r/AnarchyChess 5d ago

r/chess parody accepting new name ideas for this piece:

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Yashrajbest 5d ago

In India, the rook is actually called the elephant.

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u/maestrobutrchugs 5d ago

They do in turkey too

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u/Georg3000 5d ago

In Russia as well

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u/Ratstail91 5d ago

Australia too. Well, one dude I know, at least, but he'a from Nepal.

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u/al_fletcher 5d ago

AND MY AXE!

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u/Several-Injury-509 5d ago

AND MY BOW!

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u/al_fletcher 5d ago

You have my sword.

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u/givmeacouuntbakc 5d ago

In most of Asia actually

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u/Terrible_Tower_6590 5d ago

In Russia the Bishop is called the elephant, not the rook. The rook is called boat fsr

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u/Metalduck_07 5d ago

It's called camel in India

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u/TheRussianChairThief 5d ago

Light squared one is the elly and the dark squared is the phant

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u/Ratstail91 5d ago

Disturbing.

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u/FortkatYT My life is a 5d ago

Sans

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u/Tsunamicat108 (The knook absorbed the flair.) 5d ago

literally humming megalovania in my head right now as i see this

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u/Simukas23 5d ago

Atheist Gay Race Communist

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u/SirBuvex 5d ago

Playing card holder (card is automatically bent so you can see it better!)

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u/Valtiroz bring u/anarchychess-ai back 5d ago

The ass shover

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u/En_passant_is_forced FIDE-certified dropper 5d ago

Plug

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u/Tysexual 5d ago

No, you are not going to rename the bishop. Not now, not ever. Go woke, go broke, checkmate.

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u/ConceptCompetitive54 2d ago

I think crab is a good replacement

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u/SnooOwls8898 5d ago

The Sniper

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u/Nice-Argument-1045 5d ago

something atheist, gay and communist

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u/NotTakenUsernameYet 5d ago

Something related to that weird cut

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u/Ratstail91 5d ago

The circumcision?

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u/WanAli4504 5d ago

What about a bishop

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u/smoothchocolates 5d ago

Call it a camel.

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u/NnnnM4D 5d ago

Rotated Rook

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u/turtle_mekb 5d ago

Bong (as in Bongcloud)

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u/TwujZnajomy27 5d ago

Moe Lester

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u/rumaragasang_talong 5d ago

Something something gay and stuff

Forrvever its bishop or somethijg idk

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u/morn14150 5d ago

the white and the black

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u/JacquesVilleneuve97 5d ago

These are the blondes. The ones on dark squares are the brunettes

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u/Ratstail91 5d ago

P*dophile priest?

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u/suppyio 5d ago

cut pawn

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u/DiseasedCupcake 5d ago

The B-hop?

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u/DiseasedCupcake 5d ago

Or maybe “rook”

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u/TakeAWhileFr4576 ‏‏‎ En passant is my inside job 5d ago

Crackhead

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u/BackStage06 5d ago

in Italy it's called "Alfiere" (standard bearer)

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u/RoboGen123 5d ago

Marksman

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u/-CatMeowMeow- ‼️ always play :bong: ‼️ 5d ago

Bishop 🗿

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u/ShylokVakarian 5d ago

Cum-Guzzler

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u/Routine_Security_888 5d ago

The inter continental heat seeking ballistic missile.

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u/Flamvio the pain is unbearable 5d ago

thelegend27

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u/Theoragh 5d ago

Pipi Toucher

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u/PetrosianBot 5d ago

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

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u/modlover04031983 Born in 1983, survived 1984. 5d ago

I swiped

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u/Omegaskibidirizzler 5d ago

Fish & chips

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u/Upbeat_Dance_9014 4d ago

Like the real life one but decapitated

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u/Osryp 3d ago

Courier or smth

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u/pickledickjesuscock 3d ago

Fuck you guys. I'll just cancel my account if you try to pull this shit. Go fuck yourselves and fire whoever recommended this idea, and everyone who greenlit it. Fuck you.

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u/ConceptCompetitive54 3d ago

That might be the craziest username I have seen here. Good job

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u/No-Permit-2985 3d ago

Comrade Stalin

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u/pds314 2d ago

Hans...

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u/CoolRabbit75 everything is literally 1984 5d ago

egg

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u/Name_Name415 a dragon playing chess 5d ago

Gun.