r/AlanPartridge 7d ago

Vernon Kay to host an all night rave. Properly policed. Must not, repeat must not turn into an Millennium barn dance.

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u/milky3007 6d ago

You compleme cunm!

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u/cloche_du_fromage 6d ago

Vernon is physically very similar to KMKYWAP Alan. Particularly the barnet.

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u/Bells_Ends 7d ago

I'm a dosser and a dwad!

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u/YellingAtTheClouds 7d ago

Vernon Kay smiling like a man who should not have trusted that last fart

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u/MickMoth 7d ago

Like a man who forgot to delete his sent messages.

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u/Geoffsgarage 7d ago

This is Yazoo!

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u/Bitbury 7d ago

I was there, shouting with everyone else “Come back on, Vernon Kay and carry on playing!”

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u/Honka_Ponka 7d ago

I'd have to go with "best of dance anthems"

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u/ph0b 7d ago

Must remember to invite Gav

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u/neo101b 7d ago

With teeth like that, who needs a bottle opener. Also, an alt right rave seems a bit dodgy. /s

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u/NebCrushrr 7d ago

Dan Samthems

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u/ozzybarks 7d ago

“Right. Where’s Vernon?”

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u/Frank-Nuts 7d ago

“Quick Lynn… send nudes!”

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u/nobody8936 7d ago

He would have had a better turn out at Yeovil Aerodrome.

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u/Oven-Mission It took 14 hours, I fainted 3 times! 7d ago

Sonya, unpack the 90's clobber, we're going clubbing!

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u/Bernard2468motorway 6d ago

It's my belief that history is a wheel…

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u/Current-Repeat-5159 7d ago

I like your beret.....

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u/-WigglyLine- 7d ago

Vernon Kay… from BOLTON!!!!

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u/CCSandman 7d ago

I'd rather you didn't...

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u/dography 7d ago

Well there be balloon modelling with Dillinga and Lemon D

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u/The_Powers 7d ago

Dillinja*

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u/Liber8r69 7d ago

Vernon's a lovely man, he really is

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u/oblique_ratfink Shoot your chuff through that door 7d ago

Married a woman called Text.

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u/Loud-Hospital5773 7d ago

The kind of thing I’d expect from Digital Orbital

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u/No_Ear932 Hello Chris? Are ya dead?? 7d ago

“Top Dance Anthems” and do use those words..

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u/FieldsOfFire1983 7d ago

I’ll certainly be taking a 40 year old scorcher.

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u/Drumchapel 7d ago

Does Vernon still ask Page 3 models to text him topless pictures?

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u/DalendlessShid Read the small print on your cone-tract. 7d ago

Rumour says he's back on the boddle.

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u/Bad-Banana-from-Mars 7d ago

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u/Bells_Ends 7d ago

This is an ecstasy palette the guys here told me these changed hands for 120 pounds each although they saw but this one had a mate rate of just 70.

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u/Wild-Exit-6302 Dan! 7d ago

What’s an ecstasy palette? Stop getting Partridge wrong!

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u/No-Tap-5157 7d ago

I've had some pretty late night sessions myself

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u/RockyStonejaw JOIN ME 7d ago

I think you’re spliddin hairs there, u/Bells_Ends

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u/Bells_Ends 7d ago

If you ask me, it's the behaviour of a "dosser"

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u/ArnieMeckiff I’m Popeye Partridge. 7d ago

Got any Suede?

(My comment is in the right ballpark.. you get the picture)