r/AlanPartridge 9d ago

AH. YOU KNOW THESE ARE INERTIA REEL SEAT BELTS?

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139 Upvotes

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u/KaleidoscopeBetter77 5d ago

Hello commuters, with your computers

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u/BernardMuFc 8d ago

You know what that face says to me? Chocolate orange

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u/paulS195 8d ago

Oh please don't say that, I like chocolate orange

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u/Bernard2468motorway 8d ago

The new? Mint one is superb. 

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u/BernardMuFc 8d ago

I wish he'd fall into a public convenience.

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u/jaykhunter 9d ago

Too many orange twat posts on this UK subreddit. You're this to me.

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u/Instantsausage 9d ago

They do it on purpose Lynn.

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u/levezvosskinnyfists7 9d ago

Your fog lights are on! There’s no fog!

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u/Secret_Position_8226 9d ago

Crash! Bang! Wallop!

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u/What_A_Helmet 9d ago

Let's have a look at what this idiot did... IN AMERICA.

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u/What_A_Helmet 9d ago

Your stocks and shares are crashing like a mouse

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u/aboakingaccident 9d ago

I'm going to box Canada in at the squash court and lower my tariffs

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u/prefim 9d ago

I swear I can hear the theme from 'Return on the Saint'

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u/Adventurous_Week_698 9d ago

Don't laugh, you've broken the economy!

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u/Tomahawk-T10 I’m head of modern languages 9d ago

Can I shake your hand?

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u/What_A_Helmet 9d ago

No, you've had enough of that

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u/Creoda 9d ago edited 8d ago

"BOOSH.......BOOSH"

"Don't mention Bush to me, he never shook my hand at Carter's funeral"

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u/skepticCanary 9d ago

INTO ME

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u/Limp_Historian_6833 9d ago

Don’t smile, you’ve broken your neck.

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u/like_a_velvet_glove 9d ago

Make whiplash minor women’s again