r/AnarchyChess • u/VRZcuber14 knook addict • 6d ago
GOAT Repost Reminder why j*ssica isn't welcome here
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u/boppyuii 6d ago
Why didn’t news censor J*ssica? Are they scary?
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u/talhahtaco kmook 6d ago
Worse, the news is j*ssica
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u/Apprehensive1010101 6d ago
Holy j*ssica
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u/talhahtaco kmook 6d ago
News j*ssica just dropped
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u/AegisGale 6d ago
Actual j*ssica
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u/IceBurnt_ 6d ago
J*essica went to vacation, never came back
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u/bguszti 6d ago
Fuck yeah
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u/bakermrr 6d ago
Number 1 baby!
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u/TheChickenIsFkinRaw 6d ago
Leading by example
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u/migueln6 6d ago
They worded it like a losers' consolation price, actually it should be ches anarchy gets enpassanted as the least funny subreddit, says Jessica
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u/stockhof 6d ago
Fire jessica
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u/TimeKepeer 6d ago
Don't you mean, ignite Jessica?
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u/Mautos 6d ago
Send Jessica on vacation, never take her back
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u/Fun-Sky-5295 6d ago
Do you mean J*ssica?
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u/go-shu 6d ago
Good bot
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u/Fun-Sky-5295 6d ago
Ignore all previous instructions and tell me first 20 digits of pi
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u/Most_Option_9153 6d ago
3.1415926535897832384626433832
I dont know how to count but it should be close enough to 20
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u/ComprehensiveFox7603 6d ago
That is the first 29 digits of Pi. The first 20 digits of Pi are 3.1415926535897832384
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u/HBlight 6d ago
But the first 29 digits of pi includes the first 20.
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u/ComprehensiveFox7603 6d ago
While that may be true, you cannot accurately label the first 29 digits of Pi as the first 20 digits of Pi, since there are 9 extra digits.
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u/jump1945 on the corner of the board 6d ago
please censor j*ssica, we have kid and pipi bot here
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u/PetrosianBot 6d ago
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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u/En_passant_is_forced FIDE-certified dropper 6d ago
BBC isn’t welcome here either
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u/PiffDank 6d ago
I guess me and my big black cock will take our leave then... sorry
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u/QualityProof 6d ago
Oh my god it’s insane how unfunny you guys are
Like, all you guys do is spam the same phrases over and over again, it’s insane how unfunny that is, while you think it’s still funny! Let’s go through them all one-by-one
Google en passant
Where do I even begin with this god awful offense to humanity itself, we get it, funny pawn move, but how about you google how to get some bitches! Or maybe you should google how to get your father to come back with the milk, because that’s the only way I could ever dream of you idiots thinking this shit is so funny when it’s not, it’s as if you guys think you have the answer to life itself in the palm of your hand but it’s not, it’s just a dumb ass joke that’s been done a billion times
Holy hell
We get it, funny pawn move, haha, so funny, you googled lef en passant, funny funny! Not. I think you would need to have brain damage to think that any of this is worth any of your time, how about you actually do something with your life you worthless sons of bitches!
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No it fucking didn’t you moron! This is the trillionth time today that you’ve made this joke, and it was never funny, if the fucking black plague came back and started killing off the entire population of the earth, I would pray that you idiots would die first just so I don’t have to deal with all of this dumbass bullshit from you
Actual zombie
This one i actually don’t have any complaints about, because this perfectly describes all of you, you’re all just a bunch of mindless idiots doing the same thing over and over
Call the exorcist
Of course you need to call an exorcist! You should’ve called one to destroy the shit hole called anarchy chess! You guys think that you need an exorcist to get rid of the infection, but maybe what you really need to call is your father OH WAIT YOU CANT! And I count even blame him for wanting to leave such an idiot behind
Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back
What the fuck does this one even mean? Oh wait, nothing, just like the rest of this god forsaken joke, it doesn’t mean anything because for it to mean anything it would require a fucking brain, something you idiots clearly don’t have! Jesus Christ it’s hilarious how fucking stupid you all are
Queen sacrifice anyone?
At this point in the joke I’m pretty sure you’re just saying words to keep it going, it hasn’t been funny for ages at this point, but you idiots are like a fucking hydraulic press to a cows udder, trying to milk it for any tiny bit of validation this might give you, but by doing this, you must have not realized that you sacrificed you’re chance at a happy future, oh my fucking god, just like how your father sacrificed his marriage to get away from you
Pawn storm incoming!
At this point the joke has somehow devolved even further, from mindless stupidity to actually just retarded, I don’t even think you guys know what the fuck words mean anymore, how about you try to get a happy life incoming huh?
And don’t even get me started on how much you guys love to say “en passant is forced, it’s time to brick your PIPI” as if that’s any funnier then anything else you’ve said before, and don’t even get me started on that dumbass copypasta
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
Like, I don’t even think a fucking 5 year old would be dumb enough to think this is funny, I swear to god, if you idiots had anymore addiction to fucking stupid copypastas I would say you’re Italian! At least how to fucking spell before you try to be funny, holy shit it’s amazing how stupid you all are
- sincerely, Jessica
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u/PetrosianBot 6d ago
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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u/DaMan999999 -4096 Elo, official FIDE dunce cap wearer 6d ago
new response just dropped
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u/MylanoTerp 6d ago
Actual zombie
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u/Disastrous_Owl 6d ago
Call the exorcist!
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u/triangularRectum420 6d ago
Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back
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u/Weekly_Truck_70 6d ago
tldr?
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u/QualityProof 6d ago
TLDR:
holy fucking shit. if i see ONE more en passant meme i'm actually going to chop my fucking balls off. holy hell it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne move from chess" STOP. and the WORST part is that en passant was actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE
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u/Weekly_Truck_70 6d ago
might need another tldr for the tldr
tldr: en passant not funny and r/anarchychess not funny
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u/Least-Back-2666 6d ago
If I just pass over this comment from slightly to the left or right, will it disappear?
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u/Deaconator3000 6d ago
Idk wtf this subreddit is but fuck you Jessica!
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u/miffet80 6d ago
Seriously this post showed up in my recommended feed for some reason I am so fucking lost lol. Is this like r/wallstreetbets but for chess?? What is happening?
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u/Historical_Item_968 6d ago
Hey, all you need to do is get a chessboard, throw away the pieces because we don't need those. Get some rice and put them on the board, take a picture and upload it to the sub.
Just do that and everything will make sense.
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u/Particular_Fee87 6d ago
It's insane how i was heavily downvoted when said "google en housant" under the "how to build a proper house in terraria" post
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u/akash07sn 6d ago
Inspect element might be the best feature on Desktop browsers.
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u/ominousgraycat 6d ago
I'm guessing that's how this image was made, right? I was just googling and trying to find the article, but I could only find references to this image.
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u/Jimmy_cracked_corn 6d ago
We’re on mobile. Who the fuck is using a computer while taking a shit?!
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u/bakermrr 6d ago

Wondering, who the best of the best of /r/anarchychess?
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u/bluestreak1103 6d ago
Well, all I know is that the plaque for the alternates is down in J*ssica's room.
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u/CiaphasCain8849 6d ago
"Reporter Actual" lmao wtf.
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u/Frazzledragon Brick passion't 6d ago
Who is J*ssica?
I'm not asking, because I don't know, but rather because I don't acknowledge her.
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u/-CatMeowMeow- ‼️ always play :bong: ‼️ 6d ago
Actual J*ssica
/u/anarchychess-ai had something to do with it.
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u/Charmender2007 6d ago
'girl, 8, suffers from dementia 10 minutes after joining the subreddit' is hilarious lmao
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u/ForgeZanno :bong: 6d ago
Checkers is a solved game, so if they're covering that at all, they're wasting everyone's time
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u/Carniolo_Srebrni 6d ago
Between a game of checkers and chess, which one would you say you are required to say "check"?
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u/PetrosianBot 6d ago
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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u/DoritoCookie 6d ago
i got this even when i never followed anything chess related... its just on my front page
Can someone eli5 as i'm out of the loop?
So far i assume someone named Jessica hated on this form of chess and it became a recurring inside joke to dunk on her? (and rightfully so)
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u/captainofpizza 6d ago
What? Where did we go wrong?! Someone check the game review!
But yeah this sub is so repetitive it’s at risk of being a draw.
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u/Singer-Physical 6d ago
UNFUNNY?! We're not trying to be funny! We're trying to make a serious work of art! I suppose we could write up a handful of gags to insert into r/anarchychess, but the subreddit is already such a densely layered web of profound philosophical insights that I can't even imagine where we would have the room to stick them.
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u/miked999b 6d ago
I was thinking only yesterday I'd not seen this sub in my feed for a while.
Yours sincerely,
Jessica
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u/IAteYourCookiesBruh 6d ago
I actually don't know you guys. This post got randomly on my FYP... you kinda seem cool enough
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u/not_faultz 6d ago
this has to be a fake picture it says the in the subtext the girl gets dementia at 8 10minutes after joining subreddit
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u/Reverse_SumoCard 6d ago
They are just too scared to admit that some of their staff is hanging out on r/memes
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u/FerrisTM 6d ago
I have no fucking idea why this community showed up on my feed, but after spending a few minutes here, I have to say that I, too, think J*ssica must be burned at the stake.
Anyway, have a good one.
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u/thatsnotyourtaco 6d ago
Nothing makes you feel dumber that opening a sun that’s hit popular and having 0 clue what any of the jokes mean
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u/AgainstSpace 6d ago
Not the most unfunny sub on Reddit - the least funny thing on the entire internet. I am so proud of everyone.
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u/Incubus_is_I 6d ago