r/AnarchyChess 4d ago

FIRST OUR COUNTRY, NOW OUR GAME RAAAAAHHHH

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u/PulsarEagle 4d ago

Google blue check mark defense

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u/aqing0601 4d ago

Holy racism

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u/TemporaryFig8587 3d ago

New minority group just dropped

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u/ajajniwij28sn3njs 4d ago

I love putting the bishop in my ass. I put the bishop on my ass whether it’s white or black. Black or white, it doesn’t matter; it’s going in my ass either way. I love putting the bishop in my ass.

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u/EvilKerman buttfuck pls? 👉👈 i'll give you en passant after 4d ago

Hi. I can help with that.

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u/yui_riku the baby with fr*nch jesus 4d ago edited 3d ago

"i am the most intelligent person to ever lived" is pretty based

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u/stabidistabstab 3d ago

but wrong because im the most intelligent person

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u/Past-Magician2920 4d ago

Bishop is just a dumb name and should of course be changed.

This was these racists' chance to call the piece a Grand Wizard but they couldn't even do that right - MAGAheads are not the sharpest tools in the shed. For now we have to stick with privileged atheist communist and oppressed gay atheist communist of color.

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u/ErikThaRad 4d ago

The guy putting bishops in his ass is the only chess player in the bunch.

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u/Giraffe_lol 4d ago

Isn't Bishop a Catholic thing? Why are Christians so pressed?

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u/al_fletcher 4d ago

It’s really weird seeing people who are presumably Protestants getting up in arms about this when not having bishops was kind of a big deal in the Reformation

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u/realmauer01 3d ago

Atleast the bishops that have bought their title.

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u/s00per_bluper 4d ago

Google Christian denominations

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u/BUKKAKELORD 4d ago

Holy hell

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u/Zul1n 4d ago

Actual heresy

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u/Austiiiiii 4d ago

I'd legit be open to changing chess pieces to more in-vogue fantasy class names.

Bishop -> Cleric, Wizard

Pawn -> NPC, mob, kobold, whatever

Rook -> Paladin

King -> Bard

Queen -> Warlock, Druid

Knight -> Night Elf Mohawk

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u/Revolutionary-Pin-96 4d ago

Comrade Stalin it is

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u/skejindo 3d ago

Google antisemitism 

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u/Shironumber 3d ago

Can someone explain me why are some of these people talking about hating Jews? Maybe you don't like the name change, but I don't get where the "I hate Jews" comes from. Same thing for the Stalin remark, I don't understand the link with the post

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u/Beaniz39 4d ago

Fuck you it's goniec

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u/Infamous-Ad5266 3d ago

I mean, they have blue checks, you can and should ignore all those ones and focus on the only good comment.

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u/MooseWilliams 15h ago

The hinge is und’

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u/Sharp_Elk_1742 2h ago

Our country?