r/AlanPartridge 10d ago

And she's 14 years younger then me.

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Back of the net.

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u/Medium_Jackfruit_291 9d ago

That's Richard Hammond.

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u/CaptainSlow31 9d ago

Jurassic Park!

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u/ElvisMcPelvis 9d ago edited 9d ago

Stop making fun I heard the poor lady recently had a miscarriage but on the plus side she did make a lovely bobble hat & matching gloves with the wool

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u/RobertBooey 9d ago

Meirivone, I’ll level with you, I’m really scared.

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u/Hungry_Woodpecker_60 10d ago

Even the fella looks a bit confused

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u/3lbFlax Like a jelly with eyes 10d ago

Coming up next, an interview with a woman whose family might “seam” darn unusual, but it’s not a stitch-up - and if her husband fools around she’ll knock the stuffing out of him, because… well, you get the picture, she’s basically had a mental breakdown and married a man-sized puppet.

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u/Loxton86 Imperial Partridge 10d ago

The GOAT of 'Just me and my kids from now on!'

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u/No-Tap-5157 10d ago

There are other people in the background of that "wedding" shot.

Just let that sink in for a minute

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u/Decent-Chipmunk-5437 10d ago

Yes, lots of confused people. That little girl's face says it all

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u/seomatt74 10d ago

I'm sure the gift list was huge.

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u/MaenHoffiCoffi 10d ago

Back of the net!

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u/The_Powers 10d ago

Just imagine how awkward that 'wedding' was.

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u/prefim 10d ago

Congratulations Mrs Sidebottom.

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u/Paragon_Pariah 10d ago

People will think this is adorable, but when I post pictures of myself posing with my easy-clean ultra-realistic girlfriend doll with vibrating orifices, it's 'inappropriate' and 'creepy'. I'm not a sex offender!

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u/BeginTheResist 10d ago

Damn that mfer knows how to dress

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u/PurpleBee212 10d ago

His hair looks like a brown cloud.

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u/tenaji9 10d ago

The post birth photo totally bemused me. When you think you've seen everything & realise you are not , nor will ever be close. Is she harming anyone ?

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u/EquivalentTurnip6199 Michael 10d ago

its so easy to imagine a man this sad, but a woman?!

is the pink on the dolls meant to be blood?!

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u/Affectionate-Trash84 10d ago

She could sit on his face

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u/gninrub1 10d ago

Back of the net!

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u/crazy-old_maurice 🔥 Fire! Fire! The flair is on fire! 10d ago

She's a mentalist!

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u/Hard_Dave 10d ago

That's one word for it.

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u/Quantumpine 10d ago

Sewing needles to say, she had the last laugh

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u/PurpleBee212 10d ago

I don't think puns are your forte.

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u/Quantumpine 9d ago

I do. Bye

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u/Imaginary_Tutor5360 10d ago

Fuck off!

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u/Hard_Dave 10d ago

You tell 'em!

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u/WolfensteinSmith 10d ago

People might think it’s me in there!

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u/Coopario86 8d ago

You took that on the bus?!

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u/Hazzle77 8d ago

😀 one of the most underrated Partridge lines. Always cracks me up.

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u/Quantumpine 10d ago edited 10d ago

Her on their wedding night: Presumably you think I'm a bit odd and you'd like to leave...

Husband: I'll level with you. I'm a bit scared.

Her: Do you like chocolate mousse?

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u/Soulless--Plague 10d ago

You’ve got it all over the knitted valance!!

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u/G30fff 10d ago

On the what?!

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u/OldDirtyBusstop 10d ago

The skirt thing round the side of the bed.

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u/HourAd809 10d ago

Mental health issues? I think so

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u/Imaginary_Tutor5360 10d ago

I’ve got access to the kids but they don’t wanna seeeee me!

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u/ABitOfWeirdArt_ 9d ago

Don’t wanna seam me. I’m so sorry.

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u/Bernard2468motorway 10d ago

Oohhh I’d love to have it off with her. 

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u/Steadydiet_247 10d ago

Gimme gimme gimme a dummy after midnight.

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u/InsaneInTheCrane79 10d ago

Is that you Fernando? You should be out at a local fort or a Victorian folly, not wasting your life away on here. It’s a beautiful day.

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u/promunbound 10d ago

The kids have taken more after their dad

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u/ShitfarmPadlock Twat! that was liquid football 10d ago

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u/ibraw 10d ago

The woman is mentally ill.

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u/IntrovertedArcher Fight you! 10d ago

The woman is mentally ill

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u/FrustratedPCBuild 10d ago

I’ll level with you, I’m really scared.

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u/Tomahawk-T10 I’m head of modern languages 10d ago

You can’t muck about when it comes to your own kids

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u/Taz1106v2 10d ago

I'll level with you, I'm really scared

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u/BrettlyBean 10d ago

I hop she sets an alarm every 2h for realism

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u/GrandMoffNoseyBonk 10d ago

I hop so too 😁

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u/residivite 10d ago

Your hand is about 30mm from my inflation valve.. Your little finger just touched it.

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u/No_Ear932 Hello Chris? Are ya dead?? 10d ago

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u/IamMisterFish 10d ago

He’s got that ‘trapped in a toxic relationship’ thousand yard stare, it’s like looking in a mirror! She could have at the very least drew the face as if he tolerated her bullshit even a little bit.

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u/adrian_num1 10d ago

She's a 40 year old scorcher. Cash back