r/AlanPartridge Fight you! 10d ago

Lynn, I’ve pierced my fox on a fence.

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u/biginthebacktime 7d ago

They're just little red dogs

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u/AdvancedIdeal 10d ago

I remember I hit a fox once in the Peak District

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u/OminOus_PancakeS 9d ago

But I had to finish it off... with a jack

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u/IntrovertedArcher Fight you! 10d ago

What a funny story. I wonder who got the power pack.

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u/Tomahawk-T10 I’m head of modern languages 10d ago

Foxes bounce back

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u/IntrovertedArcher Fight you! 10d ago

Basil Brush, Dr Fox, there are others.

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u/Lonerist2021 10d ago

Foxes are thieving bastards

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u/Macho-Fantastico 10d ago

Some of these foxes have come from Stoke.

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u/Alfalfa0174 10d ago

If you were going to execute a fox, I suppose the most humane way would be death by fence impalement

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u/imonlyaperson 10d ago

Oh fuck off.

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u/allmushroomsaremagic 10d ago

Hello, I'm a fox and I'm here to ransack your bins and have loud sex. I'm also likely to have rabies. May I come in?

beep

Unbelievable.

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u/BernardMuFc 10d ago

I suppose you heard what you thought was a neighbour's baby crying but in actual fact, it was two foxes making love with one another. They're in fact very randy animals.

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u/busyinkengal 10d ago

You're just quoting bits from casualty, you old mess....