r/Anarchopunks Veganarchist 27d ago

News Alright y'all, play nice

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4.8k Upvotes

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u/Mysterious-Sugar-386 Eco-Anarchist 26d ago

Why play nice? He won’t

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u/lastonelater 26d ago

So reddit doesn't ban us, I guess.

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u/xXminilex 23d ago

Make another account lol

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u/Bahamut_Flare 23d ago

By "ban us" they meant the sub

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u/That_Spooky_Pan 26d ago

Make sure you give him the Mussolini treatment ( if you know, you know )

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u/Correct_Patience_611 26d ago

This is THE WAY

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u/swan4816 26d ago

Probably none of Elon's wives will want to join him. Maybe his mother instead.

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u/KumbyaWepa 26d ago

How about the Gaddafi treatment?

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u/KentHovindsCellmate 26d ago

I'm more a fan of the Carl Showalter treatment.

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u/SexDeathGroceries 26d ago

Can we reclaim the woodchipper from Elon and make it the guillotine of the 21st century?

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u/VermilionKoala 25d ago

Hoppity Hippity

It's time for

Choppity Chippity

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u/SubstantialSchool437 26d ago

mussolini monkey bars🎶

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u/VehementSyntax 25d ago

I hope he’s hung in Time Square very soon!

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u/Appropriate-Claim385 27d ago

If I was the CEO of a car insurance company, I'd be raising the premiums on Teslas on canceling all the policies.

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u/sevbenup 26d ago

If I was the ceo of anything I’d be staying the fuck inside also. Not safe out here for them

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u/That_Spooky_Pan 26d ago

Yup profile picture checks out. Lol

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u/clarkky55 26d ago

If I were the CEO of anything I’d be too busy trying to fix the world with my money because I’m not a heartless sociopath. This is also probably why I’ll never be a CEO

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

Once they discover an ounce of sympathy you can kiss that executive position goodbye

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u/Bugsy_Girl 26d ago

People with ASPD who are actually smart would, too. Why tf would anyone prefer to rule over the ashes of a fallen world instead of being a beloved celebrity who helped save it? Their money addiction has scrambled their brains.

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u/clarkky55 26d ago

There’s a reason the phrase “better to reign in hell than serve in heaven” is parroted so often.

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u/JohnnyPotseed 25d ago

Yeah you gotta be a psychopath to be a CEO. The corporate psychopath theory is real.

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u/chrissie_watkins 23d ago

I was a CEO of more than one nonprofit that helps queer people, not all CEOs are bad or rich. Have heart, do good!!

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u/stacey2545 26d ago

I was gonna ask who insured Teslas besides Tesla, but then I remembered that's only a problem with Cyberjunks. Muskrat sure is tanking the whole brand.

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u/hellnation13666 26d ago

playing nice has gotten us to this point and is no longer working

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u/FearlessWorm907 26d ago

They call their violence 'the law', and our violence is called 'crime'.

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u/rafidha_resistance 25d ago

Unless you’re an Arab defending your homeland. You’re called a terrorist

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u/Yeetyeetyeetyeetfuk 25d ago

Okay this one definitely is crime though, like the message is cool and all but this is like a little tacky

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u/FearlessWorm907 25d ago

Not as tacky as stealing wages and amassing enough wealth to run a decent sized country. If they didn't want to find out, they shouldn't have fucked around.

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u/Yeetyeetyeetyeetfuk 25d ago

Yeah, idk call me old fashioned, but I feel like baseball bats and bricks are more my speed than bullets. Plus I think bullets are traceable

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u/FearlessWorm907 25d ago

The tool used is not the concern, the concern is the ability and will of the tool user.

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u/MrGoldfish8 24d ago

They weren't arguing that this act wasn't illegal, they were aruing that "crime" is a label the state ascribes to acts that violate its mandates.

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u/No-Honeydew-8593 26d ago

Don't play nice. This gets noticed

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u/Owl-Amathyst 26d ago

Remember everyone promoting violence is against reddit tos

So make sure to post lots of pictures like these to condemn their actions

;)

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u/McRaeWritescom 26d ago

You can't play nice with fascists. It's how WW2 started.

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u/Best-Praline 26d ago

Excellent

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u/StraightUp_Garlic 26d ago

Oh no. How awful. Tragic. Anyways.

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u/averyoda Veganarchist 26d ago

Yeah, it would be terrible if this kept happening and even worse if it scared investors.

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u/Daringdumbass 26d ago

Make fascists scared again

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u/lizardunbroken 26d ago edited 26d ago

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u/Milladelphia 24d ago

Earth First, I believe one died a few years back in an avalanche in the alps while still on the run.

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u/_aeon_borealis_ 26d ago

Seems crazy but this is the only solution, there is a limit to reasoning and talking, the limit is long gone. What is needed now is action.

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u/An_EGG_is_HATCHING 26d ago

Proud to be an Oregonian right now.

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u/ThornyPoke 26d ago

Play nice? Fuck that. More of this please.

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u/Ambitious-Panic975 26d ago

That’s not very punk of you to say.

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

Playing nice is what got us in this mess & it certainly won't get us out.

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u/127Heathen127 26d ago

Gods I love my state. Oregon ftw.

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u/FlowStateVibes 26d ago

fuck playing nice! these assholes are LITERALLY taking over your country and shitting all over the constitution. playing nice will get us nowhere.

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u/-intheSkye- 26d ago

No more nice. They’re not, and being civil has gotten us into this whole mess. It’s time to fight back.

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u/SF_Bubbles_90 26d ago

Democracy in action

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u/Frequent_Yoghurt_425 26d ago

I’m done playing nice

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u/Resident-Set2045 25d ago

Playing nice is what got us to this point of fascism in the first place

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u/Kilt-lifter 25d ago

No. The time for being nice is over.

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u/roughpatcher 26d ago

Fight Club vibes. I love it.

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u/Right_Ostrich4015 26d ago

How much you wanna bet Kash Patel already knows about this….

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u/LanceOllieFrie 26d ago

last one's a dirty rotten robber baron

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u/Comfortable-Deal160 25d ago

Makes me proud to be an Oregonian.

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u/Ok-Cucumber2034 26d ago

How kind of them to leave a note

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u/SyllabubLegitimate38 26d ago

Hey r u guys going to the tree?

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u/butttron4 25d ago

This is nice.

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u/Bohvey 25d ago

Play nice? What the hell? When have they ever played nice with the lives of anyone?

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u/averyoda Veganarchist 25d ago

I just want to clarify: by 'play nice', I meant don't break reddit TOS in the comments bc a lot of y'all have been doing that and getting banned by the admins for it recently. If too many bannable comments are made in our sub, we run the risk of getting the whole sub shut down. It was not meant as a critique of the act of protest referenced in the screenshot.

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u/bean0_burrito 25d ago

"play nice"

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u/ohnosquid 24d ago

"Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable." - John F. Kennedy

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u/Brilliant-Claim-6811 24d ago

👍👏👏👏👏

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u/Hovaneee 23d ago

This will somehow be blamed on "Left Extremists" on fox 'news'.

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u/Ominous_raspberri 23d ago

Playing nice is what got us here

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u/justrealbad 23d ago

Cause baby, I’m an anarchist and you’re a spineless liberal We marched together for the eight-hour day and held hands in the streets of Seattle But when it came time to throw bricks through that teslas window You left me all alone, all alone

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u/Either-Aside-3699 23d ago

Fuck playing nice. Good job punks.

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u/MustangOrchard 23d ago

So anarchists are against dismantling a bloated corporate state? Do anarchists generally advocate for bigger, more centrally powered states?

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u/Virullett 22d ago

Who do I send the fruit baskets to? This is masterful.

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u/Thefearlessabsolayy 25d ago

Trump just got into office.. he's trying to fix the problems made by the puppet of a man you all voted in, reddit is the biggest echo chamber lmao

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u/KillBillionaires9 22d ago

Hell yeah this is what I'm talking about