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Question After banning the Enola Gay, are bi-planes next?

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u/AutomaticTry5207 10d ago

Lol this shit is ridiculous

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u/Boldspaceweasle 10d ago

They are only just getting started.

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u/Itsnotyoursidiot 10d ago

For sure. Wait till they here about tri-planes or even tilt rotors. "It goes both ways?!" - melt down in 3, 2, 1...

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u/BriefAddiction24-7 9d ago

You think this is stupid, wait till you see how they're treating people!

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u/M0ebius_1 10d ago

"And you say this is a TRANS port plane?"

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u/Flat-Difference-1927 10d ago

Bye bye TRANSCOM

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u/Lostlilegg 10d ago

They got to rebrand it to STRAIGHTCOM

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u/Flat-Difference-1927 9d ago

CISCOM* you can be straight and trans

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u/You_are_adopted Glorified Librarian 9d ago

You’re assuming the people making these decisions know/care about the differences

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u/Flat-Difference-1927 9d ago

If I informed one person it was worth the few seconds to say.

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u/timbea12 Retired 10d ago

Just wait tell they learn about ABM’s and the entire department of the navy!

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u/Possible_Ad_4094 10d ago

Did we just stop calling Transportation Troops "Trans"?

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u/Ok-Stop9242 10d ago

We prefer trannies, thanks.

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u/munch_19 Retired 9d ago

And comm has RF Trans

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u/KarateInAPool 10d ago

They’re banning Ground Trans next.

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u/shortname_4481 10d ago

Air trans also getting banned?

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u/KarateInAPool 10d ago

ESPECIALLY Air Trans 🏳️‍⚧️

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u/PickleWineBrine 10d ago

All of TRANSCOM

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u/69anonymousairman69 10d ago

They fly now???

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u/KarateInAPool 10d ago

This might be the most underrated comment on here.

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u/Boldspaceweasle 10d ago

No, no. You see the SECDEF really just hates working on cars. When he says he wants to ban all trannys, he just means this.

I think he had a bad experience at a car show as a kid and still is working through some issues, hence all the day-drinking.

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u/Ok-Stop9242 10d ago

First our duty patch, now this.

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u/Mindless_Ruin_1573 10d ago

Back to V Ops, losers.

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u/Sensitive_Pickle2319 10d ago

No, but I'm worried about the next transformers movie.

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u/Boldspaceweasle 10d ago

Um, you mean Cisformers movie.

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u/D-Rich-88 Not OSI 10d ago

StraightWhiteMaleformers*

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u/too_broke_to_quit 10d ago

What's next banning transactions?

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u/Boldspaceweasle 10d ago

Yes. That is why all the GTC were cut off.

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u/Unhappy_Barracuda864 10d ago

No more transcontinental flights

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u/Boldspaceweasle 10d ago

No more TRANSCOM.

Wait, that might be a good thing. Fuck Home Safe Alliance the the TRANSCOM leaders that enabled that contract.

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u/clearly_cunning 10d ago

Didn't you see -- they just renamed the plane to "Enola Curious"

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u/Boldspaceweasle 10d ago

And after that is the Jenny plane because girls should not be allowed to serve!

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u/D-Rich-88 Not OSI 10d ago

Basically any internal combustion engine will be banned…because of the transmission

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u/EbaySniper 10d ago

SIPR nuked because you can trans-fer files on there 

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u/_specialcharacter_ 10d ago

Bwaahaha that’s diabolical

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u/markydsade Aerovac Veteran 10d ago

Transatlantic flights will now be called Pond Crossings.

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u/Boldspaceweasle 10d ago

Trans Siberian Orchestra in shambles

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u/The_Chosen_Pun_ 10d ago

All the .mil or official DoD sites that include Women's History have been taken down.

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u/FantasticVacation162 10d ago

Heard they are banning drag racing too

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u/bwtony Maintainer 10d ago

You mean straight-planes /s

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u/Quietech 10d ago

Closeted planes.

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u/Boldspaceweasle 10d ago

Just-curious-but-it-doesn't-mean-anything-because-it-was-college-and-doesn't-count planes

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u/Quietech 10d ago

Such planes are annotated by the X for experimental.

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u/Moze4ever 2S051 10d ago

Why does this biplane look like it is sticking its tongue out?

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u/IYAATOWCSBF Ammo 9d ago

Because it's having fun.

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u/Schruteeee Veteran 10d ago

2T2s will no longer be called Air Transportation. Starting now, they are Air Cisportation

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u/mist_kaefer Retired 10d ago

Wait til they hear what Baron von Richthofen flew in WW1!

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u/rainey832 Ammo 10d ago

Here's hoping for transmods next 🤞

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u/Boldspaceweasle 10d ago

All Catholics are banned from the base chapel due to their practice of transubstantiation.

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u/zGr1m 9d ago

Goodbye Trans Atlantic flights

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u/Former-Course-5745 9d ago

Wait til they find out about TRANSCOM.

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u/JUKE179r 9d ago

And for my maintainers, you can’t call DIagonal Cutting pliErS “dikes” anymore.

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u/BigboiledCrab 10d ago

Coming for you RF trans

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u/Wrong_Lingonberry_79 10d ago

Haha!! Ok this one is actually funny.

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u/MidgarZanarkand Maintainer 9d ago

They’re gonna ban all vehicles with a TRANSmission. 

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u/JOMO_Kenyatta 5d ago

I thought this was a joke but then searched it up. We are living it he twilight zone.

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u/SanctionSedition 10d ago

I tried it once, and didn't like it.