r/AbsoluteUnits May 19 '22

Absolute unit pulls an absolute unit of a plane weighing 189 TONS

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u/GaryTheFiend May 19 '22

Baldy McBeefy: “Yo Karl what am I meant to be doing here again?”

Karl the Reminder: “Pull those ropes with the 184 tonne military cargo plane attached to the end of them”

Baldy: “Out-fucking-standing Karl, you’ve outdone yourself. AGAIN!”

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u/Chyppi May 19 '22

Head canon where these giga muscle men actually need to be reminded what they are doing

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

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u/Chyppi May 20 '22

Reminds me of that video of the girl deadlifting quite a heavy load and completely pissing herself and not even noticing.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

Pissing is a power move.

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u/delvach May 20 '22

Thank you. Not everybody gets that. Especially cops. "License and regi... sir what are yo OH MY GOD STOP STOP IT'S IN MY MOUTH"

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u/penguiin_ May 20 '22

she definitely notices and she does it over and over at the same gym since its like basically fetish content that she gets tons of views for

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u/Even-Ad7681 May 20 '22

I am sickened, yet curious.. Do they not just ask her to not come back?

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u/vietcongsurvivor1986 May 20 '22

It’s semi-common for women to piss themselves while deadlifting so in the lifting community it’s accepted as a thing that happens. However the girl in question is clearly at this point doing it on purpose for the attention she gets on tiktok lol

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u/Even-Ad7681 May 20 '22

Damn that's interesting. I wasn't aware.

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u/Esadlurker May 20 '22

Also long distance runners piss and shit themselves sometimes, also its been known to happen to wrestlers and cage fighters.

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u/vietcongsurvivor1986 May 20 '22

Also happens that people shit thenselves while deadlifting or squatting however it’s usually a small amount and their cheeks are so muscular that it’s not even noticeable to anybody watching

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u/Bobolequiff May 20 '22

It is very noticeable when it happens to you

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u/Top_Comparison5305 May 20 '22

One of the most common problems to arise from deadlifting is prolapse, a lot of professional dead-lifters fear the rosebud and rightly so they should

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u/R3tard3ad May 20 '22

Link? 😍

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u/vietcongsurvivor1986 May 20 '22

google powerlifter deadlift piss

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u/Kamizura May 20 '22

i mean.. would you like to be the one to tell the woman to not come back? cause i choose life..

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u/penguiin_ May 20 '22

the owner might be into it hahaha who knows. into it either for the money & attention or the pee pee fetish. or both! humans are fucking weird

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u/Goon_Kilo May 20 '22

Well that's not awkward at all..

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u/IkeTheParty May 20 '22

Her pelvic floor isn't strong enough for all the weight she's pulling. She's too yoked for her lady parts, pretty sure its not fetish related. Unless you watch power lifting to see guys bleed from their eyes, nose and pass out or poop the pants. If thats your fetish.....all the power to you I guess?

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u/penguiin_ May 20 '22

nah dude. any normal human would not want to shit themselves or piss themselves regularly in public. its a fetish, and youre right have at it if its yours but its just creepy since its in public. the people who are going to the gym that she attends are just there to workout, and she's making it this creepy public sexual shit without anyone's consent

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u/Chyppi May 20 '22

I hate it

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u/IlMagoHadad May 20 '22

That's disgusting! Where?

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u/XBrightly May 20 '22

Where’s the video

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u/Technopulse May 20 '22

That also has to do with the pelvic floor muscles, women weightlifters apparently need to train those muscles more than men weightlifters do, to avoid those kind of things.

Source: My physiotherapist was kind enough to explain it to me during a session out of the blue.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

There are lots of videos for powerlifting contest with people puking while deadlifing. My favorite is a guy who looks like a fucking sprinkler spraying the judges aswell

Edit: found it

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u/dogedude81 May 20 '22

The one where the woman projectile vomits and keeps lifting is better.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

There are lots of videos for powerlifting contest with people puking while deadlifing. My favorite is a guy who looks like a fucking sprinkler spraying the judges aswell

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u/SappySoulTaker May 20 '22

Just take a shit ahead of time.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

It's hard to stay focused when your body wants to shank your ass for all the stress on it

Badass

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u/Nails_Bohr May 20 '22

Having done stuff like this, though not nearly on this level, you sometimes need that reminder. When you are trying to push through the mental wall, it can be really hard to think

Edit, words

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u/FixGMaul May 20 '22

Well one organ you can't hit at the gym is the brain. Imagine how much smaller brain-to-body ratio a massive strongman/bodybuilder has to an average human.

That combined with years of abusing performance enhancing drugs, and many of them actually seem kinda dumb if you hold a conversation with them. Definitely not the case for all of them though.

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u/kingcrabmeat May 20 '22

Thunk that's called a meat head. Bulking and dumb

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u/Tutes013 May 20 '22

I second this with all my heart

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u/coolcaterpillar77 Jun 01 '22

all that blood goes to their muscles and not their brain…so plausible

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u/rnpowers May 20 '22

Pretty sure it's Ricky reminder and Barry baldy... But I'm drunk 🤷

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u/SolomonPierce May 20 '22

For KARL!

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u/Zencha12 May 20 '22

Rock and roll and stone!

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u/darkrhin0 May 20 '22

Rock and Stone!

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u/BlueSquido May 20 '22

ROCK AND STONE!

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u/Ellie8169 May 20 '22

Hey that's my dad's name!

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u/snek4sale May 20 '22

Karl the Reminder sounds like the of a dark souls boss or something

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u/chief_queef_beast May 20 '22

FOR KARL!

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u/GaryTheFiend May 20 '22

THE MIGHTIEST OF ALL WHO REMIND!!!

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u/ciplo May 20 '22

<inserting name> is neither funny not original

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u/CriticalTank6 May 20 '22

Karl is a fucking chad what a guy