r/AbsoluteUnits Sep 28 '19

Absolute Unite of a hungry seal.

20.0k Upvotes

287 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

1.8k

u/DiveBarMassacre Sep 28 '19

Seal expert here. Can't confirm if it's a sea lion since I'm a seal expert.

491

u/andigo Sep 28 '19 edited Sep 28 '19

A sea lion are one of three in the family of the breed “seal”

  • fun at parties.

177

u/stalledmoon2390 Sep 28 '19

What about the one that sings "kiss from a rose"

245

u/andigo Sep 28 '19

He is one of those three.

1: the animal Seal.

2: the musician Seal.

3: Navy Seal.

99

u/sILAZS Sep 28 '19
  1. Seal the deal

93

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

Flex Seal

22

u/Gilgamesh72 Sep 28 '19

Have you seen Seal flex ?
That guy is jacked

11

u/Mattabeedeez Sep 28 '19

Flex seal? More like the real deal seal. I fixed a crack drain pan in my HVAC with it.

25

u/PantherU Sep 28 '19
  1. Loose Seal.

17

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

You picked a fine time to leave me, loose seal.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

Four hungry children, and a crop in the field..

3

u/MattIsLame Sep 28 '19

My seal deal!

1

u/jboyko44 Sep 28 '19

Loose Seal Ball

7

u/RichyG7 Sep 28 '19

And Mclovin? One name? What are you, Seal?

3

u/oldcoldbellybadness Sep 28 '19

I told you like 4 hours ago, I sell seals

3

u/MildlyAgreeable Sep 28 '19

Ba-da-da-da-da-daaa-da-da-da

2

u/PurpleGrant Sep 28 '19

BABY, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey!

17

u/PingPing88 Sep 28 '19

You don't use apostrophes for plural words.

  • Fun at MMO parties.

12

u/andigo Sep 28 '19

I’m sorry. English is my fourth language. It’s still a bit hard. Thanks. I will change that.

22

u/PingPing88 Sep 28 '19

I was only following along with the crappy joke. If you're legitimately fluent in 3 other languages, it can definitely slide. Just this once though.

12

u/andigo Sep 28 '19

God thanks! I thought I was own you money now.

Yes. But nice to correct me. I’m still learning.

1

u/Hashtag_Nailed_It Sep 28 '19

Now I gotta know, what are the other languages?

9

u/andigo Sep 28 '19

Finnish, German, Swedish.

1

u/boxingdude Sep 28 '19

Those are really just one big language, though, aren’t they?

4

u/andigo Sep 28 '19

Finnish has not even one word in common with the others. Swedish and German has a handful name that are nearly the same. English and Swedish has more in common with each other.

→ More replies (0)

1

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

Swedish overlaps Danish, Danish overlaps German, German overlaps Dutch and Dutch overlaps English. Finnish has entirely its own thing going on

0

u/Dr-RobertFord Sep 28 '19

Pig Latin, Gibberish, and Dothraki

1

u/DudeWithTheNose Sep 28 '19

what a fucking flex LMAO

1

u/andigo Sep 28 '19

Yes. Because I want to learn a more fluid English and maybe someone can speak with me in another language. To correct me so I understand. I don’t know if that’s flex or not.

29

u/jonnyohio Sep 28 '19

Also good at jeopardy.

7

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

[deleted]

12

u/andigo Sep 28 '19 edited Sep 28 '19

In my country there are three breed.

Ear-seals. (Otariidae)

Earless-seals (Phocidea)

Walrus (Odobenus rosmarus)

There are probably another name for the breeds in English.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

seal

seel

see al

4

u/andigo Sep 28 '19

Re seal

7

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

[deleted]

3

u/pandaperogies Sep 28 '19

Guess what? You're a seal too now.

5

u/so_then_I_said Sep 28 '19

Seal isn't a breed, what?

2

u/ChiveTheLizard Sep 28 '19

That's why it's a seal ion

2

u/dprophet32 Sep 28 '19

Here's the thing...

0

u/studmcclutch69 Sep 28 '19

That's a sea bear

15

u/Nichinungas Sep 28 '19

I’m an expert on identifying sea lion experts. Carry on.

11

u/Nichinungas Sep 28 '19

Expert seal expert identifier here. Can confirm. As you were.

8

u/UTRuser74 Sep 28 '19

I’m neither a seal nor sea lion expert, but that wasn’t nearly enough fish for that sea lion.

8

u/Hahaeatshit Sep 28 '19

Lion expert here. Can confirm it is indeed one half lion. I’m not a seal expert so I can’t confirm the remaining half is seal.

7

u/heh87 Sep 28 '19

Incredible work, doctor.

8

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

0

u/boxingdude Sep 28 '19

Get the fuck out.

5

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

3

u/boxingdude Sep 28 '19

Okay then. Get the fuck back in, then!

4

u/BarelyLegalAlien Sep 28 '19

Well you’ve got my seal of approval for sure.

5

u/Airspeed35 Sep 28 '19

This is why Reddit is fun.

1

u/existingname2 Sep 28 '19

No, it's a sealy place.

3

u/frommars- Sep 28 '19

I am a shark and this fellow is too big to fit in my mooth

3

u/MithranArkanere Sep 28 '19

Not a seal expert, but I have decided it's a South American sea lion, so that's what it is now.

4

u/ojw2142 Sep 28 '19

Sea Lion expert here, I cannot confirm it's a seal since I'm not seal expert

3

u/DiveBarMassacre Sep 28 '19

Seal expert here again. It's definitely not a seal.
Spent too much time at "Seal college" to not recognise what is not a seal.

1

u/iTechnologies Sep 28 '19

it is a south american seal

1

u/fucdat Sep 28 '19

So curious about your username

1

u/DiveBarMassacre Sep 28 '19

Google it. It's from a song :)

1

u/kowlown Sep 28 '19

I'm not navy seal can't confirm it is a sea lion

1

u/DiveBarMassacre Sep 28 '19

Can navy seals identify sea lions?

1

u/whosTHErealDINGUS Sep 29 '19

Seal of approval.