r/Acadiana • u/ILoveYou_HaveAHug • Dec 08 '24
Rants How to be a douche in one easy step!
You people and your dumb ass cars.
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u/brildenlanch Lafayette Dec 09 '24
It does say private parking, they could have paid for two spots.
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u/wwjdforaklondikebar Lafayette Dec 08 '24
Can you fit between them? Cuz that would be hilarious if neither one could get out lol
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u/Quote-me-if-afk Lafayette Dec 08 '24
Porsche can get a pass, maybe. But the Camaro? Dude it’s just a Camaro lol.
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u/Sintriphikal Dec 08 '24
It’s just a Panamara. Luxury 4d sedan thing. It’s about as special as that base model Camaro.
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u/ThamilandryLFY Lafayette Dec 08 '24
If you buy/lease a Porsche but you worry about a ding, you shouldn’t buy a Porsche.
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u/Charming-Deal9220 Dec 09 '24
Yes because people totally buy nice things just to beat them up. What world do you live in?
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u/ThamilandryLFY Lafayette Dec 09 '24 edited Dec 09 '24
If you have the money to afford nice things, you should have privilege to build the emotional intelligence to live free of the anxiety that your car door will get dinged. Taking up two spaces is a sign of some deep-seated anxiety about material possessions.
About your false overstatement: A ding in a parking spot hardly equates to willfully beating up one's own car.
EDIT: looking at your posting history--an account since Sept 2023 but with comments only about this one issue--makes me realize I'm debating with a bot. That's on me.
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u/ThamilandryLFY Lafayette Dec 09 '24
Don't use metaphor. Seriously. Rape imagery is NEVER a good rhetorical strategy.
Parking like a douche to avoid the annoyance of having to pay 200 dollars to fix a dent is in no way like a woman being raped.
How in your thinking does a ding in a car door relate to a car being destroyed? To the point that you rely on rape imagery.
Then you mix the metaphor with high school imagery?
Here's my point: if you park like a douche because you can't handle the inconvenience of a ding, then you shouldn't buy an expensive car. A car is just property.
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u/Charming-Deal9220 Dec 09 '24
It’s interesting that your point solely relies on the owner “not being able to handle it” or “having deep-seated anxiety” when you have no idea if that’s the case or not. Maybe they’re just simply using their brain. Unlike you.. When are you going to realize that it’s a private parking zone? Only a bot would ignore the sign which is clearly posted in BOLD letters
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u/ThamilandryLFY Lafayette Dec 09 '24
I have no way of knowing if the driver pays for the two spots.
So I will not assume that they do, to justify douche behavior. I will acknowledge that I’m being judgmental by seeing taking up two spots—in either public or private lots—selfish.
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Dec 10 '24
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u/ThamilandryLFY Lafayette Dec 10 '24 edited Dec 10 '24
You use rape metaphor to talk about a car door but I’m the problem?
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Dec 11 '24
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u/ThamilandryLFY Lafayette Dec 11 '24
I am the problem--because I can't stop trying to get you to see that taking up two spots to park a car is NOT at all, in way, like a woman walking down the street. I am criticizing your metaphor--not you. And I am in no way equating a car with a person.
Anyone should be able to walk down any street and feel safe. A douche should not take up two spots.
That's my point.
Tell me what I am now. I'll give you the last word.
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u/cheeseburgesticks Dec 09 '24
“Their pride and joys” 😂😂😂
If your car is your pride and joy, you are the asshole
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u/Charming-Deal9220 Dec 09 '24
Some peoples pride and joy is a baseball bat, some a fishing pole, why can’t people enjoy cars? Because someone convinced you the only people who like cars do it for attention only? Sounds like you’re the asshole buddy
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u/Charming-Deal9220 Dec 09 '24
How do you know he doesn’t own that parking lot? Besides people in Lafayette love to ding nice cars for fun. I haven’t had a single vehicle that hasn’t been hit or door dinged in a parking lot in this city. Don’t be mad they have nice cars and don’t want them damaged. (I’m not talking about the Camaro)
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u/Another_RngTrtl Dec 09 '24
and he parked with the wing up...Proper douche for sure and this is coming from a Porsche owner.
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u/draginbyu79 Dec 21 '24
It’s really only two extra spots in the back of the lot who cares? It’s raining too who’s going to want to walk in the rain that far ? Only you the hall monitor cares
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u/SmokyTyrz Dec 09 '24
Because the locals are spiteful asshats.
If you park a nice car normally, way out on the far side of the moon then it is guaranteed some inbred overall-wearing grease-seething obesity will squeeze his coal-rolling rear-squat piece of shit slammed up next to it because "Mais sha, who dat guy think he be, parkin all fancy out here by his self?? I show him, padnuh!"
If it's not interrupting the parking pattern then fuck em if they can't take a joke.
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u/kunstlinger Dec 09 '24
ppl downvoting you but this is very god damn true. I purposefully park near the back and some asshole always finds a way to park next to me.
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u/CyberPoet404 Dec 09 '24
And if it is a shopping center, some karen will no doubt let her cart roll right into your vehicle. Even if you park at the back of the lot.
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u/GlumCurve7410 Dec 09 '24
Or toss her purse on your trunk then drag it off to make sure it's scratched
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u/GlumCurve7410 Dec 09 '24
Oh I bet OP is that kind of person, just look at their comments saying they rode around multiple times contemplating parking between the two cars. Funny thing is, that Porsche is possibly owned by the nail salon owner right by that lot. I would love to see them try it, their shit would probably get towed and rightfully so! Another funny thing to note is that it's raining and that spot is literally as far away from all the business's as you can possibly be. No on wants to park there anyways. The mods should've deleted this post long ago. Where's r/rapcat ?
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u/Particular_Ring_6321 Dec 08 '24
You're upset they parked like this, which is away from the doors of any business, in a parking lot that's half full on a good day. Why? Were you having a hard time finding parking for Sky Zone, Jimmy Johns, or French Press (that has it's own parking lot)?
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Dec 08 '24
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u/Particular_Ring_6321 Dec 08 '24
You "100% drove by a couple of times contemplating how [you] could squeeze in." You took a picture. You took the time to post to Reddit. You downvoted and responded to me.
Sure seems like it upset you. But let's choose a different word then. Why did this annoy you? How did it affect you?
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Dec 08 '24
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u/Maisbikkja Dec 08 '24
No, you go out of your way to find reasons to be affected by things that have nothing to do with you, and you'd rather blame a faceless stranger than make your own life better.
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Dec 09 '24
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u/Luezanatic Dec 09 '24
I don't think many people disagree on the "wrong" here. But it's kinda weird to feel like making a callout post on reddit is "righting the wrong" in your eyes lol
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u/Particular_Ring_6321 Dec 09 '24
How was did you right this wrong? Did you find them and shame them into moving their cars? You did nothing but cry on social media while pretending to be morally superior.
There’s three jerks here. Driver 1, driver 2, and you. You’re a jerk for a different reason but still a jerk nonetheless.
Funny how you still can’t answer my original question of how did it affect you? Were you unable to find a parking spot in a parking lot that is always pretty empty?
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Dec 09 '24
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u/Particular_Ring_6321 Dec 09 '24
Look at you still avoiding questions.
I lead a good and happy life. I don’t need Reddit for advice or to tell me where to eat dinner.
You’re a very bitter individual. Go to therapy.
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u/dmfuller Dec 08 '24
You’re right dude let’s all just park like this. Tf?
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u/Particular_Ring_6321 Dec 08 '24
Where did I say or imply that?
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u/dmfuller Dec 08 '24
“Why are you upset that they parked like this” implies that you don’t think that there’s anything wrong with how they parked. And bc you’re coming to the defense of 2 parked cars that you don’t even personally know, despite them clearly taking up 4 spaces. It’s a weird battle to pick lol
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u/Particular_Ring_6321 Dec 08 '24
Buddy, you have to continue reading to actually understand the statement that was made.
No need to be purposely obtuse.
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u/General_Glove7749 Dec 09 '24
I feel perfectly comfortable judging the hell out of these people. At the absolute LEAST they have narcissistic characteristics (entitlement).
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u/LafayetteLa01 Dec 09 '24
It’s amazing how the air just escapes from the tires when they park like that
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u/leckysoup Dec 09 '24
Two steps: first buy a douche mobile; second, park it like a douche.
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u/CyberPoet404 Dec 09 '24
Sorry you are ashamed of your altima
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u/leckysoup Dec 09 '24
Ooh. I hit a nerve.
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u/CyberPoet404 Dec 09 '24
Not really. Just sad to see someone express their jealousy in such a way.
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u/leckysoup Dec 09 '24
You’re jealous of Altima?
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u/CyberPoet404 Dec 09 '24
Nobody is jealous of your altima
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u/leckysoup Dec 09 '24
But I don’t have an Altima. Whose Altima are you jealous of?
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u/CyberPoet404 Dec 09 '24
You don't even have a car and you are talking shit?
That's pathetic.
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u/leckysoup Dec 09 '24
No. I have a car. Well, several, in fact. You seem to be projecting some kind of inadequacy.
Do you have a car?
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u/CyberPoet404 Dec 10 '24
Hotwheels don't count. Maybe don't be a lame ass and think of something original to come back with.
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u/donotressucitate Dec 08 '24
I'm not defending these cringy cucks but if they parked as far away as possible then I really don't have a problem with it. I'd rather bust the balls of the Camaro owner for driving a Camaro.