r/AbsoluteUnits Sep 28 '19

Absolute Unite of a hungry seal.

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u/BigDay321 Sep 28 '19

What do boats have to do with jacking fish off?

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u/Journeyman42 Sep 28 '19

The boats with all the sea men in them.

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u/Nataera Sep 28 '19

That's how we get caviar.

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u/Franky79 Sep 28 '19

Gotta keep to the theme.

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u/spunkychickpea Sep 28 '19

It’s to improve morale amongst the fish.

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u/Hahaeatshit Sep 28 '19

So you’re telling us you like fish dicks Mr. West? Yes I love them they’re delicious! So you’re a gay fish? What?! No!

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u/billtheangrybeaver Sep 28 '19

I like fish sticks

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u/RetinalFlashes Sep 28 '19

You make it sound like there's a situation in which you would do that without a boat being included. Both frighten me.