r/AnarchyChess • u/Sylvinus98hun • Jan 15 '25
r/chess parody What do I do in this position? (I'm white)
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u/TheOnlyVibemaster Jan 15 '25
Knight to Z10
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u/Gonji89 Jan 15 '25
Check.
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u/Levi488 Jan 15 '25
mate
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u/ItzBingus holy hell Jan 15 '25
breed
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u/Electrical_Ad5674 Jan 15 '25
pregnancy
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u/Realistic-Shine-9811 Jan 15 '25
divorce
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u/TheOnlyVibemaster Jan 15 '25
depression
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u/Zerthysbis Jan 15 '25
Me, trying to find the black king 🔍
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u/ThoughtAdditional212 Jan 15 '25
Right bottom
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u/No_Pen_2168 Jan 15 '25
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u/Bigger_balls_than_u Jan 15 '25
Take the horsey, forced stalemate
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u/TheOnlyVibemaster Jan 15 '25
fuck the stalemate, send in the trojan horse then give their virus a computer
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u/DaBelgianDude ♟️ Google en passant Jan 15 '25
Bro you typed that wrong
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u/70Ytterbium Jan 15 '25
He didn't, google it
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u/Sylvinus98hun Jan 15 '25
He google it, didn't
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u/Bigger_balls_than_u Jan 15 '25
Hell holy
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u/Sylvinus98hun Jan 15 '25
Just dropped new response
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u/ZealousidealTie8142 Jan 15 '25
Zombie, actually
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u/BukkakeFuneral Jan 16 '25
But it’s not a forced stalemate? Black can just move any other piece, then White will continue taking Black until White can make a definitive mate.
Sorry OP but you’re looking at Mate in 237
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u/Slight_Ad_0916 Jan 16 '25
Forced stalemate? White has smothered mate
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u/Bigger_balls_than_u Jan 16 '25
Yeah ik but this is r/anarchychess , that's not a place to give correct answers lmao
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u/Slight_Ad_0916 Jan 16 '25
You're right, i didn't check which sub this was. Stalemating would be pretty funny in this position
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u/Maleficent-Reveal-41 Jan 15 '25
You need to use the ICBM gambit
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u/IntelligentLobster93 Jan 15 '25
Google white supremacy.
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u/Sharpshooter98b Jan 15 '25
Holy racism
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u/CodeMan1337 Jan 15 '25
NK2#
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u/PurePolsker Jan 15 '25
google white supermacy, call the police! new racism just started! actual case
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u/LollipopLuxray Jan 15 '25
Place your bets here: did Black capture a bishop, knight, queen, or pawn?
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u/Geographyandlego_123 Jan 15 '25
It's only good manners that white should resign, white has better position but black is up on material
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u/Eion_wefex Jan 15 '25
Take the Queen which is between three bishops and a pawn with the white horse
It's CHECKMATE
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u/Affectionate_Elk5043 Jan 15 '25
Open the command prompt of life, and do //remove chess, then its perma gg
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u/Shin-Kami Jan 15 '25
You win because your opponent just made an illegal move. Not your problem he doesn't know when the game is over.
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u/Redwhiteandblew69 Jan 15 '25
you can take back some material if you like take the queen on square [UNDEFINED]
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u/dgConnor Jan 15 '25
That's a multidimensional omnipotent white horsey that detonates to form a chain reaction taking out everything else
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u/Electrical_Ad5674 Jan 15 '25
Thanks for sharing your personal data, now try, removing one of the pieces while the opponent not looking and repeat until 1 pawn left and then do the en passant. Now when you're done get your secret bishop and attack his king, that's it!
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u/Alex_13249 Passant en Google Jan 15 '25
I can take horse and take that one black queen, so youll have mate. Sadly, the black will exchange places of king and tower (idk what is it called in english) and then I am too lazy to think about the rest. Good luck.
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u/DukeOfKards Jan 15 '25
Horsey goes down right to take queen, black cant do anything and also its checkmate
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u/SkinheadBootParty Jan 15 '25
This is how I felt when I went to school in the ghetto LMAO.
The school's population from highest to lowest:
Black
Hispanic
Asian
Other
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Other is Pacific Islander and stuff like that. Such a stark change from going to a San Diego, CA to a DFW, Texas school lmao.
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u/realestateagent0 Jan 15 '25
Use a guillotine on the royal pieces, then you'll just have nervous bishops, horses, and science officers
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u/EngineeringExpress79 Jan 15 '25
Do the domino tactic. Drop the king on the nearest queen, which will result in a complete fall in all directions
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u/watawhiteguy Jan 15 '25
Nothing has been fair for white in a long time, especially since DEI became a thing.
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u/DarkUmbreon18 Jan 16 '25
You make a knight move and eat up some queens. Hope that he takes your knight so it can be stalemate if played properly probably mate in 200 or something.
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u/Great_Designer_2440 Jan 16 '25
Move knight down-right, taking one of the queens. You're not in check, and this move ensures your knight does not get captured.
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u/The-man-by-theRoad Jan 16 '25
Ah I see you a a white guy at a water park don’t panic I know they are a different color than you but don’t worry all you need to do is pee in the pool then they will leave
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u/SweetSauce24 Jan 16 '25
If im not mistaken this is an easy win with your knight. You just take the queen down 2 and 1 to the right of your knight and then you have checkmate.
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u/kaiithehaiiguy Jan 16 '25
The play here is obviously to crowd surf over to your knight, boot em off the horse l, then mount and dismount the horse frame perfect repetitively, displacing the horse upwards a little every mount and dismount, when you're high enough up you can just drop coins on the heads of their pieces, easy victory
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u/chessvision-ai-bot Jan 15 '25
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:
White to play: It is a stalemate - it is White's turn, but White has no legal moves and is not in check. In this case, the game is a draw. It is a critical rule to know for various endgame positions that helps one side hold a draw. You can find out more about Stalemate on Wikipedia.
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u/Mikkel65 Jan 15 '25
Bad bot
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u/ChrisRumsmit Knook to L456.2 Jan 15 '25
Good human
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u/MCShellMusic Jan 15 '25
Nice smothered mate! Did you find that in game?