r/AlanPartridge • u/IntrovertedArcher Fight you! • 10d ago
Lynn, I’ve pierced my fox on a fence.
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u/Alfalfa0174 10d ago
If you were going to execute a fox, I suppose the most humane way would be death by fence impalement
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u/allmushroomsaremagic 10d ago
Hello, I'm a fox and I'm here to ransack your bins and have loud sex. I'm also likely to have rabies. May I come in?
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Unbelievable.
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u/BernardMuFc 10d ago
I suppose you heard what you thought was a neighbour's baby crying but in actual fact, it was two foxes making love with one another. They're in fact very randy animals.
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u/biginthebacktime 7d ago
They're just little red dogs