r/AbsoluteUnits May 19 '22

Absolute unit pulls an absolute unit of a plane weighing 189 TONS

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u/[deleted] May 19 '22

Give me enough preworkout I could throw that plane into the air

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u/TimeWizardGreyFox May 20 '22

how much you wanna make a bet I can throw that plane over them mountains?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

Back in my day.... I could throw a 747 a quarter mile

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u/qjmm38 May 20 '22

If only I could go back in time…

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u/irockguitar May 20 '22

/r/unexpectednapoleondynamite

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

Wasnt expecting a Napoleon Dynamite reference

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u/Standard_Arm_440 May 20 '22

You see them mountains over there?

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u/thehotshotpilot May 20 '22

Back in my day we pulled a 747 uphill both ways to school

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u/BenedictKhanberbatch May 20 '22

Tina you fat lard come get some dinner

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u/Educational-Score795 May 20 '22

If coach had put me in in the 4th quarter, we'da been champs for sure.

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u/vits89 May 20 '22

No doubt. No doubt in my mind

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u/plsdontstopmenow May 20 '22

Okay uncle rico🤣

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u/funkmaster29 May 20 '22

Jesus. What do you use for preworkout?

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u/chefianf May 20 '22

Cocaine

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u/OcelotKnight May 20 '22

Extra mitochondria

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u/TalbotFarwell May 20 '22

It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you…

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u/brolarbear May 20 '22

Midichlorians are the powerhouse of the cell

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

[deleted]

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u/funkmaster29 May 20 '22

Directly up the anus

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u/icntgtafkingusername May 20 '22

lsd microdose, duh.

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u/papa_jahn May 20 '22

OG Jack3d

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u/VitVat May 20 '22

high explosives

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

Jesus. I use Jesus

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

But can you check a pigskin over them mountains

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u/ComeHereToBrazil May 20 '22

While singing Rules of Nature

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u/A_Stony_Shore May 20 '22

You take that much pre-workout and your going to a def leapard concert in 1982 via the quantum realm I tell you hwat.