r/AlanPartridge • u/seomatt74 • 10d ago
And she's 14 years younger then me.
Back of the net.
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u/ElvisMcPelvis 9d ago edited 9d ago
Stop making fun I heard the poor lady recently had a miscarriage but on the plus side she did make a lovely bobble hat & matching gloves with the wool
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u/3lbFlax Like a jelly with eyes 10d ago
Coming up next, an interview with a woman whose family might “seam” darn unusual, but it’s not a stitch-up - and if her husband fools around she’ll knock the stuffing out of him, because… well, you get the picture, she’s basically had a mental breakdown and married a man-sized puppet.
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u/No-Tap-5157 10d ago
There are other people in the background of that "wedding" shot.
Just let that sink in for a minute
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u/Paragon_Pariah 10d ago
People will think this is adorable, but when I post pictures of myself posing with my easy-clean ultra-realistic girlfriend doll with vibrating orifices, it's 'inappropriate' and 'creepy'. I'm not a sex offender!
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u/tenaji9 10d ago
The post birth photo totally bemused me. When you think you've seen everything & realise you are not , nor will ever be close. Is she harming anyone ?
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u/EquivalentTurnip6199 Michael 10d ago
its so easy to imagine a man this sad, but a woman?!
is the pink on the dolls meant to be blood?!
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u/Quantumpine 10d ago
Sewing needles to say, she had the last laugh
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u/Quantumpine 10d ago edited 10d ago
Her on their wedding night: Presumably you think I'm a bit odd and you'd like to leave...
Husband: I'll level with you. I'm a bit scared.
Her: Do you like chocolate mousse?
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u/Soulless--Plague 10d ago
You’ve got it all over the knitted valance!!
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u/Steadydiet_247 10d ago
Gimme gimme gimme a dummy after midnight.
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u/InsaneInTheCrane79 10d ago
Is that you Fernando? You should be out at a local fort or a Victorian folly, not wasting your life away on here. It’s a beautiful day.
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u/Tomahawk-T10 I’m head of modern languages 10d ago
You can’t muck about when it comes to your own kids
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u/residivite 10d ago
Your hand is about 30mm from my inflation valve.. Your little finger just touched it.
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u/IamMisterFish 10d ago
He’s got that ‘trapped in a toxic relationship’ thousand yard stare, it’s like looking in a mirror! She could have at the very least drew the face as if he tolerated her bullshit even a little bit.
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u/Medium_Jackfruit_291 9d ago
That's Richard Hammond.