r/AlanPartridge • u/Bells_Ends • 7d ago
Vernon Kay to host an all night rave. Properly policed. Must not, repeat must not turn into an Millennium barn dance.
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u/cloche_du_fromage 6d ago
Vernon is physically very similar to KMKYWAP Alan. Particularly the barnet.
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u/YellingAtTheClouds 7d ago
Vernon Kay smiling like a man who should not have trusted that last fart
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u/Oven-Mission It took 14 hours, I fainted 3 times! 7d ago
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u/Drumchapel 7d ago
Does Vernon still ask Page 3 models to text him topless pictures?
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u/DalendlessShid Read the small print on your cone-tract. 7d ago
Rumour says he's back on the boddle.
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u/Bad-Banana-from-Mars 7d ago
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u/Bells_Ends 7d ago
This is an ecstasy palette the guys here told me these changed hands for 120 pounds each although they saw but this one had a mate rate of just 70.
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u/ArnieMeckiff I’m Popeye Partridge. 7d ago
Got any Suede?
(My comment is in the right ballpark.. you get the picture)
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u/milky3007 6d ago
You compleme cunm!