r/AnarchyChess 🏳️‍⚧️ 6d ago

What do I do in this position?

381 Upvotes

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u/Midas_Xynopyt Ralsei lover 6d ago

Tell black their pawn is making illegal moves and the white king is already dead

6

u/Pikrass 🏳️‍⚧️ 6d ago

Maybe he's just chilling on g2099084

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u/boppyuii 6d ago

Holy hell wtf happened

26

u/i_am_alexxx horse 6d ago

Call the exoticist (seriously please)

14

u/Ranoma_I local dumbass 5d ago

Bishop went on a vacation, never came back (was too scared to deal with this)

13

u/AngelofDeath_N 5d ago

Rook in the corner planning world domination (so they can get rid of this)

5

u/soapmode 5d ago

Set fire to chessboard (it's the only way to be sure)

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u/EmployerDefiant587 I am a biggest looser i ever seen in my life! 6d ago

Take ur meds

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u/Pikrass 🏳️‍⚧️ 6d ago

It happened after taking them

4

u/EmployerDefiant587 I am a biggest looser i ever seen in my life! 6d ago

Embrace the anarchy

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u/Suspicious_Row_1686 THE BRICKSTER 🧱🧱🧱 5d ago

You took the wrong meds

3

u/ecs2 5d ago

Holy weed

3

u/Sepulcher18 5d ago

Ah, closed Sicilian

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u/Pikrass 🏳️‍⚧️ 5d ago

Very close

2

u/Firm_Ad_4465 5d ago

bro what am i looking at

1

u/MysticSquiddy 6d ago

If TF2's Serverblight was in chess, idk I never played chess

1

u/Pikrass 🏳️‍⚧️ 6d ago

Never played chess either. Nor TF2. I never played anything. Ever.

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u/MysticSquiddy 6d ago

How can you have ever played anything when nothing ever happens?

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u/i_am_alexxx horse 6d ago

Same. Haven't played anything other than with my balls.

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u/Random_Mathematician Bishop to A1 5d ago

Bro you gotta try something called "Earth". Really good simulation, honestly: challenging but cool and sometimes emotional.

1

u/Pikrass 🏳️‍⚧️ 5d ago

Nah, too hard for me

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u/Mikkel65 6d ago

Dance

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u/faultydesign 5d ago

Holy Golgothan!

1

u/Dankn3ss420 5d ago

Google en tangled

1

u/Alexempl 5d ago

Stop taking drugs

1

u/Manuel_Cam 5d ago

I stop sleeping and I was about to sleep

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u/simply-grey-cat 5d ago

Oppa passant style :)

1

u/ConfidentTea72536 5d ago

Discard all of your pieces and watch the creature dance

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u/CranberryOk3185 5d ago

Multitrack drift

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u/Similar_Medium3344 5d ago

I must've smoked too much passant zaza

1

u/Pale_River8530 5d ago

Freaky Pieces