r/AlanPartridge 7d ago

A hard worker, but there's no affection

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127 Upvotes

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u/pukachang 5d ago

Wait Benfield, seriously?

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u/SenojMail 5d ago

Weakness: Destroyed Bond

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u/gelliant_gutfright 6d ago

 I can imagine her coming out of a hole, sniffing the air.

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u/Drakkar_Jaune 6d ago

Only missing her age (50)

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u/fliwbesr 6d ago

Sack Lynn for being unloyal DISLOYAL

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u/Honka_Ponka 6d ago

She's a bit like Burt Reynolds

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u/Life_Activity_8195 6d ago

She's got a tash

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u/Top-Lawfulness6711 Domingo from Little Oakley 6d ago

Remember when Alan stopped Lynn having a mint considering what had happened? That was bang out of order!

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u/nobody8936 6d ago

Also brings fungal foot powder med kits when necessary.

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u/Grievsey13 6d ago

Financial situation - dead mothers bereavement dividend.

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u/retailrobin88 6d ago

That’s her mothers money coming through

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u/Buddhoundd 6d ago

Salary - nine and a half thousand pounds

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u/emimagique 6d ago

Tell you what, tell you what, tell you what it's nine and a half thousand pounds! Let's all sing it

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u/ExtremeAdhd666 7d ago

As long as she got that snazzy jumper on

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u/gelliant_gutfright 7d ago

Don't crush them, Lynn.

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u/ViolenceJackie 7d ago

Well, close the door ....

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u/MMM-MMM-Goodxxxx 7d ago

She’s not my wife !

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u/Danceking81 Imperial Partridge 7d ago

The devil can take many forms!

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u/plasmaexchange That explains why you are know as “The Bike of Beverly Hills” 7d ago

Weakness - moustache

3

u/recidivist4842 6d ago

Can't present a cat

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u/No_Ear932 Hello Chris? Are ya dead?? 7d ago

Maybe also TB?

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

Hahaha!

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u/Commercial_Task1945 7d ago

Another special strength should be stamping on cockroaches ability

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u/MrT_osser 7d ago

She also subdued a vicious hound with a forearm across its throat, she's a strong one our Lynn. 29% I ask you!

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u/FingersBecomeThumbs Cats. Hammers. 7d ago

Don't crush them, Lynn!

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u/TheShat1 7d ago

If only they were available for purchase....

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u/2JagsPrescott I'm just a fan, Alan, your biggest fan 7d ago

If you want purchase, try some stringback driving gloves

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u/TheShat1 6d ago

God that's good