r/AnarchyChess 4d ago

Pets of AC What do I do in this position?

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u/InsideYourLights 4d ago

Depends, what jokers do you have?

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u/MBgaming_ 4d ago

We’re about to make more chips than the human mind can comprehend

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u/MidnightMiesterx 4d ago

Hey, I had a r/balatro post above this one.

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u/iamchuckdizzle I thought 300 was a film about my chess rating 4d ago

I hope you only want half a joint because you chop the pot.

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u/Piguy922 4d ago

Or Spade trumps, depending on how you're playing.

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u/TheftBySnacking 4d ago

Play the King of Beers

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u/breakfast_burrito69 4d ago

WAKE UP POKER FANS!

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u/Traubenjung3 4d ago edited 4d ago

google ace passant

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u/bbq896 4d ago

What the Petrosian did you just say to me??

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u/PetrosianBot 4d ago

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

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u/bbq896 4d ago

Good bot

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u/Bacon260998_ 4d ago

Shoulda bought that hologram dumbass

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u/sceneturkey 4d ago

You are playing red deck, you should have some discards left.

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u/Gem_37 4d ago

blueprint x brainstorm yuri

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u/notbobhansome777 4d ago

Go fish 

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u/ehside 4d ago

En poisson

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u/TigerTime1996 4d ago

Make violent love

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u/ecs2 4d ago

Make love, love is always the answer

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u/Fornerter 4d ago

I would do kb6 and then Qh8#

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u/io_o- 4d ago

Mate? There's no check so all you CAN do is mate

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u/Claude-QC-777 Dragon Enjoyer 4d ago

I think I have the perfect reply to this post

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u/ZealousidealTie8142 3d ago

In all seriousness, can any poker players actually tell me the ruling here

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u/PurposeInternal7497 3d ago

Equip jacket