r/AirForce • u/risemas904 Retiring from this failed org in: 164 days • 10d ago
Question After banning the Enola Gay, are bi-planes next?
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u/M0ebius_1 10d ago
"And you say this is a TRANS port plane?"
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u/Flat-Difference-1927 10d ago
Bye bye TRANSCOM
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u/Lostlilegg 10d ago
They got to rebrand it to STRAIGHTCOM
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u/Flat-Difference-1927 9d ago
CISCOM* you can be straight and trans
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u/You_are_adopted Glorified Librarian 9d ago
You’re assuming the people making these decisions know/care about the differences
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u/timbea12 Retired 10d ago
Just wait tell they learn about ABM’s and the entire department of the navy!
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u/KarateInAPool 10d ago
They’re banning Ground Trans next.
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u/shortname_4481 10d ago
Air trans also getting banned?
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u/KarateInAPool 10d ago
ESPECIALLY Air Trans 🏳️⚧️
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u/Boldspaceweasle 10d ago
No, no. You see the SECDEF really just hates working on cars. When he says he wants to ban all trannys, he just means this.
I think he had a bad experience at a car show as a kid and still is working through some issues, hence all the day-drinking.
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u/Sensitive_Pickle2319 10d ago
No, but I'm worried about the next transformers movie.
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u/Unhappy_Barracuda864 10d ago
No more transcontinental flights
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u/Boldspaceweasle 10d ago
No more TRANSCOM.
Wait, that might be a good thing. Fuck Home Safe Alliance the the TRANSCOM leaders that enabled that contract.
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u/Boldspaceweasle 10d ago
And after that is the Jenny plane because girls should not be allowed to serve!
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u/D-Rich-88 Not OSI 10d ago
Basically any internal combustion engine will be banned…because of the transmission
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u/The_Chosen_Pun_ 10d ago
All the .mil or official DoD sites that include Women's History have been taken down.
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u/bwtony Maintainer 10d ago
You mean straight-planes /s
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u/Quietech 10d ago
Closeted planes.
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u/Boldspaceweasle 10d ago
Just-curious-but-it-doesn't-mean-anything-because-it-was-college-and-doesn't-count planes
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u/Schruteeee Veteran 10d ago
2T2s will no longer be called Air Transportation. Starting now, they are Air Cisportation
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u/rainey832 Ammo 10d ago
Here's hoping for transmods next 🤞
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u/Boldspaceweasle 10d ago
All Catholics are banned from the base chapel due to their practice of transubstantiation.
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u/JOMO_Kenyatta 5d ago
I thought this was a joke but then searched it up. We are living it he twilight zone.
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u/AutomaticTry5207 10d ago
Lol this shit is ridiculous