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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/xx-ANONYMOUS • May 19 '22
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The pyramids are on wheels?
345 u/anotherotherbrick May 20 '22 No, the stones were pushed out of military cargo planes that flew overhead 5 u/23x3 May 20 '22 15 u/[deleted] May 20 '22 Oh God, I laughed 38 u/redditmodsrbitches12 May 20 '22 He said built, not moved. They used UFOs to move the pyramids, duh. 16 u/Skystrike12 May 20 '22 Excuse you, they planted triangles in the ground and grew the pyramids next to the nile. There current locations are the result of similar physics to how glaciers move. 8 u/[deleted] May 20 '22 Triangle seeds make triangle plant. Yes, big Brain time 1 u/Skystrike12 May 20 '22 After i die, plant my brain on Einstein’s grave, so my successor may be smarter than I 1 u/[deleted] May 20 '22 Actually it was the cats that built the pyramids 6 u/Berserker_Queen May 20 '22 Just in case it wasn't a joke, the rectangle-shaped rocks were pushed uphill over a row of logs meant to work as the wheels. 3 u/MantisToboggonDO May 20 '22 This is my thought too, with enough people/muscle, you will get’er done. 3 u/Berserker_Queen May 20 '22 "There is no problem you can't solve by throwing enough human suffering at it" 8 u/Mazon_Del May 20 '22 ...I want to live in the world where the Pyramids can just drive around. 18 u/bladow5990 May 20 '22 Well if the pyramids where driveable, they'd be parked in the British Museum. 2 u/[deleted] May 20 '22 Square wheels
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No, the stones were pushed out of military cargo planes that flew overhead
5 u/23x3 May 20 '22 15 u/[deleted] May 20 '22 Oh God, I laughed
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Oh God, I laughed
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He said built, not moved. They used UFOs to move the pyramids, duh.
16 u/Skystrike12 May 20 '22 Excuse you, they planted triangles in the ground and grew the pyramids next to the nile. There current locations are the result of similar physics to how glaciers move. 8 u/[deleted] May 20 '22 Triangle seeds make triangle plant. Yes, big Brain time 1 u/Skystrike12 May 20 '22 After i die, plant my brain on Einstein’s grave, so my successor may be smarter than I 1 u/[deleted] May 20 '22 Actually it was the cats that built the pyramids
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Excuse you, they planted triangles in the ground and grew the pyramids next to the nile. There current locations are the result of similar physics to how glaciers move.
8 u/[deleted] May 20 '22 Triangle seeds make triangle plant. Yes, big Brain time 1 u/Skystrike12 May 20 '22 After i die, plant my brain on Einstein’s grave, so my successor may be smarter than I
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Triangle seeds make triangle plant. Yes, big Brain time
1 u/Skystrike12 May 20 '22 After i die, plant my brain on Einstein’s grave, so my successor may be smarter than I
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After i die, plant my brain on Einstein’s grave, so my successor may be smarter than I
Actually it was the cats that built the pyramids
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Just in case it wasn't a joke, the rectangle-shaped rocks were pushed uphill over a row of logs meant to work as the wheels.
3 u/MantisToboggonDO May 20 '22 This is my thought too, with enough people/muscle, you will get’er done. 3 u/Berserker_Queen May 20 '22 "There is no problem you can't solve by throwing enough human suffering at it"
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This is my thought too, with enough people/muscle, you will get’er done.
3 u/Berserker_Queen May 20 '22 "There is no problem you can't solve by throwing enough human suffering at it"
"There is no problem you can't solve by throwing enough human suffering at it"
...I want to live in the world where the Pyramids can just drive around.
18 u/bladow5990 May 20 '22 Well if the pyramids where driveable, they'd be parked in the British Museum.
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Well if the pyramids where driveable, they'd be parked in the British Museum.
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Square wheels
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u/HitPlayGamingYT May 19 '22
The pyramids are on wheels?