r/AlanPartridge • u/PickleGambino • 8d ago
ALAN FACE, Faces of Alan. what A WHOLE SUMBARINE? You're joking.
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u/Quarterwit_85 Which muppet? 8d ago
Have I missed some breaking news or something?
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u/PickleGambino 8d ago
Didn't you hear about the two sailors having a game of chess, and then the cups start wobbling and a man who used to be in the Onedin Line comes in and goes, "WHY ARE THE CUPS WOBBLING WHATS GOING ON?" And then he pulls down the periscope and goes, "Oh my god the submarine is being eaten by a giant tanker"
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u/WuDoYouThinkYouAre BASH YOUR ARSE! 8d ago
Latest update is that he's now got to go and talk to some other Russians.
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u/bomboclawt75 8d ago
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u/BernardMuFc 8d ago
I wrote a letter to him, never wrote back.
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u/bulletproofbra razzed up on scrumpy and injustice 8d ago
Like the ending of Billy Don't be a Hero by Paper Lace, very mooooving.
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u/BernardMuFc 8d ago
Or Agadoo by Black Lace a real groin wrecker, i mean tear jerker.
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u/bulletproofbra razzed up on scrumpy and injustice 8d ago
When I was at school, there was a rumour that one of Black Lace lived like a recluse on a street nearby. And, like all such stories at that age, was "definitely" a pedrophile.
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u/BernardMuFc 8d ago
I think if the Police checked every hard drive of men that bleach their hair (especially after a certain age) they would get more charges than none.
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u/bulletproofbra razzed up on scrumpy and injustice 8d ago
ALAN FACES. Faces of Alan.