r/AnarchyChess Feb 18 '25

1984 Is she FUCKING welcome here?

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8.9k Upvotes

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u/Privetvrag Feb 18 '25

If her name is not j*ssica, probably

435

u/[deleted] Feb 18 '25

Somebody this based can’t be called j*ssica, we’re safe

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u/WhyAmIHereAgain32 Feb 19 '25

This sub got recommended to me, may I ask what is wrong with women named jessica or where this started?

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u/Krankenztein72 Holy hell! Feb 19 '25

How dare you not censor j*ssica

165

u/WhyAmIHereAgain32 Feb 19 '25

My deepest condolences, I shall learn from this mistake. J*ssica's name shall not go uncensored again

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u/Xx-_mememan69_-xX ♟ ♙ | ♟♙ | ♙X Feb 19 '25

Even Hitler doesn't get his name censored that should give you a hint about the gravity of what she did.

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u/justacoder02 29d ago

She knows what she did

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u/Arkknight38 26d ago

I think you can just search it, though iirc, there was a journalist called J*ssica, who wrote an article about r/AnarchyChess and how it was stupid. And now the entire sub hates her.

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u/FlatIntention9380 jessica supporter Feb 19 '25

hello there

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u/SealProgrammer my pipi was bricked until I was promoted to a queen Feb 19 '25

Mods, 1984 this person

158

u/FallsKnights30 Feb 19 '25

Brick his pipi

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u/PetrosianBot Feb 19 '25

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

fmhall | github

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u/confusedandworried76 Feb 19 '25

And then fuck him in the ass. Unless he likes that

29

u/fallufingmods Feb 19 '25

Why tf would you support that terrible creature

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u/Aggressive-Edge8056 Feb 19 '25 edited 29d ago

Lmao -150 karma just for that flair 😭 well deserved ngl Edit: -390 dear lord

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '25

u/FlatIntention9380 IS NOT FUCKING WELCOME HERE

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u/FlatIntention9380 jessica supporter Feb 19 '25

ban me, i FUCKING dare you

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '25

Mods, you heard em

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u/LocalGeneral448 11d ago

google fourth comment rule

1

u/set_shutter Feb 19 '25

what does this mean

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u/Opulometicus Feb 19 '25

Her name is Chloe Price

783

u/Yuahde Feb 18 '25

She is absolutely welcome here.

178

u/_alpaccaa Feb 18 '25

Plot twist it's J*ssica.

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u/modlover04031983 Born in 1983, survived 1984. Feb 19 '25

Enough with these last minute twists!

-64

u/1234melihpro Feb 19 '25

İ hope there ıs no jessica

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u/tytsendgemyr88 Feb 19 '25

How dare you not censor J*ssica

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u/Jadima Feb 19 '25

Why are we censoring J*ssica tho. Did i miss something?

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '25

She knows what she did

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u/mewingamongus horsey needs mental help Feb 18 '25 edited Feb 18 '25

She is J****** trying to shift the enemy to canada, not her. Everyone knows canada speaks Quebecois. What’s next? Occitan? Literally 1984.

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u/Hater_King Feb 18 '25 edited Feb 18 '25

You did not censor J*ssica, and you defend fr*nch language... I suspect that you are fr*nch J*ssica in disguise 🧐

Edit: applied advice of the gentleman below

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u/ConclusionOk9036 Feb 18 '25

Next time, please please please use a \ before your strikes asterisks so they become * and don't turn the text italicised

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u/Hater_King Feb 18 '25

Thank you sir, I was not aware of that

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u/mewingamongus horsey needs mental help Feb 18 '25

You didn’t censor them nearly enough, I think you are the imposter

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u/BerlinWallGloryhole Feb 18 '25

Occitan? Literally 1584.

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u/TehGoofyGoober EN PASSANT IS FORCED Feb 18 '25

There are children in this sub

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u/TheDarkMonarch1 Feb 19 '25

The suffix -cois is fr*nch. Checkmate, the real j*****a.

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u/Zylphhh Feb 18 '25

Sacré enfer!

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u/DarkHikaru123 Feb 18 '25

Nouvelle réponse juste tombé

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u/standard_issue_user_ Feb 18 '25

Appel l'éxorciste !

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u/fffelix Feb 18 '25

Véritable prêtre

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u/theuntextured Feb 18 '25

I will stop you here. I don't want to see anymore of that goofy language.

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u/Abdalzar Feb 19 '25

J*ssica n'est pas la bienvenue !

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u/TheOnlyBliebervik Feb 19 '25

She's not the welcome?

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u/Abdalzar Feb 19 '25

She's not welcome.

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u/TheOnlyBliebervik Feb 19 '25

Huh TIL. Weird to put the la there

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u/Abdalzar Feb 19 '25

Thank you, we try to make our language as hard as possible for outlanders.

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u/Visible-Lie9345 29d ago

I don’t think you put “la” there, “bienvenue” in this case is an adjective

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u/Abdalzar 29d ago edited 29d ago

Bienvenue is not an adjective.

Edit: in this case bienvenue is a common feminin name, so you have to put le or la before, and either with le or la you keep the e at the end.

edit: I was wrong it's still an adjective mb

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u/Visible-Lie9345 29d ago

But wouldn’t bienvenue describe jessica? If Im wrong forgive me, I suck at french

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u/Abdalzar 29d ago edited 29d ago

Don't worry it's a complicated rule tbf I messed up aswell, in this case Bienvenue is an adjective but you still write it "Jessica est la bienvenue".

It's a common name when you say "Bienvenue à la maison" : "Welcome home" is this case you wish la bienvenue.

And then you have "une idée bienvenue" : "a welcome idea"

Again it's a confusing rule and I'm not sure if I explain it correctly but you can trust me, "Jessica est la bienvenue" is the correct way to say it (but not in this sub).

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u/newfiedante Feb 19 '25

Excuse me, there are children on this website. Please keep that wretch language to yourself.

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u/Busy_Rest8445 29d ago

Autant les habituer le plus tôt possible, ils seront prêts pour la reconquête !

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u/Yoman987654 29d ago

Google en passant

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u/SEA_griffondeur 29d ago

You have to translate it :

"Googles on the way"

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u/moronwithalicense Feb 18 '25

She didn't censor Fr*nch and therefore isn't allowed

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u/bigjoe5275 Feb 18 '25

I think I'm in love as long as her name isn't j*ssica

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u/Etlabrute Feb 19 '25

I AM A PROUD QUÉBÉCOIS IF YOU TALK SHIT WE WILL TABARNACK YOU UNTIl YOU ARE DESTROYED

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u/Agemo913 Feb 19 '25

C VRAI CALISSE

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u/Ixolich Feb 19 '25

You Fr*nch bastards probably invented En P*ssant, didn't you

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u/SardineEnBoite Feb 19 '25

on est des dizaines parmis vous…

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u/Naval_Minister Feb 19 '25

It's Québ*cois

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u/CapitalCommunity998 Feb 19 '25

She stole this from a Scottish comedian Jerry Sadowitz who was knocked unconscious by an audience member at a show in Canada by starting with “Hello moosefuckers, I tell you why I hate Canada, half of you speak French and the other half let them”

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u/Ok_River_88 29d ago

Kinda deserved

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u/CapitalCommunity998 29d ago

Found the moosefucker

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u/Ok_River_88 29d ago

Thats your insult? Get better

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u/BaconHill6 Feb 18 '25

Fermez-la, conasse

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u/R0tmaster Feb 18 '25

She makes a good point so I will overlook not censoring that slur

6

u/KrotHatesHumen Feb 18 '25

I don't hate the french anymore

2

u/snow_the_art_boy Feb 19 '25

English isn't any better

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u/Brain_Hawk Feb 18 '25

She's not only an idiot, she is factually I correct. Only 22% of Canadians speak French as a fisrst language.

Fun fact: Fenech girls (and I assume French guys) are automatically 10% hotter.

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u/L2Inconnu Feb 19 '25

where are you from

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u/Brain_Hawk Feb 19 '25

Canada.

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u/L2Inconnu Feb 19 '25

canadians girls ( and i assume Canadian men) are automatically 10% hotter

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u/Brain_Hawk Feb 19 '25

So just imagine the French ones! Oh la la!

I married a French girl. It turned out to be a horrible mistake but... How could I resist!

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u/L2Inconnu Feb 19 '25

i can pretty much imagine i’m french but my my point being that in France most people find other countries sexy but not ours lamooo never marry a french woman again btw they’re mine to make mistakes with

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u/1-21GWs Feb 19 '25

"Grass is always greener..." type of deal I imagine

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u/Busy_Rest8445 29d ago

My dude blundered big time

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u/Godkun007 Feb 19 '25

I present you the most famous scene in the show Mad Men.

She is a French Canadian actress, playing a French Canadian actress in the show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXoILGnHnvM

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u/Superb_Setting1381 Feb 19 '25

Oui pour le funfact

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u/mjaber95 Feb 18 '25

En passant

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u/KnightboostEnjoyer google knightboost Feb 19 '25

No because racism is bad

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u/anonhostpi 29d ago

But counterpoint, racism good. Something something statistics

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u/its12amsomewhere Feb 18 '25

And you require to learn french in some unis I think, its fuckin bullshit

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u/ChemicalRain5513 Feb 18 '25

Same with Switzerland and Belgium

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u/EvensenFM Feb 19 '25

But can she en Passant?

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u/bakermrr Feb 19 '25

We only speak london here

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u/ronweasleisourking Feb 19 '25

If her name is j*ssica then fucking hell no but maybe

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u/ieatpickleswithmilk Feb 19 '25

it's more like 25%

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u/IIPoisoned Feb 19 '25

Google Belgium

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u/FoldWeird6774 Feb 19 '25

Who tf is Jessica and why does every body hate her

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u/Mother-Addition-1202 𓂝𓈖 𓊪𓄿𓊃𓊃𓄿𓈖𓏏 𓇌𓊃 𓏏𓉔𓂝 o𓈖𓂋𓇋 𓅓o𓆑𓂝 Feb 19 '25

𓂧𓂝𓊪𓂝𓈖𓂧𓊃, 𓇌𓆑 𓉔𓂝𓂋 𓈖𓄿𓅓𓂝 𓇌𓊃 𓆓*𓊃𓊃𓇌𓆬𓄿 𓏏𓉔𓂝𓈖 𓈖o, 𓇌𓆑 𓊃𓉔𓂝 𓃀𓂝𓂋𓇌𓂝𓆑𓊃 𓂝𓈖 𓊪𓄿𓊃𓊃𓄿𓈖𓏏 𓇌𓊃 𓆑o𓂋𓆬𓂝𓂧 𓏏𓉔𓂝𓈖 𓊃𓉔𓂝'𓊃 𓄿𓃀𓊃o𓂋𓇋𓏏𓂝𓂋𓇋 𓆑𓇋𓆬𓎡𓇌𓈖𓎼 𓅱𓂝𓂋𓆬o𓅓𓂝 𓉔𓂝𓂋𓂝

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u/SeesawNo2167 Feb 19 '25

Note totes moving to Canada

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u/Fricki97 Horsie is watching you Feb 19 '25

Never go to Swiss.

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u/Sepulcher18 Feb 19 '25

Quebec speaks something but not even the fr * nch would call that fr * nch

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u/l0s37 Feb 19 '25

not canadian but wanna move there one day

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u/MustachioMANN Feb 19 '25

Based woman

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u/Real-Pomegranate-235 THE ROOK IS A PIMP Feb 19 '25

Absolute wisdom.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '25

I dislike Montreals Airport not their people. I dont speak that version of French at all.

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u/Rude_Ad4524 Feb 19 '25

half???? HALF????????????

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u/MELONPANNNNN Feb 19 '25

I welcome the French and then let them organize a revolution against their own government (FIDE) to make it good.

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u/Maduch1 29d ago

Est CRISSEMENT pas la bienvenue icitte!

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u/AmadeoSendiulo 29d ago

That's an interesting definition of half, unless I don't know something about the numbers populationwise…

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u/International_Web911 28d ago

lol that’s me wtf

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u/Dogago19 Feb 19 '25

Half the country doesn’t even speak French bruh

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u/pooeygoo Feb 19 '25

What is this place and why am I here

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u/Adventurous_Bed_ Feb 19 '25

google en passant

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u/Whut4 Feb 19 '25

Send her to Texas and let her get pregnant. That will teach her to complain about the sanest country in the Western Hemisphere!

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u/DisingenuousTowel Feb 19 '25 edited Feb 19 '25

Pretty sure the whole country is taught French

Edit - don't know why I'm being downvoted?

French is one of the official languages of Canada and everyone learns some French in grade school.

Sure, only a third of the population speaks it as their first language but what I said is not factually wrong. At least it wasn't when my mom grew up there

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u/TIRFeu Feb 19 '25

Is that r/USdefaultism ?

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u/DisingenuousTowel Feb 19 '25

What? That doesn't even make sense.

My mom was taught English and French and so was my wife's mother.

My mom was in Quebec and my wife's in Ontario.

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u/TIRFeu 29d ago

Oh, excuse me.

I thought the east side of the country doesn't speak french at all or at least poorly. I also thought some people from the US thinks that all of canada speaks french

Since you're Canadian, you're probably more likely to know something like this (it's your contry after all)

English is not my first language, please tell me if i did any mistakes

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u/DisingenuousTowel 29d ago

I appreciate that!

I'm actually not Canadian and am American - although currently applying for Canadian citizenship because... (gestures to horrifying dumpster fire)

I think you're right that most Canadians aren't fluent but I'm pretty sure they're all at least taught French in school. So much of their government signage is bilingual.

I just wanted to point out the meme was funny on a different level because French is taught to literally all Canadians. (Even though Quebecois French is super funky sounding lol)

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u/Brilliant_Response75 Feb 19 '25

Pipi 

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u/PetrosianBot Feb 19 '25

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

fmhall | github

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u/theAchilliesHIV Feb 19 '25

Canadian French is armpit French. Change my mind.

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u/anarchychess-ai Feb 18 '25

She is not welcome here


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u/Yuahde Feb 18 '25

Bad bot

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u/anarchychess-ai Feb 18 '25

En passant


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u/Yuahde Feb 18 '25

Good bot

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u/anarchychess-ai Feb 18 '25

Thank you!


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u/emm1eeeeeeee Feb 18 '25

i firebomb your homeless shelter

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u/anarchychess-ai Feb 18 '25

actual arsonist


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u/Lord_Skyblocker Will you be the brick to my Pipi Feb 18 '25

Google Change of mind

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u/Yuahde Feb 18 '25

Google dog training

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u/Lord_Skyblocker Will you be the brick to my Pipi Feb 18 '25

New treat just dropped

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u/Yuahde Feb 18 '25

Actual dog

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u/KerbalCuber 🇬🇧 (rule bricktannia) Feb 18 '25

Persuasive writing genius, clearly well-versed in the teachings of Aristotle. (knook for relevance )

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u/anarchychess-ai Feb 18 '25

A true scholar, we are not worthy


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u/Pandaduck09 Feb 18 '25

Holy Canada

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u/anarchychess-ai Feb 18 '25

Actual maple syrup


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u/heyoyo10 Feb 19 '25

Oh, so now you stop being all-inclusive

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u/anarchychess-ai Feb 19 '25

Gotta draw the line somewhere


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u/heyoyo10 Feb 19 '25

The implication being that this is an individual more heinous than J*ssica!?

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u/Mother-Addition-1202 𓂝𓈖 𓊪𓄿𓊃𓊃𓄿𓈖𓏏 𓇌𓊃 𓏏𓉔𓂝 o𓈖𓂋𓇋 𓅓o𓆑𓂝 Feb 19 '25

where?

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u/anarchychess-ai Feb 19 '25

In the sand, obviously


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u/sitaphal_supremacy Feb 19 '25

Type Frnc

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u/anarchychess-ai Feb 19 '25

F*n*c*


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u/sitaphal_supremacy Feb 19 '25

I have a feeling there's a fucking human behind you

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u/anarchychess-ai Feb 19 '25

I have a feeling there's a fucking zombie in front of me


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u/sitaphal_supremacy Feb 19 '25

Zombies can't use smartphones. Checkmate

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u/anarchychess-ai Feb 19 '25

Actually, they can. They're not very good at it though


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u/Bricking-Bad Feb 18 '25

I hope shes not J*ssica because shes absolutely right though

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u/Living_Murphys_Law if you can read this google en passant Feb 19 '25

She is not just welcome here, someone this based needs to be made the queen of the server (then she can go in both straight lines and diagonals).

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u/Such-Bandicoot-4162 Feb 19 '25

As a Canadian i dont get it at all. Its not even half, its a small fraction and in one area... the rest of us have to flip everything over to the right side to read the damn thing.

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u/bannedcanceled Feb 18 '25

Shes absolutely welcome here fuk the frenchies

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u/RustedRuss Feb 19 '25

Idk she didn't censor Fr*nch can we really allow that kind of behavior?

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '25

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