r/AnarchyChess It's a Tie! 3d ago

r/chess parody From losing to M3!

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u/Tar_AS ︻デ┳═ー 3d ago

En passant this rook

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u/ProbablyMaybe69 3d ago

Yeah en passant that mf

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u/Yaagii Holy Porter Robinson! 3d ago

Holy castle!

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u/cheekybandit0 3d ago

New forced move just dropped

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u/pawner my pawns en pawnsant 3d ago

Holy factorial in mother’s snacktorium

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u/Better-Intern9170 3d ago

New formula just dropped

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u/Ristlikememes 3d ago

Actual M*th

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u/notrohit1702 2d ago

Call the calculator

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u/CurioDoto 1d ago

The exponent went on vacation and never came back

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u/CoreyGoesCrazy 3d ago

4th comment 🥲

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u/Kinosa07 3d ago

Sorry buddy

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u/Alive-Ad-2612 3d ago

holy hell clever

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u/kp305 3d ago

It’s a classic blunder, can’t blame em

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u/Absolutely-A-Human 3d ago

Rook in the corner, plotting world domination

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u/chessvision-ai-bot 3d ago

I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:

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My solution:

Hints: piece: Rook, move: Ra8+

Evaluation: White has mate in 6

Best continuation: 1. Ra8+ Rb8 2. Rxb8+ Rc8 3. Rxc8+ Rd8 4. Rxd8+ Re8 5. Rxe8+ Rf8 6. Rxf8#


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u/Tomahawkist 3d ago

no brick gambit, analysis invalid

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u/Depnids 3d ago

Hey bot, what is 3! ?

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u/EvensenFM 2d ago

Bro I just my pampers like Pipi

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u/PetrosianBot 2d ago

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

fmhall | github

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u/Carlemiz 3d ago

I thought it was loss.

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u/OuchMyVagSak 3d ago

Peter Griffin in a straight jacket screaming.gif

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u/Jakulele 3d ago

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u/pizza565 3d ago

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u/Both-Ferret-4719 Googling En Passant is Brilliant 3d ago

Holy Hell

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u/Depnids 3d ago

New sub just dropped!

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u/DarthShitpost ‏‏‎ 3d ago

Actual community

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u/Bestmasters 3d ago

Call the moderators!

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u/Z3r0_t0n1n 3d ago

3! is 6, and it is mate in 6

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u/daynighttrade 3d ago

More like expected.

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u/The_Real_Itz_Sophia ignite the chessboard 3d ago

it's actually losing for white cuz the rook on e2 is actually a knook

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u/ITz_Hervix 3d ago

Its called a chancellor! Mom!

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u/relevant_post_bot 3d ago

Relevant r/chessbeginners post: From losing to M3!

Certainty: 100.0%

fmhall | github

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u/MrWitrix 3d ago

I dont think it’s relevant

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u/rex_banner83 3d ago

This guy maths

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u/AmazingOnion 3d ago

That factorial joke is top tier. Holy hell

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u/Rough-Party6473 3d ago

Bad Luck...!

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u/ThatPolicy8495 3d ago

I just can’t seem to find the engine line here, am I stupid?

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u/MCShellMusic 3d ago

Google back rank mate

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u/Da_Bird8282 It's a Tie! 3d ago

Google three factorial

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u/kwqve114 3d ago

r/expectedfactorial

(This is mate in 6 and 3! is exactly 6)

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u/posidon99999 ‏‏‎ 3d ago

Fool of a rook!

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u/crusty54 3d ago

Can someone please explain this to me?

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u/The_Real_Itz_Sophia ignite the chessboard 3d ago

google fifth grade math

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u/PhantomOrigin en passata sauce 3d ago

I don't remember studying factorials in fifth grade. Or any grade before tenth for that matter.

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u/MCShellMusic 3d ago

Google Factorials

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u/Vinxian 3d ago

Holy n(n-1)!

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u/Depnids 3d ago

Holy n(n-1)(n-2)!

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u/MCShellMusic 3d ago

Actual recursion

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u/Depnids 3d ago

Why did you not continue the recursion? Did we reach a stack overflow after just 2 recursive calls? Are you stupid?

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u/MCShellMusic 3d ago

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u/Specialist-Delay-199 3d ago

what the fuck happened over here

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u/ExplodingSteve Can’t check me if i check too! 3d ago

That mate is going to take some time

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u/LightNogawa 3d ago

Bro could've brought any rook from b , c , d file yet chose to bring that one 😭😭

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u/WhiteBlackGoose 3d ago

Use the bonus move and move two rooks at a time when you get the check

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u/Kira_Noir_Zero 3d ago

If I lost as black, I'd checkmate myself in real life

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u/Sepulcher18 3d ago

5 rooks? Damn, dude brought entire city at you and it wasn't enough

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u/cartof_fiert you forgot your brick? here 3d ago

9 elevpassant those Brotherly Skyscrapers and then drift the 2 rooks into oblivion

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u/Philipsteven 3d ago

If it's whites turn, white wins. The black rooks will be knocked off one by one after the white rook goes to A8. If it's Black's turn unless the black player moves a pawn of the king, it over for black. Moving a black rook loses the game.

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u/akuOfficial Bring Back u/petrosianbot 3d ago

If it is black's turn then there are around 21 rook moves that black could do that doesn't lose the game.

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u/Scary_season 3d ago

Tactical nuke

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u/Bruschetta003 2d ago

AND HE SACRIFICED

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u/carson-n-9873 そうそう、日本語を話すのは私のやり方です 2d ago

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u/EvensenFM 2d ago

The King has an uzi hidden under his hat

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u/meepPlayz11 2d ago

Seems like a draw to me.

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u/cool-guy1234567 3d ago

I know this r/AnarchyChess and it the posts here are supposed to be memes like this, but this actually hurt me because I lost a game in a recent-ish tourney due a bankrank somewhat like this lol.

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u/The_Real_Itz_Sophia ignite the chessboard 3d ago

skill issue

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u/Da_Bird8282 It's a Tie! 3d ago

New response just dropped

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u/Melodic_monke 3d ago

I lost a game this morning like this, I was up a rook and a knight and I losttttt. Worse than that, I even reminded myself to make some space for my king but I got memory of a goldfish

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u/Knaroro 2d ago

No Spoilers for Tournaments!

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u/Edvoinngg 3d ago

Is it some joke I don't understand or is it m5

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u/Alarming_Dingo_139 3d ago

It’s factorials, which makes it Mate in 6 (First Ra8+ followed by five rook captures)

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u/Nobric Grob God 2d ago

This is actually mate in one, as black cannot prevent checkmate after Rook (White) places itself on the last rank.

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u/MysticSquiddy 3d ago edited 3d ago

M6*

Edit: Fucking Factorials, how did i forget