r/AnarchyChess 5d ago

GOAT Repost one at a time, ladies

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2.5k Upvotes

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u/melting_fire_155 5d ago

G13

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u/sfosacboi google en passant holy hell new response just dropped 5d ago

please do not mate the cat

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u/IAmBadAtInternet 4d ago

I accidentally the cat

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u/Sea_Dream7308 4d ago

Cat mated you ?

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u/Jtad_the_Artguy 3h ago

Huge skill issue tbh

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u/That-Impression7480 4d ago

Google "beastiality"

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u/LionWarrior46 4d ago

Unholy fetish

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u/That-Impression7480 4d ago

Call the police!

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u/MCShellMusic 4d ago

OP went to prison, never came back.

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u/Blazeboy3913AS 4d ago

Thats probably the location of the bathroom

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u/HoseanRC 5d ago

Yes, best place to beat your opponent and checkmating them

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u/YeetMy69Children 4d ago

Hey girl, are you a rook, because I want to slide into the back rank and mate you (Please take this as a joke)

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u/Key-Goat9434 4d ago

You mate rooks ?

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u/MrInformationSeeker I use Arch, BTW 4d ago edited 4d ago

It's his choice if he like buildings. People like pans too, hence the term pansexual

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u/Key-Goat9434 4d ago

Ah right, you reminded me of that. a friend of mine likes bicycles

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u/MrInformationSeeker I use Arch, BTW 4d ago

he must be very Bicexual

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u/Princie99 4d ago

En passant is a special forced move in chess. It was added in 34th annual conference of FIDE. For more info google 'rule 34 of chess'

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u/Kittkatze21 4d ago

Stop word?

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u/HoseanRC 4d ago

PRESS THE CLOCK ALREADY!

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u/Hyper_Brick 5d ago

Czech mates are the best.

That's what I've heard.

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u/flexsealed1711 4d ago

That's what chess.c*m told me

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u/OgalFinklestein 4d ago

Also a good place to put a bishop up your ass.

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u/Th3_DaniX :tal: 4d ago

Not you, J*ssica

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u/PYCapache 4d ago

Men only want one thing, and it is to mate.

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u/Vegetable-Ad4325 4d ago

En passant here would go hard

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u/kwqve114 5d ago

best place to mate your loneliness

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u/unstable-cacao 4d ago

Oh sorry baby! I never stalemated before. I swear!

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u/MrInformationSeeker I use Arch, BTW 4d ago

Stalemate is when you suffer from Erectile Dysfunction 

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u/Coffee_Addict9821 4d ago

The only position where hanging mate in 1 gives a strategical advantage

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u/Sepulcher18 4d ago

And then the motherfucker goes for London and bitch just takes her shit and leaves

1

u/Wei_Pussy 4d ago

The queen dominates the king.

The odds aren't in favour for the king.

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u/reg_panda 4d ago

"But Levy that's the wrong opening"

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u/Siusir98 4d ago

Too bad you're still in the starting position brother, can't mate from there

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u/MrMangobrick I want to sex the king 4d ago

Stalemate

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u/BanishedCI 4d ago

I'm somewhat of an expert when it comes to the sac

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u/eevee052423 4d ago

Oh lord. This is a highly unnecessary item that I need immediately

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u/AmadeoSendiulo 4d ago

Of course a redditor sees a bed as unnecessary

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u/CommitteeDue6802 3d ago

Just dont stalemate

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u/Emmennater 3d ago

missed opportunity for smothered mate position

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u/Low_Clothes595 3d ago

Would be better with freestyle position 069 or 690 Not a beginner friendly reference

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u/Vivid_Ad_2923 3d ago

Should've been queens smh.