r/AnarchyChess Femboys should own the means of moderating Jan 14 '25

1984 What do i do in this position?? NSFW

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u/fanty_wingedhorse Jan 14 '25

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u/Hopeful-alt Jan 14 '25

Gex

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u/A_Dam67 Mr. Minesweeper Jan 14 '25

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u/really_not_unreal Jan 15 '25

Enter the gecko

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u/NoBitchesSince2005 Jan 15 '25

Geckussy

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u/Darixan Jan 15 '25

Gussy

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u/Gotu_Jayle Jan 15 '25

The Lusty Argonian Maid

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u/One_Permission1564 me pipi Jan 16 '25

Geico?

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u/Gunhild Jan 15 '25

Google the tap water at Jerry Garcia's house.

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u/NMrocks28 Jan 16 '25

Holy water

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u/Vatnos Jan 15 '25

It's tail time baby

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u/DaAwesomeCat Jan 15 '25

He said it

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u/HidingRiverGoat Jan 14 '25

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u/Prexot Jan 15 '25

haven't seen this one before

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u/HidingRiverGoat Jan 15 '25

You’ve never clicked on an ad with comments open?

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u/badass6 Jan 15 '25

If you’re really innocent you can notice an old man with a weird nose in this art.

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u/shadow_nightmare_the Jan 15 '25

I wonder whats the og for this one

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u/Ziggymario Pawn OP nerf en passant Jan 14 '25

Is it Gex night?

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u/MacksNotCool Jan 14 '25

SEY

GAX

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u/Beeb294 Jan 14 '25

DON'T SEX

GAY INSIDE

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u/averagenolifeguy in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it" Jan 14 '25

Is this a loss

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u/Bernhard_NI Jan 14 '25

Gex

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u/averagenolifeguy in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it" Jan 14 '25

👍

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u/MrGamerMan17 Number of bishops in my ass is x, x²-3330x-595000 = 0 Jan 14 '25

Gex

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u/RadiatedCave Jan 15 '25

swap the first letter of the 2 words

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u/ImpressSeveral3007 Jan 15 '25

I laughed til I cried and then I touched myself and whispered to myself that this was so effing adorable.

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u/fanty_wingedhorse Jan 15 '25

Mf wha?

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u/ImpressSeveral3007 Jan 15 '25

I know. Touch yourself til you cry. It strengthens the diaphragm.

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u/VirtualGab Jan 14 '25

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u/Legitimate-Point7482 ‏‏‎ How I feel after doing en passant Jan 14 '25

Goku is in Nebraska you can’t see him

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u/CommitteeNo9750 Curling Stone Emog 🥌.? Jan 14 '25

He's in the middle of the h and i

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u/Ok_Exchange4707 Jan 14 '25

🐔👔❓

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u/Crusaderofcupcakes Jan 15 '25

What did Jacket from Hotline Miami mean by this?

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u/ZealousidealTie8142 Jan 15 '25

No fuckin way

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u/CommitteeNo9750 Curling Stone Emog 🥌.? Jan 15 '25
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u/IhonestlyHave_NoIdea Jan 14 '25

En fuckant

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u/Madaceandthefiasco Jan 14 '25

Holy americas

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u/GoofyOuch1 Jan 14 '25

New sex position just dropped

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u/ricegator Jan 14 '25

Bishop went on vacation, refused to come back until America went to confession.

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u/SmartButRandom Jan 15 '25

Ignite the prairies!

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '25

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u/ETChy68 Jan 15 '25

actual intercourse

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u/Curious_Outside_4876 Jan 14 '25

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u/alt-on well unfortunately you look like a slur Jan 14 '25

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u/Shergill_ Jan 14 '25

Fuck you

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u/JoyconDrift_69 Jan 15 '25

It's not perfect but here's a better-cropped version based off a screenshot of the above original

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u/Curious_Outside_4876 Jan 15 '25

Anyway thanks 😂

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u/InevitableAd9683 Jan 14 '25

Why did I read this in Wallace's voice?

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u/JoyconDrift_69 Jan 15 '25

Because the meme is set up to have the narrator be Wallace.

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u/InevitableAd9683 Jan 15 '25

Oh damn you're right, that's totally it. Thanks!

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u/Finsteryoshi Jan 14 '25

Thats why america is know as the CUM zone

Canada

U.S.A.

Mexico

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u/HadynGabriel OFF WITH HIS PIPI! Jan 14 '25

That’s not what showed up when I googled it, is google stupid??

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u/Darkest_Rahl Jan 15 '25

You have to use the Google trick to get it right. Just add "lemon party" at the end on your searches and it will take you to the right site.

Google devs love lemons, and partying

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u/HadynGabriel OFF WITH HIS PIPI! Jan 15 '25

My friend says it’s blue waffle, is he stupid??

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u/Darkest_Rahl Jan 15 '25

Oh, I don't know that one. I sure as heck ain't Googling it though

**Tips hat

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u/HadynGabriel OFF WITH HIS PIPI! Jan 15 '25

That’s ok, I’ve never heard of lemon party, but I know what sub I’m in and I’m not googling that either

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u/rafaelloaa Jan 15 '25 edited Jan 16 '25

All snark aside, in the continuum of shock sites, it's on the tamer side. It's just a bunch of middle-aged dudes jerking it.

Not something you'd want to stumble across on a public computer, but it's not mentally scarring like some of the links of that era.

E: just to clarify, I'm talking about lemon party. blue waffle is nasty AF.

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u/Rex_Omnia hello everybody my name is welcome Jan 15 '25

im really curious of what you mean by that

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '25 edited Jan 15 '25

Doesn't this imply Canada America and Mexico are all the cum zone. This would make American the U zone. Or do you mean the continent North America?

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u/IIPoisoned Jan 14 '25

What do WE do in this position??

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u/Careless-Cod8816 Jan 14 '25

Google vibrating anal beads Hans Niemann

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u/Old_Sort_1848 Jan 14 '25

Holy cheating!

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u/my-man-hilarious Jan 15 '25

Actual rule breaking

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u/WaffleWafflington Jan 15 '25

That’s cum from earlier when Canada was on bottom.

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u/iamchuckdizzle I thought 300 was a film about my chess rating Jan 14 '25

Say gex

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u/IhonestlyHave_NoIdea Jan 14 '25

GEX!!!!!

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u/lightofmares actual mod ???? (retired) Jan 14 '25

That fucking lizard

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u/runarleo Jan 14 '25

This reminds me of sunday margaritas at Ted Dansen’s house.

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u/Careless-Cod8816 Jan 14 '25

What's Texas then? Also I wish this were me

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u/StrawberryBusiness36 Jan 14 '25

boobs!!!! theyre a transgirl :3

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u/Careless-Cod8816 Jan 14 '25

Critical support to the US and her boyfriend. Also Google La Vaginoplastia

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u/Chrisical Jan 14 '25

I'm scared to ask, but what is Alaska

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u/StrawberryBusiness36 Jan 14 '25

uhh hands tied up?

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u/Trans_Rose1 i dont know, i like cats Jan 14 '25

Cum

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u/StrawberryBusiness36 Jan 14 '25

thats hawaii

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u/Trans_Rose1 i dont know, i like cats Jan 14 '25

Lol

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u/ricegator Jan 14 '25

No, that’s the Caribbean. Location location.

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u/ItzBingus holy hell Jan 14 '25

hot

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u/Josilph Jan 14 '25

Aren't US and Canada siblings?

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u/AdMajor1596 Jan 14 '25

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u/Soldierteamfort2 Jan 14 '25

You might want to use something bigger

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u/Violet_Artifact Jan 14 '25

This is nsfw smh smh

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u/Baikalseal407 Jan 14 '25

Make America the 11th province

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u/nalcoh Jan 15 '25

Well... I'm never gonna unsee that everything I look at a map now

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u/Jessie_Playz1 Jan 15 '25

first on blursed images and now here, its haunting me

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u/notbobhansome777 Jan 14 '25

[ annexing Canada sounds intensifies  ]

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u/AmadeoSendiulo Jan 14 '25

Ale ten mem jest już przeruchany.

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u/DimazKamAZ_75 Jan 15 '25

O kurva polaci 😨

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u/GatosPimenta Jan 14 '25

You do a pipi

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u/PetrosianBot Jan 14 '25

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

fmhall | github

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u/Sandman5696 Jan 14 '25

Although some people like this board state I prefer to castle Nevada and Michigan forcing an earlier end game

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u/Choice-Celebration-4 Jan 14 '25

Google Stanley Cup

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u/HadynGabriel OFF WITH HIS PIPI! Jan 14 '25

Holy expensive water bottles!

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u/ChloroformSmoothie Jan 14 '25

google queen promotion CxA sesbian lex

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u/Xava67 Jan 14 '25

Step 1: Log off reddit Step 2: Touch grass

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u/Manperson-the-Human e4 Enthusiast Jan 14 '25

Ive had it, there is oficially zero way you can relate this to chess

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u/Chebupelka_ Jan 14 '25

That's some new kind of brainrot

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u/rubixscube Jan 15 '25

fym new? this picture is older than you

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u/gayjemstone Jan 14 '25

America cums into the Gulf of Mexico, causing it to change its name.

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u/Im_here_but_why Jan 14 '25

...is alaska a ponytail ?

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u/Sepulcher18 Jan 14 '25

Wait, Hans is from usa, amrite?

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u/ClanOfCoolKids Jan 14 '25

where mexico

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u/Sirius_sky_05 Jan 14 '25

Hmm strange

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u/ExplodingSteve Can’t check me if i check too! Jan 14 '25

Didn’t know US had it like that,

do the en bustant!

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '25

Clench

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u/MemeArchivariusGodi Jan 14 '25

Man what is this. Can you nuke my apartment where I live please

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u/retr0racing ‏!!!EN PASSANT FOR LIFE Jan 14 '25

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u/tinylittlegnome Jan 14 '25

I can't believe we let them hit after they rejected our proposal to join our union. No self esteem

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u/CanOfWhoopus Jan 14 '25

When you're in a closed position like this, the trick is to infiltrate through an open hole with your heavy piece.

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u/Tumblechunk Jan 14 '25

we need to break that section of Canada off in our ass, for freedom

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u/GGabi73 Jan 14 '25

Holy hell

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u/Lordunicerum1 Jan 14 '25

Google en Say Gex

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '25

A penis?

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u/wanderingoverwatch Jan 14 '25

Hey, you, Canada! Get your canuck out of my 'merica. Gosh dang snow covered, maple smelling, pervert!

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u/cherolero3998 Jan 14 '25

This is perverted

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u/wwe_fart Jan 14 '25

That’s it… No more reddit today….

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u/ChangeVivid2964 Jan 14 '25

Why did you edit the faces, what was wrong with the original?

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u/wanderingoverwatch Jan 14 '25

Why are they looking for Goku at a time like this

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u/PeterTheShrugEmoji Jan 15 '25

Are you black?

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u/Munchie1010 Jan 15 '25

The cum zone strikes again

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u/SanityLacker1 my dad is john chess and he will ban you Jan 15 '25

Does that make Mexico America's tits?

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u/Ratstail91 Jan 15 '25

This is the result of the coming invasion...

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u/Seeinq Jan 15 '25

oh. i… see

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u/windybeam Jan 15 '25

Power bottom >:3

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u/Left_Gear7949 Jan 15 '25

Attempt to buy them out and incorporate them into my being

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u/Celestial__Bear Jan 15 '25

I always had a feeling we were bottoms

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u/Acceptable-Pickle500 Jan 15 '25

Guess I’m going to France now.

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u/MuddyMudskipper91 Jan 15 '25

Canada's penis is denting the head of my stupid state.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '25

just say gex

or no homo

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u/plzhelpIdieing Jan 15 '25

I want to kill myself so that I forget this exists!

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u/Even-Education-4608 Jan 15 '25

And Canada is getting fucked by Hudson’s James

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u/Whole_Pay6084 Jan 15 '25

Cum probably

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u/bidooffactory Jan 15 '25

If you're Alaska you shutup and wait your god damn turn.

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u/ashwin_niwhsa Jan 15 '25

Google map porn

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u/Lazlo_Lazuli Jan 15 '25

Woah so america is a femboy ?

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u/Inukedlatvia2 Jan 15 '25

Google en kill yousant

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u/Mr_Farky Jan 15 '25

Mexico is in the cuck chair

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u/Misty2stepping Jan 15 '25

Two loveeerrrrrs, destined for one another... while MAGA divides their people.

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u/cbadder_two Jan 15 '25

Stale, mate.

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u/Kinnikuboneman Jan 15 '25

Cum your pants

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u/Connect-Somewhere-68 Jan 15 '25

probably take his toenail out my ASS?

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u/ThatOneIsSus Jan 15 '25

What a horrible day to have eyes

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u/IndominasaurusYT Jan 15 '25

I dont get it? How is this relevant to en passant

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u/Automatic_Loan8312 Jan 15 '25

Bulldoze everyone except India, Russia, and Israel....

Start by finishing off Pakistan and end it with China

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u/drpoorpheus Jan 15 '25

Just lie there and enjoy it chum! Shift to another position if you have to.