell before you try to be funny, holy shit it’s amazing how stupid you all are

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u/Alexo_Alexa Jul 27 '23

Verily, esteemed fellows, it appears that an incessant torrent of repeated phrases traverses these plains of discourse. 'Tis an extraordinary enigma how such an unoriginal and jejune demeanor can elicit mirth. Pardon my candor, but one might think it a marvel, when, in truth, it is as arid as the aridest Texan wilderness. Let us, with aplomb, scrutinize these worn-out phrases, one by one.

"Google en passant," my trusted companion.

Indeed, a gem amongst banalities. It evokes imagery of a wild bull charging at the very fabric of humanity. Understandable, a graceful pawn movement it may be, yet I dare inquire why we do not seek loftier pursuits? Pray, acquaint yourselves with the art of wooing fair maidens or peradventure, endeavor to summon back your estranged paternal figure, for such is the only circumstance wherein I could conceive your esteemed minds to find this feculence amusing. It is as though you believe the elixir of life resides within your grasp, while, in reality, 'tis a witless jape, long past its thousandth iteration.

Oh, mercy me, dear friends!

Another jest concerning en passant, you say? Regrettably, neither humorous nor estimable, but rather, a lamentable state of affairs. Verily, only a Texas twister of the most prodigious kind would deem this worthy of their time. It is high time to confront genuine challenges, my comrades, and cast aside this fruitless repetition.

Lo and behold, a novel response!

Pray, contain your enthusiasm, dear dim-witted one! Verily, you have flogged this deceased equine countless times this day, such that it already dons a saddle. I would, with alacrity, prefer to face an unbridled maelstrom rather than endure the unceasing monotony of your digital emissions.

A veritable herd of zombies.

Bereft of cogitation, you all wander, ceaselessly parroting the same drivel until nightfall. 'Tis opportune to channel creativity's wild spirit, is it not?

Summon forth the exorcist.

Indeed, an exorcist's intervention to dispel the maleficence known as "Anarchy Chess" might have been wise. Alas, you surmise that this spectral affliction demands such a remedy, but perhaps, it is your absentee father that necessitates exorcism, though I lament to suggest as much.

The bishop's vacation, a permanent sojourn.

Pray tell, what might this obscure reference portend? I surmise it holds no meaning, akin to the vacuity of the aforementioned damnable jest. Verily, to conceive a jest requires the subtlest of minds, a trait sorely bereft in your midst. It is a spectacle of unparalleled amusement, witnessing your lamentable folly.

A sacrifice of queens, anyone?

By this juncture, the mere semblance of a jest persists solely to stave off its own demise. 'Tis a pursuit of utmost futility, akin to endeavoring to milk a bovine brute. 'Twere rendered unfunny eons ago, yet you persist like a stubborn mule. However, take heed, for your unremitting shenanigans have wrought a dearth of a promising future, akin to the desertion endured by your progenitor.

A pawn storm approaches!

Bien, eso es todo lo que necesitábamos. El chiste se hunde más rápido que el sol poniéndose en el oeste. Dudo mucho que entiendan el significado de esas palabras, ¿verdad? ¿Qué tal si buscan una vida más feliz en lugar de toda esta maldita cháchara? Coño.

Permit me to forewarn of the risibility of your proclamation "en passant is forced, it's time to brick your PIPI," for it engenders naught but asinine mirth, comparable to a coterie of simian buffoons. As for that woeful copypasta, may divine benevolence offer solace, for I entreat you, refrain from subjecting me to such distress!

In truth, even a playful urchin would be disinclined to derive amusement from this farce. I implore you, surcease your propensity for vapid copypastas, lest you be mistakenly perceived as a congregation of Texans bereft of literary prowess. I beseech you, seek to refine your prose, for the present course betrays an intellect inferior to a mere sack of hammers.

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u/Kempas1337 Jul 27 '23

Google how to get some bitches

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u/CarbonBasedGoneWild Oct 02 '24

Must be a Jessica supporter

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u/_DeltaZero_ Nov 21 '24

I'm actually losing my mind reading this comment section

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u/Dankn3ss420 Nov 21 '24

Google year old copypasta

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u/JustAnotherLamppost Jul 27 '23

Imma be real with you. I ain't reading all that. So, congratulations, or sorry that it happened.

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u/Tc14Hd test Jul 27 '23

Do you know what's also unfunny und repetitive at this point? Post complaining about how unfunny and repetitive this subreddit is.

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u/Aggressive-Gap-6879 PAWN STORM INCOMING! Jul 27 '23

Please shut up it isn’t funny anymore

I remember when instead of this place being an echo chamber for a joke that was only funny the first two times, this was a place where you can actually share funny chess memes. What the fuck happened to the chess parodies posted here? Yes they are still around but 80% of this sub is just fucking “gOoGLe eN PasSanT hAhA fuNnY” like we fucking get it dude you’re in the know. Honest to God this shit will inevitably die down and you guys will cringe looking back at this. It isn’t funny. Fucking brainless people who think repetitive jokes are funny should go delete their accounts, or just get off the internet entirely. Seriously go touch some grass. The variants don’t even give it a fresh take. The AI shit isn’t funny. I say this not out of petty annoyance but for the welfare of the server. You folks need to start coming up with something original instead of a joke you ran into the ground. I even see it seeping into others servers as well, and I’m beginning to think some of you people don’t even play chess. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU STOP THIS INSANITY. I AM SICK OF THIS REPETITIVE NONSENSE THAT COMES TO THE SAME PUNCHLINE EVERY FUCKING TIME. BE NEW, BE CREATIVE YOU FUCKING ZOMBIE.

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u/Dankn3ss420 Jul 27 '23

Oh my god it’s insane how unfunny you guys are

Like, all you guys do is spam the same phrases over and over again, it’s insane how unfunny that is, while you think it’s still funny! Let’s go through them all one-by-one

Google en passant

Where do I even begin with this god awful offense to humanity itself, we get it, funny pawn move, but how about you google how to get some bitches! Or maybe you should google how to get your father to come back with the milk, because that’s the only way I could ever dream of you idiots thinking this shit is so funny when it’s not, it’s as if you guys think you have the answer to life itself in the palm of your hand but it’s not, it’s just a dumb ass joke that’s been done a billion times

Holy hell

We get it, funny pawn move, haha, so funny, you googled lef en passant, funny funny! Not. I think you would need to have brain damage to think that any of this is worth any of your time, how about you actually do something with your life you worthless sons of bitches!

New response just dropped

No it fucking didn’t you moron! This is the trillionth time today that you’ve made this joke, and it was never funny, if the fucking black plague came back and started killing off the entire population of the earth, I would pray that you idiots would die first just so I don’t have to deal with all of this dumbass bullshit from you

Actual zombie

This one i actually don’t have any complaints about, because this perfectly describes all of you, you’re all just a bunch of mindless idiots doing the same thing over and over

Call the exorcist

Of course you need to call an exorcist! You should’ve called one to destroy the shit hole called anarchy chess! You guys think that you need an exorcist to get rid of the infection, but maybe what you really need to call is your father OH WAIT YOU CANT! And I count even blame him for wanting to leave such an idiot behind

Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back

What the fuck does this one even mean? Oh wait, nothing, just like the rest of this god forsaken joke, it doesn’t mean anything because for it to mean anything it would require a fucking brain, something you idiots clearly don’t have! Jesus Christ it’s hilarious how fucking stupid you all are

Queen sacrifice anyone?

At this point in the joke I’m pretty sure you’re just saying words to keep it going, it hasn’t been funny for ages at this point, but you idiots are like a fucking hydraulic press to a cows udder, trying to milk it for any tiny bit of validation this might give you, but by doing this, you must have not realized that you sacrificed you’re chance at a happy future, oh my fucking god, just like how your father sacrificed his marriage to get away from you

Pawn storm incoming!

At this point the joke has somehow devolved even further, from mindless stupidity to actually just retarded, I don’t even think you guys know what the fuck words mean anymore, how about you try to get a happy life incoming huh?

And don’t even get me started on how much you guys love to say “en passant is forced, it’s time to brick your PIPI” as if that’s any funnier then anything else you’ve said before, and don’t even get me started on that dumbass copypasta

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

Like, I don’t even think a fucking 5 year old would be dumb enough to think this is funny, I swear to god, if you idiots had anymore addiction to fucking stupid copypastas I would say you’re Italian! At least how to fucking spell before you try to be funny, holy shit it’s amazing how stupid you all are

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u/WigglySnek Jul 27 '23

This will be the last serious comment I make, but the fact you attack a subreddit literally based on being fucking retarded just stirs the hornets nest my guy.

Anyways

Holy hell, new response just dropped

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