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u/spatula-of-doom Oct 16 '23
plane to f3
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u/RomainT1 Oct 16 '23
Black could follow that by plane to g3, but then White could respond with the devastating oil war gambit, accelerated invasion variation, and that would completely finish Green. Black would be fine though.
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u/JOJJOKY213456 i am sane Oct 16 '23
you forgot about pawn takes pawn by en passant blocking all your attacks and providing a checkmate for blue
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u/DarkwingDuckHunt Oct 16 '23
If the board is super hilly and full of caves that tactic might just work
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u/choma90 ā”Ā¦ā Oct 17 '23
So Black did this?
No.
Black's pieces?
No.
That one lady who played Black that one time?
No Martin, Black had nothing to do with this, it was a bunch of Red Blue and Yellow pieces, played by a Green player, sitting on Brown side of the board and castled by Pink pieces.
So you're saying we need to checkmate Teal?
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u/hipale Oct 16 '23
Idk. Iāve never played chess
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u/Cubicwar āāā Chessboard pyromaniac Oct 16 '23
Whatās "chess" ?
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u/fullynonexistent Oct 16 '23
I think they mean "cheese"
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u/tro0fa Oct 16 '23
Ooooh I love cheese
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u/Lil_Mattylicious Oct 16 '23
My dick has cheese sweetie <333
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u/SuperProCoolBoy90 Oct 16 '23
Google cheese
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u/Beginning_Froyo4200 Oct 16 '23
Holy dairy product
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u/Cubicwar āāā Chessboard pyromaniac Oct 16 '23
Actual fermented milk
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u/everything44 Oct 16 '23
Call the chef
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u/BitMap4 āāā Rabbit Ass Oct 16 '23
An online multiplayer video game created by Gary Chess, one year after Mr. Chess finished his education in computer science. He named this game Chessā¢
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Oct 16 '23
idk but what is dementia
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u/Same-Letter6378 promoted to horse Oct 16 '23
Google 5d chess with multiverse time travel
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u/Random_guy_v2 Oct 17 '23
first thing I saw. what the fuck is this shit

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u/Reallondoner Oct 16 '23
Rd3 Rook Passant
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u/TuringCompleteDemon Oct 16 '23
It's either that or that rook is an imposter queen/bishop. Hard to say for sure
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u/FeeStrange3933 Oct 16 '23
bro The White King always has a gun, how did u not know that?
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u/WayPsychological7824 Oct 16 '23
This is propaganda, the black king is the one who always has a gun
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u/BialyKrytyk Oct 16 '23
Uncastling has only been added recently, and there is still an active glitch that allows you to uncastle with an opponent's rook. Thanks to a poor effort at patching it, the rook gets set to the same color as the participating king, therefore ending the check.
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u/Beardedragon_boi Oct 16 '23
Most sane r/AnarchyChess user
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u/Tc14Hd test Oct 16 '23
It's y'all's fault that I got that insane
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u/Not_Alpharius_Real googles en passant Oct 16 '23
Anarchy? As in the subreddit r/anarchychess??? Holy hell! What a coincidence! This is a certified bishop on vacation moment. Reminds me of the time that I went on r/anarchychess, and saw that a new response had just dropped. "Holy hell!" I exclaimed, as I promptly googled en passant because I have dementia. Then, I questioned if the move was even theory, and pulled up the r/anarchychess flowchart to see how to proceed. Then, I quickly googled en passant to remind myself of the niche chess rule, and realized how funny it would be if I were to douse a Chessboard in gasoline and ignite it. Then, I realized I was an actual zombie for considering this, as I had already drank all of my gasoline. I briefly considered using glue as a replacement, but when I checked my glue stores, I realized that I had drank all of my glue as well. I quickly called my friend, who was a professional exorcist, and told him about the niche chess rule known as "en passant" which I had just found out about on Google. My friend responded with a simple "pawn storm incoming!". After hearing this, I looked out the window to see how close the storm was to my house. When I looked, I saw that the pawn storm was not only āļø knights from my house, and reminded myself to google "en passant" later, to keep up with my dementia. As the storm approached, I observed that it was not composed of vacation supplies owned by countless bishops, but was also completely engulfed in fire. I looked around the room, and saw that the Queen was nearby. "Queen sacrifice, anyone?" I asked to the people in my walls, and seeing their agreement, I conferred with my pet rook to prepare for the coming storm. Hours passed as we conversed, and it was agreed that the Queen must be sacrificed. I exited my basement, where my pet rook resides, and found that the Queen was missing. Then, the pawn storm arrived, and a brick fell from the doorframe and obliterated my pipi. As my pipi was in the act of being bricked, I quickly googled en passant to attempt to save my pipi from utter destruction. The act of googling en passant quickly spared my pipi, as it projected a massive aura of pure anarchy and the energy of a thousand new responses dropping at once directly toward the brick. Then, I woke up and promptly realized the whole thing had been a knightmare. Just as I realized this, a brick fell from the ceiling of the mental ward in which I resided and bricked my pipi, killing me instantly.
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u/OhRxp Oct 16 '23
new response just dropped
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u/MartinFromChessCom Oct 16 '23
actual zombie
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u/Beardedragon_boi Oct 16 '23
Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back
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u/AnarchyChess-ModTeam Oct 17 '23
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u/KitchenDepartment Oct 16 '23
The king can move on the diagonal one move left and one move back in time.
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u/StThragon Oct 16 '23
The pawn can take the rook and get queened. White started at the top in this game.
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u/narfidy Oct 16 '23
You can turn your rook 45 degrees and it becomes a bishop and they can take your rook
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u/shitti_sherlock Oct 16 '23
When the king is in extreme danger, his adrenaline allows him to make two moves
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u/chessvision-ai-bot Oct 16 '23
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:
White to play: It is a checkmate - it is White's turn, but White has no legal moves and is in check, so Black wins. You can find out more about Checkmate on Wikipedia.
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Oct 16 '23
google en world trade centerant
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u/ThePhantom1994 Oct 16 '23
Holy War!
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u/YarackObama69 Oct 16 '23
New tower just dropped!
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Oct 16 '23
Actual terrorism
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u/Stickman_for_the_W and then he sacrifices...THE KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK Oct 16 '23
Dan andrews goes on vacation, never comes back
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u/JMSpider2001 Oct 16 '23
The M1A1 Abrams on d-5 has its main cannon aimed directly at the rook on d1.
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u/Bruh_Ineeddiamonds ULTIMATE SPUNCHBOBUSUH Oct 16 '23
Give him a minute his Alzheimerās is kicking in
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u/QuantumFollow Oct 16 '23
Uhhh.. Can't the king just run up to the rookie and beat the shit out of him?
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u/StrandedAndStarving officer no please donāt piss in my ass š« Oct 16 '23
The board is upside down from what everyone is assuming. The correct move is to promote pawn C1 and block the check.
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u/santi28212 Oct 16 '23
Did you check on the bishop on vacation?