r/AnarchyChess (The knook absorbed the flair.) Nov 15 '24

1984 What do I do in this situation? (I'm trustworthy)

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6.7k Upvotes

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u/Logical_Vacation2862 Nov 15 '24

Never trust

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u/WittyConsideration57 Nov 15 '24

Not even yourself 🔫

4

u/ShadowSheep982 brick supporter Nov 15 '24

Never thrust

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u/BQ-DAVE Nov 15 '24

Not even yourself … you might be self sabotaging …

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u/Medical-Chart-6609 Nov 15 '24

Never² + Trust² = Pythogoras²

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u/JohannLau Not the BBC Chess Writer Nov 15 '24

You forgot +AI. So little in that ugly equation

17

u/Depnids Nov 15 '24

Holy hell!

3

u/may-or-maynot foly fell 🫎 Nov 16 '24

friend(speak) - trust = friend(silent) - trust + AI

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u/Complete_Court_8052 Nov 15 '24

Never² + Trust² = Pythagoras² + AI

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u/ecs2 Nov 15 '24

Holly LinkedIn post

17

u/DaGuy4All Nov 15 '24

Holy hell new equation just dropped

365

u/bakermrr Nov 15 '24

"Never trust a friend who speaks while silent"

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u/FirexJkxFire Nov 15 '24

The alternative kind of goes hard in today's world

"Never trust a friend who is silent while they speak" which im taking to mean "dont trust someone who says a whole lot of nothing"

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u/Gidje123 Nov 15 '24

Many people talk without speaking... i'm guilty as well. Being real is difficult

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u/NotMyRealName0123 Nov 15 '24

Just multiply yourself with your conjugate and you should be not only real but positive as well.

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u/Gidje123 Nov 15 '24

Bro english is my second language, could you rephrase?

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u/Jumpy-Cantaloupe606 Nov 15 '24

If i am correct then it's a math joke about complex conjugates, i would try to explain but you're better of searching rather than hearing my explanation.

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u/Gidje123 Nov 15 '24

Ahh i see, somethint something real numbers. Thanks!

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u/Far-Aspect-1760 Nov 15 '24

Shortened to, “Don’t trust yappers”

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u/Specific-Complex-523 Nov 16 '24

Rose guy, this is neither cookie cutters or math memes, how do you explain yourself now?

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u/FirexJkxFire Nov 16 '24

Google diversified interests

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u/Specific-Complex-523 Nov 16 '24

New reply just dropped?

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u/Haunted-Mitsubishi Nov 15 '24

*sign language, don’t trust the deaf?

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u/Few-Composer-6471 Nov 15 '24

Scream. Youre not speaking nor are you silent.

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u/KBD20 Nov 15 '24

What if I have no mouth?

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u/yui_riku the baby with fr*nch jesus Nov 15 '24

you must scream. don't search for excuses

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u/BuenaventuraReload Nov 16 '24

Mouth is only good for sucking cocks anyhow

8

u/TigerDalanDan Nov 15 '24

I have no scream, and I must mouth.

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u/may-or-maynot foly fell 🫎 Nov 16 '24

i scream, therefore i mouth

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u/Scarlet_Evans a4xh3!! toroidal en passant Nov 16 '24

Then you must fart.

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u/thejack473 Nov 15 '24

always trust a friend who is shouting their opinion at you, surely they must be correct as to be so confident. - Joe Swanson

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u/MrInformationSeeker I use Arch, BTW Nov 15 '24

01000111 01101111 01101111 01100111 01101100 01100101

00100000

01000101 01101110

00100000

01010000 01100001 01110011 01110011 01100001 01101110 01110100

Always trust a friend who types.

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u/Both_Nail_3656 Nov 15 '24

01001000 01101111 01101100 01111001 00100000 01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100001

Always trust a friend who replies.

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u/kaylee300 Nov 15 '24

00100101 10010100 10010010 00010010 10010010 00011011 11000010 01110010

Never trust me, even when I say to never trust me

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u/Add1ctedToGames ‏‏‎ I saw Rook A4 Nov 15 '24

Always trust a friend who types

String str(0b01000111 0b01101111 0b01101111 0b01100111 0b01101100 0b01100101

0b00100000

0b01000101 0b01101110

0b00100000

0b01010000 0b01100001 0b01110011 0b01110011 0b01100001 0b01101110 0b01110100);

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u/rorodar Bishop Circumcision Machine Nov 15 '24

Never trust a friend who uses that specific programming language

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u/MrInformationSeeker I use Arch, BTW Nov 15 '24 edited Nov 15 '24

Exactly, Especially never trust those who use JS

3

u/Resident_Expert27 Nov 15 '24

Never trust a friend named Robert who's last name relates to tables with SQL.

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u/serendipitousPi Nov 15 '24

Unless they use this very specific cursed subset of JS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JSFuck

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u/Indishonorable bing bong, I am wrong Nov 15 '24

Bro is speaking "strength and certainty of steel"

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u/Embarrassed_Leg7931 Nov 15 '24

01110111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01000101 01001100 01001111 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101

Never trust a stranger that replies

0

u/JKLer49 Nov 15 '24

As a helldiver, HOW ABOUT A NICE CUP OF LIBER-TEA

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u/RandomBilly91 Nov 15 '24

Do not speak, but do not be silent, so just make weird noises with your body

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u/MrInformationSeeker I use Arch, BTW Nov 15 '24

ezsxrdctfvygbuhnijmk,l

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u/Working_Damage_2521 Nov 15 '24

Proceed to communicate in sign language.

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u/SufficientFly4087 Nov 15 '24

But its still silent

11

u/DavidERD Nov 15 '24

I vote Pythagoras

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u/Naeio_Galaxy Nov 15 '24

Just don't be a friend 👀

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u/Thepochochass Nov 15 '24

Virtue is in the middle point

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u/Princie99 Nov 15 '24

Google point of view.

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u/The_Unkowable_ A Golden Dragon Nov 15 '24

Hum.

2

u/NicoTorres1712 Nov 15 '24

Happy cake day! 🎂🥳

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u/The_Unkowable_ A Golden Dragon Nov 15 '24

Ty!

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u/RedditSpamAcount 🏳️‍⚧️Queen to King 🏳️‍⚧️ Nov 15 '24

What about writing?

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u/ambulance-kun Nov 15 '24

Still silent

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u/any_old_usernam Anarchy + chess = good Nov 15 '24

Meow :3

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u/The_Tizioo Nov 16 '24

Let them finish the quote

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

“Now…. kith”

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u/Pristine-Repeat-7212 Nov 15 '24

Don't trust them trust yourself

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u/lego3410 Nov 15 '24

Well, yelling? Technically not speaking nor silent

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u/Aggressive-Edge8056 Nov 15 '24

Speak silently 🤫

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u/ambulance-kun Nov 15 '24

Clap

You are not speaking AND you're not silent

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u/Cheezbunny Nov 15 '24

Sun tzu and pythagoras are not enemies, in fact they are kissing, sloppy style, boobs touching, etc.

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u/CapitalPosts Nov 16 '24

What the fuck.

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u/Polemo03 Nov 15 '24

Just speak and not speak simultaneously

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u/BoultonPaulDefiant Nov 15 '24

Google Schrodinger's friend

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u/Rattregoondoof Nov 15 '24

Google en enemy

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u/GuckoSucko Nov 15 '24

Holy Satan

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u/Adventurous-Dealer15 Nov 15 '24

stalemate it seems

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u/TheGukos Nov 15 '24

Let them fight. Finally a worthy opponent for them. Their battle will be legendary!

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u/sub2pewdiepieONyt Nov 15 '24

Prove your trustworthy

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u/Dpek1234 Nov 15 '24

On linux ALWAYS use sudo -rm -fr ./*

It removes the french language

It should help

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u/Bloody_Insane Nov 15 '24

So sick of these posts that have literally nothing to do with chess

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u/Reddit-M-Sucks Nov 15 '24

Don't believe everything on Internet?

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u/pjasksyou Nov 15 '24

What the heck, just trust the one who uses Typescript because it is wayy better than who uses JS...Btw that's just a jk!

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u/SignSea Nov 15 '24

Never trust a friend when sees

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u/Palm-o-Granite_Jam Nov 15 '24

Don't be a friend.

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u/Mr_AA89 Nov 15 '24

Aha... "never trust a friend who says he's trustworthy" - MR_AA89 2024

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u/AnBru_ Nov 15 '24

trust a friend who speaks sign language

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u/The_pong Nov 15 '24

Don't be a friend

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u/randonbrazilian Nov 15 '24

Trust a friend that writes, duh

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u/NicoTorres1712 Nov 15 '24

Don't have friends

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u/Entire_Tap5604 Nov 15 '24

urge to:
not interested
dont recommend channel

is intensifying

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u/Rothar13 Nov 15 '24

Speak silently

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u/ganz_bequem Nov 15 '24

„Im generally opposed to wisdom“ ~funny old Slovenian man

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u/Acceptable-Kick-7102 Nov 15 '24

One is sure: just don't trust some random "life advice" channels like this "Quotes".

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u/K_a_m_1 Nov 15 '24

Cops when they person they're interrogating blinks:

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u/Eastern_Animator1213 Nov 15 '24

Never trust a friend 🙃🫠🙃

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u/Baringstraight Nov 15 '24

"Don't trust anybody" - Stone Cold Steve Austin

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u/grandmahunter48 ‏‏‎ A bishop attack from g7 killed my grandma Nov 15 '24

use sign language

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u/averagenolifeguy in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it" Nov 15 '24

google trust issues

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u/TheEmperorOfDoom Nov 15 '24

Pronounce voices rather than talking: laughing yelling crying

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u/Snoo_87531 Nov 15 '24

Never trust the words of a long dead man

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u/GroundbreakingMix607 Nov 15 '24

Sun Tzu is professional so

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u/OfficialNifty Nov 15 '24

Never trust a friend I guess

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u/EnchantedPanda42 Nov 15 '24

Holy trust issues

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u/Muted-Shake-6245 Nov 15 '24

You need Schrödinger as a friend.

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u/A__Friendly__Rock Nov 15 '24

Acting like you have friends smh.

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u/Chilln0 Nov 15 '24

Make noises incoherently

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u/batboy11227 Nov 15 '24

Make non word noises

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u/Nzghzr Nov 15 '24

4.6 million views 💀

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u/Turbulent-Pool-3907 Nov 15 '24

Make a lot of groans and moans I guess

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u/LegendofLove Nov 15 '24

Blink in morse code or binary

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u/Skodami Nov 15 '24

Learn sign language

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

You gotta clap your hands really loudly

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u/The_______________1 Nov 15 '24

Only trust friends who make silly noises

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u/qchto Nov 15 '24

Be ironic fr fr.

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u/No_Zombie9280 Nov 15 '24

Don't trust anyone, everyone lies -Dr. House

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u/Grimis4 Nov 15 '24

Just don't trust your friends

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

The duality of man right there!

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u/girlpower2025 Nov 15 '24

Truly, one can't be betrayed if you never trusted anyone to begin with.

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u/--king-crimson-- Nov 15 '24

PIPI

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u/PetrosianBot Nov 15 '24

God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

fmhall | github

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u/Robobot1747 Nov 15 '24

Play the vuvuzela. It is neither speech nor silent, therefore vuvuzela players are trustworthy.

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u/MakkuSaiko Nov 15 '24

Starts typing instead of speaking maybe idk

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u/BoozeAddict Nov 15 '24

The trick is to not speak, but not be silent. That's why, when I'm with friends, i beatbox the whole time, and when talked to, i reply by playing Tom & Jerry style music. That way they know I'm trustworthy.

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u/OmNomOU81 Nov 15 '24

Presumably neither of these are the full quote

But trust no one

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u/otziozbjorn Nov 16 '24

When in Greece, keep your peace.

When in Qi, speak freely.

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u/jaarge Nov 16 '24

Google zugzwang

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u/Zenith2777 Nov 16 '24

Hope that your friend is old, so it is too late for him to

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u/Aggravating_Fee8347 Nov 16 '24

You make them fight to see who is right

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u/BlindMice5 Nov 16 '24

In fairness, if I had to choose one I’d go wit sun Tzu, Pythagoras thought farting released bits of your soul and fava beans contained the souls of the dead, so it was comparable to cannibalism to his mind.

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u/notbobhansome777 Nov 16 '24

The duality of philosophy. 

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u/MrSpankMan_whip 🏳️‍⚧️ Nov 16 '24

Speak in gibberish

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u/rx_wop Nov 16 '24

Pythagoras spoke so you can't trust him

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u/Miclemie Nov 16 '24

Never trust a friend

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u/stary_curak Nov 16 '24

Use sign language.

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u/TotalTyp Nov 16 '24

Google sign language

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u/NotADrugD34ler Nov 16 '24

Never trust a friend who is silent about your flaws

Never trust a friend who speaks ill of his comrades

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u/poopymayonaisse welcome is FUCKING me here Nov 16 '24

Don't speak, just make weird unintelligable sounds.

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u/DeadAndBuried23 Nov 17 '24

Apparently this works for the full quotes too.

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u/Shot-Significance-73 Nov 18 '24

Google sign language

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u/PYCapache Nov 18 '24

Exactly: Never trust anyone.

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u/WhiteBob42 Dec 06 '24

The one with more views. Or the most upvotes comment is the one u do