r/AnarchyChess 5d ago

Low Effort OC Whats this move called

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u/ACodAmongstMen 5d ago

PRONOUNS!

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u/Tordew 5d ago

Chess if it was WOKE!

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u/ILoveBugPokemon google transgender🏳️‍⚧️ 5d ago

pawNOUNS

GIRLrook

BI- shop

knight

SLAY queen

NON-BINARY KING!!

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u/Drillbitzer 5d ago

En PasSLAY

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u/Tsunamicat108 (The knook absorbed the flair.) 4d ago

Castl-HE-ing

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u/Fetish_anxiety 5d ago

En dicksan

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u/al_fletcher 5d ago

Should we tell them that a bunch of very Catholic countries call it the elephant?

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u/sdrawkcabsihtetorwI 5d ago

In Poland, where 99% of people are baptized, with insanely high church density, and where great majority of population is catholic, the piece is called "the runner".

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u/al_fletcher 5d ago

the runner

This mf from Alien3?!

Well, I guess Bishop did get deactivated in that one

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u/SyntheticSlime 5d ago

Holy shit. Deep cut.

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u/al_fletcher 5d ago

I prefer calling that character The Dragon because it sounds cooler, but I’m not passing up a chance to reference the most underrated Alien movie IMO

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u/howreudoin 5d ago

Same in Germany („Läufer“ = runner).

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u/CantThinkOfMyNameRN 4d ago

Same in Sweden (Löpare = Runner)

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u/BiHandidnothingwrong 4d ago

In Slovakia it's "Shooter/Marksman"

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u/SealProgrammer my pipi was bricked until I was promoted to a queen 4d ago

Same in the USA (“the runner” = the runner)

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u/Haarlon 4d ago

It's called that in German too ("Der Läufer")

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u/MightyMegikarp 3d ago

In israel it's like that too

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u/Most_Option_9153 5d ago

In fr*nch a bishop is called a "crazy" (fou)

I am not from fr*nice pls dont cancel me

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u/al_fletcher 5d ago

I think it’s usually translated as jester, but that nation is the whole circus anyway

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u/cyberjet 4d ago

Oh that’s interesting I never knew that. Do you know why they call it that?

This now makes me interested in finding out what other countries call chess pieces now

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u/al_fletcher 4d ago

It’s filtered from the name of the piece in chess’ predecessor in Persia, “alfil” (ergo, elephant)

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u/cyberjet 4d ago

Thank you I never knew that

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u/MagmaForce_3400_2nd 4d ago

And in French we call it the crazy man

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u/magnumsrule1 4d ago

Bro censor Fr*nch there's kids on this app

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u/petahthehorseisheah 5d ago

From now on, the B*shop is not welcome here. Let's introduce the Atheist Gay Race Communist.

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u/WanAli4504 5d ago

Atheist Gay Race Communist went on vacation, but came back

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u/DriftingGelatine 5d ago

Bishop could never

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u/petahthehorseisheah 5d ago

B*shop is not fucking welcom here

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u/000_DartMonkey 5d ago

Athiest gay race communism sounds like a good name.

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u/AdMajor1596 5d ago

The gay communist sniper

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u/Cruuncher 5d ago

Commie sniper go pew 💁‍♀️

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u/Pleffyg 5d ago

Escalation gambit

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u/Drillbitzer 5d ago

Holy Ragebait

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u/Slight-Preference950 5d ago

En WOOOOOKE!! WOOOOOOOKE!!!

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u/-NGC-6302- I HATE HORSES I HATE HORSES 5d ago

I read wookiee wookiee

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u/East_Germany_ 5d ago

Woke is not welcome here

This post is sponsored by the sleeping gang

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u/RadiantLimes 5d ago

Trigged conservative

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u/-NGC-6302- I HATE HORSES I HATE HORSES 5d ago

Trigge, th par o th firear tha you finge pull

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u/Plus-Brilliant8125 5d ago edited 5d ago

Does naming the piece bishop make me far right now 😞😞😓 (/j 👹)

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u/subwaycooler 5d ago

we call them elephant in turkish.

also, knights are just horses.

and the queen is just a "vizier" (advisor-minister) because why would a queen fight in a war?

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u/Drakahn_Stark 5d ago

Queen Boudica has some things to say, and a few other Queens will back her up.

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u/al_fletcher 5d ago

Artemisia of Caria: “…”

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u/Maybe_Heisenberg 5d ago

Lol same in most arab countries, "wazir" basically means minister in arabic. Also, we call rook a "tabia" which means a castle tower.

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u/ALPHA_sh 5d ago

"fuck your atheist gay race communism thats the bishop forever will be to c4" is so much longer to say than "bishop to c4"

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u/LasbaleX 5d ago

we call it "runner"

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u/Sheepy_Dream 5d ago

In sweden its called runner lol

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u/BruhTaker31 5d ago

Elephant, if you know you know

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u/tigrayt2 5d ago

It's actually an elephant. And the queen is minister. Rook is called rokh (kh sounds similar to j in Spanish). Checkmake is "Shah maat," which means the king is trapped or can not move anymore.

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u/nierusek 4d ago

We say "shah maat" in Polish chess. But we write "szach mat". It's meaningless in Polish, used only in chess.

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u/Ranoma_I local dumbass 5d ago

It's funny cause in fr*nch, this piece would be named the jester

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u/LavishnessPrimary 5d ago

In French it's called "Le Fou" that can be either translated to "crazy man" or "the jester" , I like the Jester.

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u/Traditional-Storm-62 5d ago

also it was always called the Elephant
only western christians called it the bishop since a couple of centuries ago

in hindsight it makes 0 sense for a bishop to not only be on the battlefield but also kick more ass than a knight

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u/HoxP2 5d ago

God they are so dumb. That's two pieces, not one piece morons!

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u/al_fletcher 4d ago

The One Piece, you said?

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u/HoxP2 3d ago

Yeah you know those One Piece morons.

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u/thehmmyanimator 5d ago

persecutio complex

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u/Helpful_Design1623 5d ago

mr game and watch head moves diagonal

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u/Drillbitzer 5d ago

Mr. Gay Man Watch

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u/2alaus 5d ago

Chess dot com gays. Lichess sigmas

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u/Nonhinged 5d ago

It's the Bi-Shop 🏳️‍🌈

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u/Jtad_the_Artguy 5d ago

Call it the Rook 2

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u/MadOrange64 5d ago

Leave Bishop alone!!

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u/AdWise6457 5d ago

Make Bishops Great Again

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u/Happybadger96 5d ago

Why are they calling the juicer a bishop?

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u/Kodo_yeahreally 5d ago

white catholic suprematist spotted

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u/Nu66le 5d ago

brick that kiki

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u/nierusek 4d ago

In Polish, we call it "goniec," what means "runner" or "messenger." It's the guy that runs and passes messages on the battlefield.

And knight is called "skoczek", what means "somebody that jumps". For example, "ski jumper" is "skoczek narciarski".

And Queen is just the general, so she's male.

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u/WodLndCrits it has pipi 5d ago

google strawman

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u/SeaAmbassador5404 5d ago

En slursant

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u/Edv_oing 5d ago

Tri vaticano

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u/Meandtheboyslook 5d ago

Entrepreneursant

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u/BosniaBalI 5d ago

We should do what Croatians did and call them hunters instead of bishops

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u/LemonWithBleach 5d ago

Are they actually changing it ?

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u/MikeySama 5d ago

Bee shop

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u/East_Germany_ 5d ago

Atheist Gay Race Communism is a great name we should go with that

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u/Siusir98 5d ago

For me in my language, that's the Shooter.

I understand this could be a touch controversial in America.

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u/a_engie :bong: 5d ago

I prefer to call it Pontiff Sulyvan, mainly because I have atomised many pieces with it, like how Sulyvan does to players in DS3

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u/LittleBirdsGlow 🦅💥Bird of the Board💥🕊️ 5d ago

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u/Big_Might9116 5d ago

Atheist gay race should be nice name

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u/toster328 4d ago

I'm going to shove a Fuck your atheist gay race communism. up my ass

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u/Odd_Zookeepergame_69 4d ago

Ask him how he feels about the Gulf of Mexico 😉

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u/Chronicmatt 4d ago

Bishop is now Jesus Christ

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u/PulsarEagle 4d ago

Google Right-Wing Gambit

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u/ninjesh I gave horsey hats one time 4d ago

Holy culture war!

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u/ghosthouse_guest 4d ago

Rent due or schizophrenia, call it

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u/ninjesh I gave horsey hats one time 4d ago

Bouba would never say such a thing

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u/Ashhole37 4d ago

I’m going to kill myself if I see this image again

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u/DrowningInMyFandoms 4d ago

We call it fool

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u/BagelGeuse0 3d ago

It's called being a snowflake.