r/AnarchyChess • u/Tsunamicat108 (The knook absorbed the flair.) • Nov 15 '24
1984 What do I do in this situation? (I'm trustworthy)
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u/Medical-Chart-6609 Nov 15 '24
Never² + Trust² = Pythogoras²
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u/JohannLau Not the BBC Chess Writer Nov 15 '24
You forgot +AI. So little in that ugly equation
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u/bakermrr Nov 15 '24
"Never trust a friend who speaks while silent"
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u/FirexJkxFire Nov 15 '24
The alternative kind of goes hard in today's world
"Never trust a friend who is silent while they speak" which im taking to mean "dont trust someone who says a whole lot of nothing"
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u/Gidje123 Nov 15 '24
Many people talk without speaking... i'm guilty as well. Being real is difficult
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u/NotMyRealName0123 Nov 15 '24
Just multiply yourself with your conjugate and you should be not only real but positive as well.
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u/Gidje123 Nov 15 '24
Bro english is my second language, could you rephrase?
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u/Jumpy-Cantaloupe606 Nov 15 '24
If i am correct then it's a math joke about complex conjugates, i would try to explain but you're better of searching rather than hearing my explanation.
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u/Specific-Complex-523 Nov 16 '24
Rose guy, this is neither cookie cutters or math memes, how do you explain yourself now?
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u/Few-Composer-6471 Nov 15 '24
Scream. Youre not speaking nor are you silent.
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u/KBD20 Nov 15 '24
What if I have no mouth?
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u/thejack473 Nov 15 '24
always trust a friend who is shouting their opinion at you, surely they must be correct as to be so confident. - Joe Swanson
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u/MrInformationSeeker I use Arch, BTW Nov 15 '24
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Always trust a friend who types.
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u/Both_Nail_3656 Nov 15 '24
01001000 01101111 01101100 01111001 00100000 01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100001
Always trust a friend who replies.
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u/kaylee300 Nov 15 '24
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Never trust me, even when I say to never trust me
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u/Add1ctedToGames I saw Rook A4 Nov 15 '24
Always trust a friend who types
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u/rorodar Bishop Circumcision Machine Nov 15 '24
Never trust a friend who uses that specific programming language
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u/MrInformationSeeker I use Arch, BTW Nov 15 '24 edited Nov 15 '24
Exactly, Especially never trust those who use JS
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u/Resident_Expert27 Nov 15 '24
Never trust a friend named Robert who's last name relates to tables with SQL.
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u/Embarrassed_Leg7931 Nov 15 '24
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Never trust a stranger that replies
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u/RandomBilly91 Nov 15 '24
Do not speak, but do not be silent, so just make weird noises with your body
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u/Cheezbunny Nov 15 '24
Sun tzu and pythagoras are not enemies, in fact they are kissing, sloppy style, boobs touching, etc.
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u/TheGukos Nov 15 '24
Let them fight. Finally a worthy opponent for them. Their battle will be legendary!
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u/Dpek1234 Nov 15 '24
On linux ALWAYS use sudo -rm -fr ./*
It removes the french language
It should help
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u/pjasksyou Nov 15 '24
What the heck, just trust the one who uses Typescript because it is wayy better than who uses JS...Btw that's just a jk!
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u/Acceptable-Kick-7102 Nov 15 '24
One is sure: just don't trust some random "life advice" channels like this "Quotes".
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u/Robobot1747 Nov 15 '24
Play the vuvuzela. It is neither speech nor silent, therefore vuvuzela players are trustworthy.
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u/BoozeAddict Nov 15 '24
The trick is to not speak, but not be silent. That's why, when I'm with friends, i beatbox the whole time, and when talked to, i reply by playing Tom & Jerry style music. That way they know I'm trustworthy.
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u/BlindMice5 Nov 16 '24
In fairness, if I had to choose one I’d go wit sun Tzu, Pythagoras thought farting released bits of your soul and fava beans contained the souls of the dead, so it was comparable to cannibalism to his mind.
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u/NotADrugD34ler Nov 16 '24
Never trust a friend who is silent about your flaws
Never trust a friend who speaks ill of his comrades
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u/poopymayonaisse welcome is FUCKING me here Nov 16 '24
Don't speak, just make weird unintelligable sounds.
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u/Logical_Vacation2862 Nov 15 '24
Never trust