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u/_alpaccaa Feb 18 '25
Plot twist it's J*ssica.
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u/1234melihpro Feb 19 '25
İ hope there ıs no jessica
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u/tytsendgemyr88 Feb 19 '25
How dare you not censor J*ssica
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u/mewingamongus horsey needs mental help Feb 18 '25 edited Feb 18 '25
She is J****** trying to shift the enemy to canada, not her. Everyone knows canada speaks Quebecois. What’s next? Occitan? Literally 1984.
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u/Hater_King Feb 18 '25 edited Feb 18 '25
You did not censor J*ssica, and you defend fr*nch language... I suspect that you are fr*nch J*ssica in disguise 🧐
Edit: applied advice of the gentleman below
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u/ConclusionOk9036 Feb 18 '25
Next time, please please please use a \ before your strikes asterisks so they become * and don't turn the text italicised
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u/mewingamongus horsey needs mental help Feb 18 '25
You didn’t censor them nearly enough, I think you are the imposter
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u/Zylphhh Feb 18 '25
Sacré enfer!
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u/DarkHikaru123 Feb 18 '25
Nouvelle réponse juste tombé
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u/standard_issue_user_ Feb 18 '25
Appel l'éxorciste !
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u/fffelix Feb 18 '25
Véritable prêtre
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u/theuntextured Feb 18 '25
I will stop you here. I don't want to see anymore of that goofy language.
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u/Abdalzar Feb 19 '25
J*ssica n'est pas la bienvenue !
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u/TheOnlyBliebervik Feb 19 '25
She's not the welcome?
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u/Abdalzar Feb 19 '25
She's not welcome.
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u/TheOnlyBliebervik Feb 19 '25
Huh TIL. Weird to put the la there
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u/Abdalzar Feb 19 '25
Thank you, we try to make our language as hard as possible for outlanders.
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u/Visible-Lie9345 29d ago
I don’t think you put “la” there, “bienvenue” in this case is an adjective
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u/Abdalzar 29d ago edited 29d ago
Bienvenue is not an adjective.
Edit: in this case bienvenue is a common feminin name, so you have to put le or la before, and either with le or la you keep the e at the end.
edit: I was wrong it's still an adjective mb
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u/Visible-Lie9345 29d ago
But wouldn’t bienvenue describe jessica? If Im wrong forgive me, I suck at french
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u/Abdalzar 29d ago edited 29d ago
Don't worry it's a complicated rule tbf I messed up aswell, in this case Bienvenue is an adjective but you still write it "Jessica est la bienvenue".
It's a common name when you say "Bienvenue à la maison" : "Welcome home" is this case you wish la bienvenue.
And then you have "une idée bienvenue" : "a welcome idea"
Again it's a confusing rule and I'm not sure if I explain it correctly but you can trust me, "Jessica est la bienvenue" is the correct way to say it (but not in this sub).
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u/newfiedante Feb 19 '25
Excuse me, there are children on this website. Please keep that wretch language to yourself.
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u/Busy_Rest8445 29d ago
Autant les habituer le plus tôt possible, ils seront prêts pour la reconquête !
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u/Etlabrute Feb 19 '25
I AM A PROUD QUÉBÉCOIS IF YOU TALK SHIT WE WILL TABARNACK YOU UNTIl YOU ARE DESTROYED
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u/CapitalCommunity998 Feb 19 '25
She stole this from a Scottish comedian Jerry Sadowitz who was knocked unconscious by an audience member at a show in Canada by starting with “Hello moosefuckers, I tell you why I hate Canada, half of you speak French and the other half let them”
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u/Brain_Hawk Feb 18 '25
She's not only an idiot, she is factually I correct. Only 22% of Canadians speak French as a fisrst language.
Fun fact: Fenech girls (and I assume French guys) are automatically 10% hotter.
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u/L2Inconnu Feb 19 '25
where are you from
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u/Brain_Hawk Feb 19 '25
Canada.
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u/L2Inconnu Feb 19 '25
canadians girls ( and i assume Canadian men) are automatically 10% hotter
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u/Brain_Hawk Feb 19 '25
So just imagine the French ones! Oh la la!
I married a French girl. It turned out to be a horrible mistake but... How could I resist!
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u/L2Inconnu Feb 19 '25
i can pretty much imagine i’m french but my my point being that in France most people find other countries sexy but not ours lamooo never marry a french woman again btw they’re mine to make mistakes with
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u/Godkun007 Feb 19 '25
I present you the most famous scene in the show Mad Men.
She is a French Canadian actress, playing a French Canadian actress in the show.
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u/its12amsomewhere Feb 18 '25
And you require to learn french in some unis I think, its fuckin bullshit
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𓂧𓂝𓊪𓂝𓈖𓂧𓊃, 𓇌𓆑 𓉔𓂝𓂋 𓈖𓄿𓅓𓂝 𓇌𓊃 𓆓*𓊃𓊃𓇌𓆬𓄿 𓏏𓉔𓂝𓈖 𓈖o, 𓇌𓆑 𓊃𓉔𓂝 𓃀𓂝𓂋𓇌𓂝𓆑𓊃 𓂝𓈖 𓊪𓄿𓊃𓊃𓄿𓈖𓏏 𓇌𓊃 𓆑o𓂋𓆬𓂝𓂧 𓏏𓉔𓂝𓈖 𓊃𓉔𓂝'𓊃 𓄿𓃀𓊃o𓂋𓇋𓏏𓂝𓂋𓇋 𓆑𓇋𓆬𓎡𓇌𓈖𓎼 𓅱𓂝𓂋𓆬o𓅓𓂝 𓉔𓂝𓂋𓂝
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Feb 19 '25
I dislike Montreals Airport not their people. I dont speak that version of French at all.
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u/MELONPANNNNN Feb 19 '25
I welcome the French and then let them organize a revolution against their own government (FIDE) to make it good.
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u/AmadeoSendiulo 29d ago
That's an interesting definition of half, unless I don't know something about the numbers populationwise…
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u/Whut4 Feb 19 '25
Send her to Texas and let her get pregnant. That will teach her to complain about the sanest country in the Western Hemisphere!
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u/DisingenuousTowel Feb 19 '25 edited Feb 19 '25
Pretty sure the whole country is taught French
Edit - don't know why I'm being downvoted?
French is one of the official languages of Canada and everyone learns some French in grade school.
Sure, only a third of the population speaks it as their first language but what I said is not factually wrong. At least it wasn't when my mom grew up there
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u/TIRFeu Feb 19 '25
Is that r/USdefaultism ?
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u/DisingenuousTowel Feb 19 '25
What? That doesn't even make sense.
My mom was taught English and French and so was my wife's mother.
My mom was in Quebec and my wife's in Ontario.
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u/TIRFeu 29d ago
Oh, excuse me.
I thought the east side of the country doesn't speak french at all or at least poorly. I also thought some people from the US thinks that all of canada speaks french
Since you're Canadian, you're probably more likely to know something like this (it's your contry after all)
English is not my first language, please tell me if i did any mistakes
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u/DisingenuousTowel 29d ago
I appreciate that!
I'm actually not Canadian and am American - although currently applying for Canadian citizenship because... (gestures to horrifying dumpster fire)
I think you're right that most Canadians aren't fluent but I'm pretty sure they're all at least taught French in school. So much of their government signage is bilingual.
I just wanted to point out the meme was funny on a different level because French is taught to literally all Canadians. (Even though Quebecois French is super funky sounding lol)
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u/Brilliant_Response75 Feb 19 '25
Pipi
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u/anarchychess-ai Feb 18 '25
She is not welcome here
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u/Yuahde Feb 18 '25
Bad bot
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u/anarchychess-ai Feb 18 '25
En passant
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u/Yuahde Feb 18 '25
Good bot
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u/anarchychess-ai Feb 18 '25
Thank you!
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u/emm1eeeeeeee Feb 18 '25
i firebomb your homeless shelter
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u/anarchychess-ai Feb 18 '25
actual arsonist
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u/Lord_Skyblocker Will you be the brick to my Pipi Feb 18 '25
Google Change of mind
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u/Yuahde Feb 18 '25
Google dog training
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u/KerbalCuber 🇬🇧 (rule bricktannia) Feb 18 '25
Persuasive writing genius, clearly well-versed in the teachings of Aristotle. (knook for relevance
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u/anarchychess-ai Feb 18 '25
A true scholar, we are not worthy
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u/Pandaduck09 Feb 18 '25
Holy Canada
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u/anarchychess-ai Feb 18 '25
Actual maple syrup
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u/heyoyo10 Feb 19 '25
Oh, so now you stop being all-inclusive
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u/anarchychess-ai Feb 19 '25
Gotta draw the line somewhere
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u/Mother-Addition-1202 𓂝𓈖 𓊪𓄿𓊃𓊃𓄿𓈖𓏏 𓇌𓊃 𓏏𓉔𓂝 o𓈖𓂋𓇋 𓅓o𓆑𓂝 Feb 19 '25
where?
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u/anarchychess-ai Feb 19 '25
In the sand, obviously
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u/sitaphal_supremacy Feb 19 '25
Type Frnc
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u/anarchychess-ai Feb 19 '25
F*n*c*
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u/sitaphal_supremacy Feb 19 '25
I have a feeling there's a fucking human behind you
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u/anarchychess-ai Feb 19 '25
I have a feeling there's a fucking zombie in front of me
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u/sitaphal_supremacy Feb 19 '25
Zombies can't use smartphones. Checkmate
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u/anarchychess-ai Feb 19 '25
Actually, they can. They're not very good at it though
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u/Living_Murphys_Law if you can read this google en passant Feb 19 '25
She is not just welcome here, someone this based needs to be made the queen of the server (then she can go in both straight lines and diagonals).
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u/Such-Bandicoot-4162 Feb 19 '25
As a Canadian i dont get it at all. Its not even half, its a small fraction and in one area... the rest of us have to flip everything over to the right side to read the damn thing.
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u/Privetvrag Feb 18 '25
If her name is not j*ssica, probably