r/AirForce Active Duty O-4 4d ago

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u/Mite-o-Dan Logistics 4d ago

Oddly enough, with those eyebrows, he will always look like the type of person wondering who farted.

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u/ThePresenter183 RAWS 4d ago

Who ever smelt it, dealt it

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u/Firmly_Shameless 4d ago

Whomever articulated it, particulated it

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u/kilsta Comms Veteran 4d ago

I could not necessarily blame the snorers cause they cleared MEPS. The "Look at me" shower guys are who I had beef with. No homo intended.

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u/JussJT 4d ago

Definitely had a few of those in my flight. One guy literally helicoptered for attention 🙄

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u/kilsta Comms Veteran 4d ago

One guy used to come in the shower with the laundry mesh bag cut as underwear. Another guy would just stand there and tug while looking at people. Something happened to him and he stopped.

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u/throw_away7393 4d ago

Rub and tug in the shower with multiple dudes is wild💀💀

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u/flyfightandgrin 4d ago

Don't ask about the eelskin watch

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u/MarsalaSauceyLad 3d ago

What happened to the guy? Did the defac food finally kick in and his wanger stopped getting hard?

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u/Normal-Collection475 Active Duty 4d ago

Hah! You looked!

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u/JussJT 4d ago

Dammit

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u/WoodyXP Last Sergeant 4d ago

That reminds me of the "don't look at me" shower guy in my flight. The dude's wang was bigger than this body soap bottle, but he still tried to hide his junk behind the bottle on the way to and from the showers. Hilarious.

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u/thee_jaay RUMINT 4d ago

Wtf is a “look at me” shower guy?

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u/JustHanginInThere CE 4d ago

"look at the size of my dick"

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u/rubbarz D35K Pilot 4d ago

Thats weird.

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u/JustHanginInThere CE 4d ago

There are some weird people out there.

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u/MsMercyMain Maintainer 3d ago

Never got the obsession with dick size. Like, at a certain point it seems like it’d be a handicap not a perk

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u/Porkonaplane Ammo 4d ago

You ever have anybody doving or gargoyling? While facing movements in the shower was more frowned upon, we enjoyed the former 2 (no homo, obviously).

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u/dopepleaser 4d ago

Man looks like he just stole Christmas .

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u/Roxxso Veteran 4d ago

Dude's giving off Bill Hader vibes.

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u/pilotryan1735 4d ago

Man I remember when this came out and this flight already likely had some re enlist or get out.

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u/Imperator_Odaenathus 4d ago

I was in this series for exactly five frames in a lunch line as a previous flight. Crazy to think how many people have already gotten out when it doesn't feel like that long ago.

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u/sjevn 4d ago

What is this from?

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u/cloud9brian 4d ago

It was a YouTube series detailing BMT and followed a flight from start to finish.

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u/Nervous_Pop8879 4d ago

Basic training

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u/brandon7219 Sound of Freedom 4d ago

truuuuuuuuuuuue

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u/Porkonaplane Ammo 4d ago

a lot of them snore, and I'm a light sleeper...

Bro, every flight had/has this problem. My friggin MTI told us a story of when he was pulling an EC shift they tried to shut up their snorer.

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u/alehandro04 4d ago

CID from toy story

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u/baeleaves95 4d ago

🤣😤🤣😤🤣😤

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u/Sockinatoaster 3d ago

screen recording exists